Wednesday, June 2, 2010

London Bridge is Spreading Communicable Diseases

London Bridge is Spreading Communicable Diseases,

Spreading Communicable Diseases,

Spreading Communicable Diseases,

London Bridge is Spreading Communicable Diseases,

My itchy leggy.

# posted by douchebag1
12:38 pm June, 2 Bag A said...

Hott Alert! Hot quotient just went WAY UP with the zesty blonde in the little sparkly dress.

12:38 pm June, 2 Bag A said...

Is that a drink on her rear end?

12:41 pm June, 2 chaserofthehott said...

Oh I do love a tasty adult beverage resting ever so gingerly on a hott blonde’s ass!

12:45 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Blokes Are Alright.

12:45 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey Douchey Gang Bang.

12:46 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bedrooms Or Broomsticks.

12:47 pm June, 2 chaserofthehott said...

The girl on the right looks like Katie Morgan from the movie Zach and Miri Make a Porno.

12:47 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chim Chinimy Chin Chiminy Chin Chin Do Two.

12:48 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vainspotting.

12:48 pm June, 2 chaserofthehott said...

They may both be porn stars, and I’m surprisingly OK with that…

12:48 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sgt. Pepper’s Douche and Skank Club Bank.

12:50 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Battle of Bangin’

12:51 pm June, 2 Bagnonymous said...

The Sugar Hill Gangbang

12:51 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lord of the Douche: The Two Hot Skanks

12:52 pm June, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Trainwreckx-n-Effect

12:52 pm June, 2 chaserofthehott said...

Now that I’m looking at it better the guy in the bandanna could be Seth Rogen, just a lot thinner, God I pray not!

12:53 pm June, 2 Bagnonymous said...

The Village Pee-ers

12:54 pm June, 2 Vin Douchal said...

@ Bag A 12:38

Reminds me of the lyrics to that hit song, Ass Pear LaPlante

Some gals have an ass like an onion

Make you cry salty fuccen tears

Some gals have glutes like a shelf

Where you can rest your beers

12:56 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

London Calling for penisilln.

OK. Enough already

12:56 pm June, 2 Bagnonymous said...

I Want You To Want Pee (In Your Butt)

12:58 pm June, 2 bigphatnotadouche said...

Porn stars or not – who cares.

One Hott has a drink parked on her Ass, the other has chains. My faith in Douchebags has been restored.

Get Some you limey bastards.

12:58 pm June, 2 Bagnonymous said...

…and thus was formed, the Terrible 8-legged Herpasaurus.

1:12 pm June, 2 DarkSock said...

It’s the rare sex move known as “ATM~MTA”.

1:13 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

4 June 2010

We shall fight on their fleas, and in their buttholes,

we shall fight with growing confidence and growing wax in our hair, we shall defend this pose, whatever the cost may be,

we shall screw in the street and in the Thames,

we will fight in their landing grounds,

we shall fight in their hills,

we shall never surrender……until syphillis runs its sad course

Blood, Puss, and Beer speech.

Winston Douchebag

1:21 pm June, 2 Pömmelhorse Pümmelfister said...

Bambi Herpeclit made out with her reflection in the mirror while Cornelius Minipeen admired his alter-ego: Francisco McThundercockk.

1:27 pm June, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

Bag on the right is the type you laugh at and say WTF the first time you see him walk in a room, down the street or wherever. Vanity in men is disturbing

1:32 pm June, 2 End the Haberdouchery said...

I heart undercheek.

1:49 pm June, 2 Deltus said...

I caught some VD just looking at that pic.

1:55 pm June, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Tom Morello appears a bit peeved that his gin & tonic won’t balance on his hooker’s ass. He later asks Seth Rogen if they can switch things up, to give his cold drink-holding fingers a break.

4:26 pm June, 2 Victor von Douche said...

Tyrannosyphilis Rex and Babbu the former pakistani cab driver seem to be relying on the old strategy of getting girls shithoused while sipping their own. Tomorrow they’ll wake up in a crappy apartment that smells like convenience store cologne and they’ll have the clap.

7:23 pm June, 2 Dicy said...

Ew ew ew! Thanks DB1, I’m scarred for life!

9:25 pm June, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

Thanks for giving me whooping cough just by staring at this photo.

2:30 am June, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

Has the double doggy bag ever been captured in the wild? This is like catching the snow leopard on Wild Kingdom. (props to the movie nerd who can place that quote)

4:54 am June, 3 Düsseldouche said...

bäh!

8:14 am June, 3 Merle Baggard said...

this makes me sad, and horny.

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