Sunday, June 6, 2010
Logan’s Run: Ass on Fire
Didn’t really have a great HCwDB clip to run on this Sunday, so instead, enjoy this clip, from the sci-fi classic Logan’s Run, of a man running with his ass on fire.
Mmm… Jenny Agutter hottness.
Jesus! Trying to do this avatar crap is harder than dealing with the DMV. I don’t want Crucial getting on me for not having one.
Not a hot pic of her, but I’d take a silver bullet if I could wake up next to Nurse Price.
I love the future.
lets see in this gravitar thing works
^ Woot to myself!
I think we got both an ass fire and a Wilhelm scream.
Carousel is a lie, bitches!
There is no sanctuary, hatters!
Now I try for a gravatar. And I am as computer illiterate as The Jizz Singer was stupid.
After yesterdays Jizz Singer, I really don’t want life to go on.
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“Mr. Sandman, please make it quick.”
”I am more than douche. More than scrote. More than a fusion of the two. Don’t you agree? Wait for the flatulent winds. Then my turds sing. And the deep grottos whisper my name: DarkSox… DarkSox… Darksox…”
I give up.
Logan: “Do you need me to take my clothes off?”
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Holly: “Not for your face.”
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What a hoot!
How do I get on Steve L. thread for gravatar.
@The Rev,
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Go to the “Forums” tab at the top of this page. Then click the “Have At It” forum. The third thread down says something like “Steve L’s school for Avatar Challenged Folks”.
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It took me several tries to get it right, so don’t be discouraged. Do not despair… times will change. Be proud… be brave… be proud to be a man boy lovah…
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oops… wrong website.
Judging from that running dude there are still habanero chili burgers in the future.
Logan spent half the movie trying to see Box.
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And that chrome robot also.
Did it work?
Fuck. Try again.
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Still no? Fat and stupid is no way to go through life son. If I could just lose the stupid and get my Tandy-3000 back.
It’s not funny, my ass is on fire.
My ass is also on fire. Combine 23 Coors, The Banquet Beer, quite a few Crown Royals, a Philipino wedding with food straight from the pepper patch and a couple late night Jack In The Box Super Tacos and we’ve got a situation that had me in the shower to clean up twice already today…..
… think I’ll go to the public pool today….
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What? TMI?
BTW, IMDB says that they are re-making Logan’s Run. Why?
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And speaking of movies, when are they going to make Cormac McCarthy’s “Blood Meridian” ? That book was the an awesome, brutal, stomach turning odyssey into the true Wild Wild West.
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I’d like to cast that movie
HEY DARKSOCK!!!!!!
How do you get them thar photos in here??
Like this?
@ Vin Douchal
If you like “Blood Meridian”, you should check out McCarthy’s “Suttree”. Aruguably his best work but I’ll let you decide. Cheers.
Nope
Like this?
Can’t sleep, Ass on fire;
Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire,
Psycho stuntman
Q’uest-ca c’est?
GAH!
@ Ballen
I’m going to tackle “Underworld” by Don Delillo for my major summer read. one of my fave’s , David Foster Wallace- R.I.P. , always said that was one of the most influential authors in his life .
Also I just read two McCarthy books in a row. I need a break from that master manipulator
I think Stacky crushed Box on the reg. He needs Carousel. And I need 1975 Farrah pre-Anal cancer. Too soon.
If this gravatar doesn’t show up this time I will be forced to pass the day with V-8 and Budweiser cocktails.
I win. Death to America. And by Death to America I mean:
@Crucial and Steve L.
Thank you and good day Sirs. I am still getting drunk.
Hey guys and gals,
I have been busy as of late due to the golf season starting. I have been doing my best to get porch meat added to the golf lexicon. The term has had an interesting run at The Hackers Paradise. It has been a while since I have read this site regularly and I was wondering if anyone could give me some more words and phrases that make this site the best on the interwebs. I need to shake these guys up a bit to liven a few of them up. My email is clamfist@gmail.com. Get Some.
RENEW!!!!
While you’re up…..
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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But we already assumed that, didn’t we.
Trying DarkSock’s little trick…..(I hope it works)…..
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NSFW (if it works)
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Guess not…..
Too complex? Here’s a safe Farrah photo (again, maybe):
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OK ‘Sock, ‘fess up, damn it! LOL @ my HTML “skillz.”
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Well, I wanna be titillated by Farrah.
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(If “titillated” didn’t tell you that was NSFW…..)
@ The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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Crucial actually got a WordPress avatar before i did just as HCwDB 2.0 was launched. he certainly took less tries than me. learn it from him, if you cannot learn it from my thread.
I remember swimming in the pool at the Fort Worth water gardens where this was filmed…good times…it’s gone now ;( …I also made my meat man catch fire from fwapping it too much to Jenny Agutter…mmm…
also, if i’m running around with Jenny Agutter, my ass would be on fire too.
Jesse James is a fuccen retard. Check the vid:
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/06/sandra-bullock-scarlett-j_n_602435.html
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Now back to ‘baten!
Jesse James made his own fleshlight using a coffee can, a post hole digger and a sheep’s ass.
Jesse James stab-fucks canned ham.
Jesse James puts his junk in a boxing glove and grinds it into a box fan.
Jesse James thrives on chimpanzee cockk punches
Jesse James raped a pillowcase full of severed old hooker areolas once.
Jesse James fucked his John Deere riding more with an old cucumber once.
Bettty White could probably beat the shit out of Jesse James. Just sayin’.
I would pay good money to be in a Ryan Reynold, Scarlett Johansson and Sandra Bullock 4-way. And that good money would come from me robbing and bludgeoning Jesse James and selling the videos of it happening.