Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Khan Chest Reveal

There is one, and only one, Khan Chest Reveal (KCR), and it is blaspheme for you to even emulate it, Troy.

Khan has a forever lifetime nottadouche for being a serious badass. He personifies Rockstar Leniency Rule.

You, Troy, are just a ninny.

And Angie, your boobs are large, and you’re probably a pretty girl under all that stuff. Don’t try so hard. There are other ways to leave Long Island.

# posted by douchebag1
7:09 am June, 15 Anonymous said...

Bubbly bubbles. And douchebag.

7:11 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would set my phaser to stun and go all Romulan on that rack of Klingons.

7:13 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His unfinished tat reminds me of.

7:15 am June, 15 Bag Margera said...

Only a damn fool would try to compete with his girlfriends cleavage. Seriously, I can’t even fathom that mentality. Someone compliments you on your hot girlfriend, and your like “yeah she’s great. But if you think those are nice… check these out!” There is nothing more self absorbed, than being with a gorgeous girl like Angie, and thinking that you matter at all.

7:16 am June, 15 Anonymous said...

I love silicone.

7:17 am June, 15 RAPETIME said...

Angie looks like she’s ready to caulk my shower with all that silicone.

Troy…damn. Troy is just pathetic. Balding and desperate. He should watch Star Trek 2 a few times and try to learn how to be a badass from Ricardo Montalban. Sadly, it’s obvious he will fail as badly at that as he is failing at getting into bouncy Angie’s tight jeans.

7:31 am June, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m pretty sure Khan would take Angie any where she wanted.

And stick worms in Troy’s ears. Just for grins.

7:53 am June, 15 End the Haberdouchery said...

She looks like the kind of girl that says she can drink you under the table. Five shots of Wild Turkey later she’s crying about her sixth grade boyfriend and pukes all over the back of your buddy’s Toyota Corolla. You give your buddy $20 to get the car detailed and you still have to deal with this hot mess. At least she offers to fellate you to make up for it.

7:53 am June, 15 Scooby Douche said...

Boobs are my friends. I would go to summer camp with those friends. We would splash around in the lake, weave baskets, make crafty things out of pipe cleaners and glitter glue, and then clumsily wrestle about late at night in the upper bunk of Cabin Cherokee. I would become a man.

8:06 am June, 15 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I don’t know DB1. I think she might look like a gelfling under all that stuff.

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I’d still hit it though. No one ever accused me of being picky.

8:26 am June, 15 mr.reeve said...

I think this guy is a MMA fighter. Don’t know his name but that’s my guess. Blonde should go directly to porn and not pass go or collect $200.

8:39 am June, 15 P Showard Chunt said...

i’d break into her campaign headquarters and plug her leak

8:44 am June, 15 Crucial Head said...

This picture makes me want to go out and buy a Breitling watch for some reason.

8:58 am June, 15 Deltus said...

Khan would make Angie his bitch, and Troy his eunuched man-servant, before he was finished breakfast. And that’s a good point, Reverend. The unfinished tatts seems like .

9:06 am June, 15 Wedgie said...

He tasks me.

I wish she would.

9:31 am June, 15 creature said...

if that is cubic z bedazzling her choker, then she’s hit the fakey triffecta… still wouldn’t stop me from parking my wienermobile in her fleshy chest canyon. yup, I’d pull in & back out all day… to hell with dignity!

12:10 pm June, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boobies!!

12:59 pm June, 15 doucheous lupus dong thinks gold chain stag necklaces should only be worn with sweatsuits said...

i would say her implants are bigger

1:35 pm June, 15 Dougie Douchington said...

that lady is hooooooooooooooooooooooot.

you need to publish names, links, and more stuff on her man, she’s like sooooooo fine.

1:46 pm June, 15 Troy Tempest said...

this warbling turd gives the name “Troy” a bad name. I officially ban him from the world of Troy-ness. His new name is Achilles, because Achilles was an arrogant douchenozzle. I should know, I was there.

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What?

6:17 pm June, 15 MsMon said...

Whats with the bimbo duckface? Plastic tits & herpes. FUGLY. Somebody should put her onto this site:

http://antiduckface.com/

7:39 pm June, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

What strikes me is the horizontal highlight on his lower brow and the vertical highlight on his cleavite sternum are so in accord with each other; and his chin, nose tip and cheekbone agree with it.

Her booby highlight cannot be denied the same aspiration to steal the shiny spotlight.

So does her bleached blonde hair compete with his creamy white and embarrassingly exposing shirt, which ought to cringe in shame to show such a stupid little tatt-on-moob.

Even the belt and choker agree, and not the least, his pearly whites.

They both need to be bitten till any color left is totally drained from their poseur puffery, and then nibbled to nothing by puffins.

10:06 pm June, 15 Steve L. said...

Khan was before my time, but my preliminary analysis is that this guy looks nothing like Khan to start with.

he needs more hair. and more arsenic too.

10:19 am June, 16 DarkSock said...

that’s where the stingray needs to aim.

3:52 pm June, 16 taco said...

funny you mention the name troy, because i know this girl, she lives in CT. her name is Helen…no joke

7:58 pm June, 16 Guile is a douche said...

She looks an awful lot like Maryse Oulette

11:50 am June, 18 Anon. said...

HAHA! That’s not “Troy” Thats Nick A. From New Haven Connecticut.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509368967&ref=ts

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