Sunday, June 6, 2010

Logan's Run: Ass on Fire

Didn’t really have a great HCwDB clip to run on this Sunday, so instead, enjoy this clip, from the sci-fi classic Logan’s Run, of a man running with his ass on fire.

Mmm… Jenny Agutter hottness.

# posted by douchebag1
9:23 am June, 6 mr.reeve said...

Jesus! Trying to do this avatar crap is harder than dealing with the DMV. I don’t want Crucial getting on me for not having one.

9:25 am June, 6 Wheezer said...

Not a hot pic of her, but I’d take a silver bullet if I could wake up next to Nurse Price.

9:44 am June, 6 Wedgie said...

I love the future.

10:03 am June, 6 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

lets see in this gravitar thing works

10:04 am June, 6 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

^ Woot to myself!

10:27 am June, 6 Just Sayin said...

I think we got both an ass fire and a Wilhelm scream.

10:30 am June, 6 Mr. White said...

Carousel is a lie, bitches!

10:54 am June, 6 Horace Dangleballs said...

There is no sanctuary, hatters!

11:03 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now I try for a gravatar. And I am as computer illiterate as The Jizz Singer was stupid.

11:03 am June, 6 Crucial Head said...

After yesterdays Jizz Singer, I really don’t want life to go on.

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“Mr. Sandman, please make it quick.”

11:07 am June, 6 Crucial Head said...

”I am more than douche. More than scrote. More than a fusion of the two. Don’t you agree? Wait for the flatulent winds. Then my turds sing. And the deep grottos whisper my name: DarkSox… DarkSox… Darksox…”

11:08 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I give up.

11:10 am June, 6 Old Possums Book of Practical Scats said...

Logan: “Do you need me to take my clothes off?”

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Holly: “Not for your face.”

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What a hoot!

11:28 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How do I get on Steve L. thread for gravatar.

11:32 am June, 6 Crucial Head said...

@The Rev,

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Go to the “Forums” tab at the top of this page. Then click the “Have At It” forum. The third thread down says something like “Steve L’s school for Avatar Challenged Folks”.

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It took me several tries to get it right, so don’t be discouraged. Do not despair… times will change. Be proud… be brave… be proud to be a man boy lovah…

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oops… wrong website.

Judging from that running dude there are still habanero chili burgers in the future.

11:50 am June, 6 DarkSock said...

Logan spent half the movie trying to see Box.
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And that chrome robot also.
jk

12:00 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Did it work?

12:00 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck. Try again.

12:13 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And.

12:23 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Still no? Fat and stupid is no way to go through life son. If I could just lose the stupid and get my Tandy-3000 back.

12:25 pm June, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

It’s not funny, my ass is on fire.

12:30 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

My ass is also on fire. Combine 23 Coors, The Banquet Beer, quite a few Crown Royals, a Philipino wedding with food straight from the pepper patch and a couple late night Jack In The Box Super Tacos and we’ve got a situation that had me in the shower to clean up twice already today…..

… think I’ll go to the public pool today….

What? TMI?

12:38 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

BTW, IMDB says that they are re-making Logan’s Run. Why?

And speaking of movies, when are they going to make Cormac McCarthy’s “Blood Meridian” ? That book was the an awesome, brutal, stomach turning odyssey into the true Wild Wild West.

I’d like to cast that movie

12:45 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

HEY DARKSOCK!!!!!!

How do you get them thar photos in here??

Like this?

12:48 pm June, 6 Baleen said...

@ Vin Douchal

If you like “Blood Meridian”, you should check out McCarthy’s “Suttree”. Aruguably his best work but I’ll let you decide. Cheers.

12:49 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Nope

Like this?

12:49 pm June, 6 Psycho Mocker said...

Can’t sleep, Ass on fire;

Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire,

Psycho stuntman

Q’uest-ca c’est?

12:49 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

GAH!

12:54 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

@ Ballen

I’m going to tackle “Underworld” by Don Delillo for my major summer read. one of my fave’s , David Foster Wallace- R.I.P. , always said that was one of the most influential authors in his life .

Also I just read two McCarthy books in a row. I need a break from that master manipulator

1:11 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think Stacky crushed Box on the reg. He needs Carousel. And I need 1975 Farrah pre-Anal cancer. Too soon.

1:24 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If this gravatar doesn’t show up this time I will be forced to pass the day with V-8 and Budweiser cocktails.

1:28 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I win. Death to America. And by Death to America I mean:

@Crucial and Steve L.

Thank you and good day Sirs. I am still getting drunk.

2:07 pm June, 6 clam fist said...

Hey guys and gals,

I have been busy as of late due to the golf season starting. I have been doing my best to get porch meat added to the golf lexicon. The term has had an interesting run at The Hackers Paradise. It has been a while since I have read this site regularly and I was wondering if anyone could give me some more words and phrases that make this site the best on the interwebs. I need to shake these guys up a bit to liven a few of them up. My email is clamfist@gmail.com. Get Some.

3:42 pm June, 6 Dex said...

RENEW!!!!

4:07 pm June, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

While you’re up…..

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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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But we already assumed that, didn’t we.

8:18 pm June, 6 Wheezer said...

Trying DarkSock’s little trick…..(I hope it works)…..

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NSFW (if it works)

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8:19 pm June, 6 Wheezer said...

Guess not…..

8:23 pm June, 6 Wheezer said...

Too complex? Here’s a safe Farrah photo (again, maybe):

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8:25 pm June, 6 Wheezer said...

OK ‘Sock, ‘fess up, damn it! LOL @ my HTML “skillz.”

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Well, I wanna be titillated by Farrah.

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(If “titillated” didn’t tell you that was NSFW…..)

9:58 pm June, 6 Steve L. said...

@ The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Crucial actually got a WordPress avatar before i did just as HCwDB 2.0 was launched. he certainly took less tries than me. learn it from him, if you cannot learn it from my thread.

10:05 pm June, 6 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

I remember swimming in the pool at the Fort Worth water gardens where this was filmed…good times…it’s gone now ;( …I also made my meat man catch fire from fwapping it too much to Jenny Agutter…mmm…

10:10 pm June, 6 Steve L. said...

also, if i’m running around with Jenny Agutter, my ass would be on fire too.

11:30 pm June, 6 Baleen said...

Jesse James is a fuccen retard. Check the vid:

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/06/sandra-bullock-scarlett-j_n_602435.html

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Now back to ‘baten!

6:34 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Jesse James made his own fleshlight using a coffee can, a post hole digger and a sheep’s ass.

6:34 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Jesse James stab-fucks canned ham.

6:35 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Jesse James puts his junk in a boxing glove and grinds it into a box fan.

6:35 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Jesse James thrives on chimpanzee cockk punches

6:36 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Jesse James raped a pillowcase full of severed old hooker areolas once.

6:37 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Jesse James fucked his John Deere riding more with an old cucumber once.

11:49 am June, 7 Baleen said...

Bettty White could probably beat the shit out of Jesse James. Just sayin’.

12:20 pm June, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

I would pay good money to be in a Ryan Reynold, Scarlett Johansson and Sandra Bullock 4-way. And that good money would come from me robbing and bludgeoning Jesse James and selling the videos of it happening.

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