Thursday, June 10, 2010

Klaaj Dresses Like a Douche, Is Still a Nice Guy at Heart

Klaaj, you come from a good family of Norwegian fishing stock.

There’s nothing wrong with never leaving your small European coastal town except for a brief alcoholic trip through Copenhagen when you’re 23.

Put down the tattoos and gel, and step away from Saskia and her besties.

They just want to sell you a time share in Trondheim.

# posted by douchebag1
9:20 am June, 10 Douche Dastardly said...

First!

9:23 am June, 10 Douche Dastardly said...

I’ll have the hott on the right please. I love her innocent hair flip over the eye. Mmm you naughty little Norwegian you.

9:24 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Saskia, Noordeen, and Inga will have a four way with anyone. Klaaj knows he is in so he smirks at the world, loves his job at the herring factory, and looks like a Scandinavian . Nottadouche. Skol Klaaj.

9:25 am June, 10 Douche Dastardly said...

Anyone?

9:37 am June, 10 mr.reeve said...

He’s not that douchie but at the same time he is. Sneaky Euros.

I agree with Douche Dastardly, the girl on the right is naughty and hot. I would love to see more of her on the site.

9:46 am June, 10 Bagnonymous said...

@ Douche Dastardly:

Nice call, young sir. You may have the hott on the right, as long as I can have the middle hott (the one with the stick-on acid blotter on her arm). I’ll even wait another year until she’s legal before I touch her. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t touch myself around her, ifyouknowwhatimean…

9:46 am June, 10 Ed Hardouche said...

It’s all fun and games until one of the hotts gets a whiff of the pickled herring in his pants!

9:47 am June, 10 Bagnonymous said...

Oh, and Klaäj is a döuche.

9:50 am June, 10 Bagnonymous said...

I’d stick my hjälte into middle hott’s aspvik.

9:53 am June, 10 Bagnonymous said...

When did Dax Shepard move to Nörway? And when did he change his name to Kla¨aj?

9:54 am June, 10 Bagnonymous said...

^ “Kla&auml’j”

9:54 am June, 10 Bagnonymous said...

^ fuck me!

9:59 am June, 10 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Unless Ass Pear La Plante just walked by, and you didn’t want to be seen with these goofy ginches Klaaj, then I’m afraid I have some news for you…

10:10 am June, 10 jcdouchey said...

Why do I hear this douche calling the girls “kid”?

10:17 am June, 10 Bagnonymous said...

I will hereby be photoshopping Amanda’s picture into this image in place of Klaäj, and then retiring to the men’s room for the rest of the afternoon. Toodles, everyone!

10:23 am June, 10 Bagnonymous said...

Meanwhile, Ümläüt Smäckdöwn and Buffalo Beast peruse their poison collection in search of the perfect “mixer” to make Klaäj’s next drink…

10:25 am June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

I’m getting a hashish contact high just looking at that place.

Klaaj looks like he’s keestering a can of Diet Coke

I don’t find any of these girls attractive nor am I remotely interested in ever coming in contact with them verbally or physically ( <— statement is in case they are underage and the feds come looking for our URL's asses )

10:27 am June, 10 Mr. White said...

@douche dastardly

You’ve lost all rights for claiming hotts for this photo by doing that “First!” thing, which is douchey. We don’t do that here. I therefore lay claim to right hott.

10:29 am June, 10 Euripidouche said...

middle bleeth could fuck the farts out of chili.

klaaj which i assume is finish for rikki rachtman is a lucky motherfucker if his job does not involve a hairnet and a timeclock.

10:41 am June, 10 Steve L. said...

i mourn for small European coastal towns. it’s not their fault though.

it’s not their fault.

10:54 am June, 10 Anthony LaBaglia said...

His arm looks like my windshield in the morning after a cat tracked through the dew.

Along those lines, I would leave tracks in the blonde’s doo.

Ta-da.

10:56 am June, 10 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I would have to reach around those three young skanks to get to the bar.

Along those lines, I would let the middle one give me a reacharound whilst tossing my salad.

Ta-da.

10:58 am June, 10 chaserofthehott said...

Well, since no one’s laid claim to the hott on the left, dibs! Just imagine her looking up at you like that while on her knees,

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ifyouknowwhatimean

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sorry bag!

11:10 am June, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Ah … such a trifecta of bouncy giggly goodness. Thank you DB1, for this most HC tilted HCwDB shot. I feel like I’m back to normal now after having to contend with yesterday’s weekly winner.

11:54 am June, 10 Baleen said...

Buffalo Beast and Boston Douchebag check the score of the game before leaving.

12:15 pm June, 10 doucheywallnuts said...

Klaaj is the pack leader for the Finnish/Czech teenage internet bride joint venture and is proud that his girls just won the body shots contest.

12:42 pm June, 10 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Scumbag I did lay claim to the hott on the left. Read two posts above yours.

12:58 pm June, 10 MILLS said...

to be fair to ol’ klajj here he seems to be trying his best to not be a douche (note; the arms folded, looking away from camera, and a significant gap between him and the girls) but it doesnt quite come off, as it seems more like an amateurish attempt at modesty, and going on a silent protest by refusing to pose for the photo as he is secretly pissed off the girls are hogging all the attention.

1:02 pm June, 10 MILLS said...

oh yes and the girls are hot but also remind me of a latvian girl who is a student at my university pretty..pretty yes but pretty boring too.

1:05 pm June, 10 darksock said...

It looks like at the exact moment this photo was snapped someone should have cued The Sad Trombone

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*wah-wah-wah-wahhhh*

1:20 pm June, 10 Claude Douchenburg said...

I want all three of those tasty Trondhers

1:21 pm June, 10 Victor von Douche said...

He doesn’t look too thrilled to be there. I guess they’re fresh out of ecstasy.

1:34 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s pissed because he heard Stackhouse is manning the glory hole tonight but he forgot to dress like a jump-off whobag so Stacky won’t touch him. The girls just happen to be in the way.

4:15 pm June, 10 G. Gorgeous Clitty said...

This guy’s thinking…

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… I’m such a S C A T M U N C H E R!!!!!!!

9:30 pm June, 10 Guid is Good said...

I love the smell of rollmops in the morning. It is the smell of victory.

12:39 am June, 11 P Showard Chunt said...

@ G Gorgeous Clitty

don’t i know you from somewhere? a long time ago?

4:41 am June, 11 my friends call me @$$hole said...

for not being the scrotum that has to fondle the goods in the photos, i think he deserves to cast his line out iykwim

8:25 am June, 11 Deltus said...

I’d eat a pound of lutefisk just for the chance to be laughingly turned down by any of these Norwegian hotts.

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