Thursday, June 10, 2010

Marmadouche

Remember ladies, always spay or neuter your ‘bags.

Okay, this wasn’t the cleverest of writing on this late Thursday afternoon, but cut me some slack. His facial chin looks dog-like. And besides, I just ate half a box of Joe-Joes.

# posted by douchebag1
3:40 pm June, 10 Anom said...

As Douchey McTongue Wag held up Erin (on the right), young Obama clone came in with her daily shot packed with an entire 500 calories.

3:54 pm June, 10 Turdacious said...

These 2 are far from hot, but hes a sure douchebag

Looks like he fell face first into a pile of dog shit, way to keep your chin up champ!

3:58 pm June, 10 Baron Von Goolo said...

I shit you not, I had to do a double take to make sure this guy wasn’t my cousin.

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It’s not him. My cousin doesn’t fly the douche flag like Shaggy here does, but he does land more tail than a dogcatcher.

4:06 pm June, 10 mr.reeve said...

The midwest club scene at its finest I see. All the good looking midwest hots live in either L.A. or NY and this is what stays behind.

4:09 pm June, 10 Frodo Baggins said...

Nice, TJ’s rules!

4:09 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I wouldn’t touch either Scoobie, yech, or Doo on right with a shot of Cipro, and Dark Sock’s cock.

4:11 pm June, 10 kendall said...

wtf ahahah, he is so fucking ugly

4:13 pm June, 10 Thorax Hammersmith said...

This guy is…

.

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… a S C A T M U N C H E R!!!!!!!

4:15 pm June, 10 Dicy said...

The db1’s eating habits startle me. Ah, who am I kidding, I could eat that many cookies at once too I’m sure.

Ms Anorexia on the right could take some eating tips from Jay though.

5:32 pm June, 10 doucheywallnuts said...

I love how the hott was able to color her hair to match her bra. So sweet. There was a race on a show during the original Star Trek who sported this “white out” look. If at this particular point in time I wasn’t so addled by Knob Creek bourbon I would make an effort to do a Google image search to support my position. However, in this particular battle Knob Creek wins. Actually, I mustered some faculties and came up with this…This bro-chacho could be the Hott’s grandfather.

http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/7759/fontanna2.jpg

7:49 pm June, 10 Voulez-vous doucher avec moi? said...

Nice, doucheywallnuts. Nice pull.

Two things:

I think this douche does indeed look Marmadouchesque, with the neck tilt and the stoopid tongue. So do not be too hard on yourself, DB1.

And Candy Cane Joe-Joes are amazing and should be consumed with abandon.

7:56 pm June, 10 Bag Margera said...

I think the title fits. He does look like a dopey great dane, and since scooby-douche has been done, marmadouche is a more natural progression into more obscure cultural references. 4 years of bag tagging and still plenty of history to douche-parody.

8:36 pm June, 10 VIn Douchal said...

I offer to personally neuter this mutt with a cleaving axe, then take the Gore daughter look alike on the right on a search to see if the carpet matches the draps. With the eyes on the end of my tongue

8:42 pm June, 10 Steve L. said...

blonde on the right has some Victoria Silvestedt vibe to her.

Victoria Silvestedt in her prime, that is.

mmm… Victoria Silvestedt…

8:47 pm June, 10 VIn Douchal said...

Am I all alone here thinking that Kristen Chenoweth is one of the most elegant specimens of female beauty on this planet?

Hmm ? Whaddyathink?

9:24 pm June, 10 Crucial Head said...

@Vin D,

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You are not alone. My weenus and I agree with you.

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Does that makes us gay?

9:26 pm June, 10 Crucial Head said...

And by ‘weenus,’ I would of course mean love lobbing lap lance of load lactation.

10:10 pm June, 10 Anonymous said...

Marmadouche looks like a pre-1980 Quasi-John -Travolta-Vinnie-Barbarino-esque ‘bag-wagger gettin props while a shorn Epstein looks to bumrush the show in his plaid shirt (also waggin’ his tickle wand).

@doucheywallnuts: I’m fin to the platinum blonde with a silicone rack in spandex that matches her hair.

BK

10:27 pm June, 10 Wheezer said...

Your writing is fine, Boss. I’m pretty sure I’d hump the hotts’ legs to prove it.

10:30 pm June, 10 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Marmadouche is ultrabag. Marmadouche is indeed quantum-bag. For he is all-in-all. However, it is a little known fact that “all-in-all” is a Lakota term for “oversized turd that sticks out its tongue.”

10:39 pm June, 10 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

@ V.D.

I concur. She has talent, too, beyond inducing penile tumescence.

@ Dicy

Keep those avatars in steady rotation. Rowwrrr!

12:48 am June, 11 Baleen said...

“Aayee, my shirt has an A- as in assclown!”

1:16 am June, 11 Euripidouche said...

this choad wears batting gloves for slow pitch soft balll

hott-ish on the left needs to learn that black is only slimming if you done show the whole bare skin muffin top…

1:48 am June, 11 tall guy said...

that skinny on the right could probably take an extra large member. The skinny ones usually can.

That’s all I got.

6:12 am June, 11 Claude Douchenburg said...

I never went to enough underwear parties in my time.

8:50 am June, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Vin–who the heck is Kristin Chenoweth? We’re behind the curve out here in Gorgon Country.

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Yup. Long, gangly limbs, long face, ungainly movement, sloppy, long tongue, that’s ol’ Marmadouche if I ever saw him. And the only thing that could make that asswipe comic strip 1% interesting is to add bikini hotts. However, given Brad Anderson’s scrawly drawing style, and the fact that he’s a hundred and twelve, I imagine they’d look as shitty as the rest of the cast.

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Pardon my cunty rant, but I’ve been refused from every major syndicate and paper in the US with my own work, for being too “edgy” or “negative” (I know, that’s a shock). Yet crap like Marmaduke continues its decades-long shit smear across the pages, boring the crap out of people and eventually lining birdcages. Fuck it. I’m gonna start putting this shit on the web.

9:20 am June, 11 darksock said...

I always thought Garfield was edgie, what with all the lasagna references, Odie’s shenanigans, and the anal sex.

9:58 am June, 11 a non anon said...

I call him “smarmadouche”

And the eye make-up of the semi-hott on the right recalls Star Trek (original series) aliens who were “Feeders of Vaal.”

http://asterling.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341ed39853ef0120a72b752f970b-320wi

http://revelen.net/images/eyes_of_vaal.jpg

4:55 pm June, 11 tall guy said...

@ Medusa Oblongata

For what it’s worth (admittedly not very much) I love reading your shit. Keep it up!

12:28 pm June, 12 Marmadouche said...

Thanks a lot there, DB1, for co-opting my moniker, but with the movie and all that, it’s timely on your part.

Every dog has his day.

Douchebags belong to the night and even the night is disgusted with their brand of poop.

When the douchetongue meets the chin pubes it might be akin to the dog tongue meeting the hairy balls. Douchebags and dogs know no boundaries!

12:37 pm June, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

When Ebony and Blanche arrive at Truman Capote’s Black an White Ball, their pooch ARFY remins them to lick it or ticket after their all-night booze binge.

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