Thursday, June 10, 2010
Klaaj Dresses Like a Douche, Is Still a Nice Guy at Heart
Klaaj, you come from a good family of Norwegian fishing stock.
There’s nothing wrong with never leaving your small European coastal town except for a brief alcoholic trip through Copenhagen when you’re 23.
Put down the tattoos and gel, and step away from Saskia and her besties.
They just want to sell you a time share in Trondheim.
First!
I’ll have the hott on the right please. I love her innocent hair flip over the eye. Mmm you naughty little Norwegian you.
Saskia, Noordeen, and Inga will have a four way with anyone. Klaaj knows he is in so he smirks at the world, loves his job at the herring factory, and looks like a Scandinavian . Nottadouche. Skol Klaaj.
Anyone?
He’s not that douchie but at the same time he is. Sneaky Euros.
I agree with Douche Dastardly, the girl on the right is naughty and hot. I would love to see more of her on the site.
@ Douche Dastardly:
Nice call, young sir. You may have the hott on the right, as long as I can have the middle hott (the one with the stick-on acid blotter on her arm). I’ll even wait another year until she’s legal before I touch her. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t touch myself around her, ifyouknowwhatimean…
It’s all fun and games until one of the hotts gets a whiff of the pickled herring in his pants!
Oh, and Klaäj is a döuche.
I’d stick my hjälte into middle hott’s aspvik.
When did Dax Shepard move to Nörway? And when did he change his name to Kla¨aj?
^ “Klaä’j”
^ fuck me!
Unless Ass Pear La Plante just walked by, and you didn’t want to be seen with these goofy ginches Klaaj, then I’m afraid I have some news for you…
Why do I hear this douche calling the girls “kid”?
I will hereby be photoshopping Amanda’s picture into this image in place of Klaäj, and then retiring to the men’s room for the rest of the afternoon. Toodles, everyone!
Meanwhile, Ümläüt Smäckdöwn and Buffalo Beast peruse their poison collection in search of the perfect “mixer” to make Klaäj’s next drink…
I’m getting a hashish contact high just looking at that place.
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Klaaj looks like he’s keestering a can of Diet Coke
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I don’t find any of these girls attractive nor am I remotely interested in ever coming in contact with them verbally or physically ( <— statement is in case they are underage and the feds come looking for our URL's asses )
@douche dastardly
You’ve lost all rights for claiming hotts for this photo by doing that “First!” thing, which is douchey. We don’t do that here. I therefore lay claim to right hott.
middle bleeth could fuck the farts out of chili.
klaaj which i assume is finish for rikki rachtman is a lucky motherfucker if his job does not involve a hairnet and a timeclock.
i mourn for small European coastal towns. it’s not their fault though.
it’s not their fault.
His arm looks like my windshield in the morning after a cat tracked through the dew.
Along those lines, I would leave tracks in the blonde’s doo.
Ta-da.
I would have to reach around those three young skanks to get to the bar.
Along those lines, I would let the middle one give me a reacharound whilst tossing my salad.
Ta-da.
Well, since no one’s laid claim to the hott on the left, dibs! Just imagine her looking up at you like that while on her knees,
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ifyouknowwhatimean
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sorry bag!
Ah … such a trifecta of bouncy giggly goodness. Thank you DB1, for this most HC tilted HCwDB shot. I feel like I’m back to normal now after having to contend with yesterday’s weekly winner.
Buffalo Beast and Boston Douchebag check the score of the game before leaving.
Klaaj is the pack leader for the Finnish/Czech teenage internet bride joint venture and is proud that his girls just won the body shots contest.
Scumbag I did lay claim to the hott on the left. Read two posts above yours.
to be fair to ol’ klajj here he seems to be trying his best to not be a douche (note; the arms folded, looking away from camera, and a significant gap between him and the girls) but it doesnt quite come off, as it seems more like an amateurish attempt at modesty, and going on a silent protest by refusing to pose for the photo as he is secretly pissed off the girls are hogging all the attention.
oh yes and the girls are hot but also remind me of a latvian girl who is a student at my university pretty..pretty yes but pretty boring too.
It looks like at the exact moment this photo was snapped someone should have cued The Sad Trombone
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*wah-wah-wah-wahhhh*
I want all three of those tasty Trondhers
He doesn’t look too thrilled to be there. I guess they’re fresh out of ecstasy.
He’s pissed because he heard Stackhouse is manning the glory hole tonight but he forgot to dress like a jump-off whobag so Stacky won’t touch him. The girls just happen to be in the way.
This guy’s thinking…
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… I’m such a S C A T M U N C H E R!!!!!!!
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@ G Gorgeous Clitty
don’t i know you from somewhere? a long time ago?
for not being the scrotum that has to fondle the goods in the photos, i think he deserves to cast his line out iykwim
I’d eat a pound of lutefisk just for the chance to be laughingly turned down by any of these Norwegian hotts.
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