Friday, June 18, 2010

Natalie's Eyes Could Fuse Carbon

Is Guess Jean-Jacket wearing, ear licking, pudwack, Todd, a douche? Perhaps.</p

But I post this pic for Leopard Print Natalie. Her sultry gaze warms the cockles of my hearth like a protonic nuclear electric nadsack Cambodian torture volt.

Natalie doesn’t like to use two syllable words and orders milkshakes for dinner, but I would find that adorable. I would gaze uponst her eyes, and then, later, after she has three wine coolers while listening to Rihanna, I’d awkwardly paw her bosom like a homeless man dumpster diving for pizza crust.

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11:19 am June, 18 Crucial Head said...

The cool thing is that Protonic Nuclear Electric Nadsack Cambodian Torture Volt are opening for The Whiskey Shits in Biloxie this weekend.

11:20 am June, 18 Crucial Head said...

Her eyes tell me that, yes, indeed, she would ignore me until a restraining order was warranted.

11:23 am June, 18 WheezerHCwDB said...

I want to motorboat Natalie’s knockers.

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Just for fun.

11:24 am June, 18 Vin Douchal said...

He’s not going in making a move, he’s passing out because Diego Maradona behind him just let go a chili fart that sounded like a vuvuzela .

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The bummin’ chick on the left has also begun to reel but Leopard Print Natalie has done so much blow tonight she’s impervious

11:30 am June, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Natalie’s BFF: Heeeshmi guy. He’sh f*ckin…f*ckin awsuuuuuuummmmmm. Yesh he izzzzzzzzzz. An Nati, gawd Nati is the bestshesthebestthebestfriendintheworld. In. The. WORLD. Mutherf*cker. I. I. I luv her, she’s just the best. Anyouknowwhut? They luv metooooo. ‘N they would never, ever, evereverevereverever cheat on me b’cuz they love me too.

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Blaaaaach! Chakkkkk! Glaarfff! AAAAAKAKAKAK! P’tuuu. They f*ckin….p’too…p’too…f*ckin love me.

11:45 am June, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Natalie’s website says she provides:

GFE, PSE, BBBJCIM, Russian, Pearls, DATY, Golden Showers, Roleplaying, MPOS, BDSM, Tour the Greek Isles.

11:45 am June, 18 massengill said...

Natalie’s friend’s eyes could fail the “E” section of the vision test.

11:53 am June, 18 WheezerHCwDB said...

Enjoy the ass pear, fellow ‘hunters/’huntresses! I’m off on a couple of errands and then work…..save me a few looks (and fwaps)!

11:53 am June, 18 massengill said...

@ Wheezer

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Your special “douche recall” is requested in the Forum in the “Feedback for the site…” section.

11:55 am June, 18 saulgoode42 said...

Stunner.

12:12 pm June, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A newly slimmed down K-Fed still finds it hard to impress the ladies with Popozao even after most of them thought he was dead.

12:16 pm June, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her stare better generate a pressure of greater than 10 GPa at a temperature of greater than 4000 K for her turn turn that lump of shit in front of her into a diamond.

12:24 pm June, 18 chaserofthehott said...

I think Natalie’s friend is so waisted that she’s already barfed all over herself. Look at her shirt and face.

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BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:40 pm June, 18 One for the Choad said...

Usually leopard print is auto-bleeth in my book, but I’ll make an exception here. Boooooobies….

12:48 pm June, 18 Deltus said...

Natalie is one of those girls who might not have a brain in her head, but she’s well aware that she has every man’s attention in the room. I’d stalk her like celery.

1:31 pm June, 18 Whoop-di-douche said...

Natalie, ooh lass lassie.

Blueshirt, oops, pass passy.

Todd-Lip, tongue-lash lashy.

1:35 pm June, 18 Whoop-di-douche said...

If Natalie’s eyes fuse carbon, then her boobies pasteurize milk.

2:16 pm June, 18 chaserofthehott said...

^Pasteurize Milk… LMAO

4:32 pm June, 18 Cheesesock said...

Natalie personifies the old saying, “hurtin’ for a squirtin’.” Sorry, nothing to coy, ironic or whimsical about it. I’d impregnate her.

10:23 pm June, 18 Guid is Good said...

Natalie’s friend looks like an easier option. I love the way she is holding that glass.

“Hi Natalie’s friend. Have we met before?…”

5:46 pm June, 19 Steve L. said...

Natalie’s eyes can turn my cockk permanently into carbon nanotube. that way i won’t need Viagara even if i’m as old as Hugh Hefner.

9:09 pm June, 19 Angel said...

Natalie’s friend looks like an easier option. I love the way she is holding that glass.
“Hi Natalie’s friend. Have we met before?…”

9:36 am June, 20 Skyler said...

She has that same look that Deathtongue’s girl had…

I’m a fan of both girls…mmm. Fusing carbon…

6:41 pm June, 20 Robert Wank'ner said...

Those scheming ,cunning eyes are the eyes of a lying, theiving, no good troublemaker. I would know.

11:41 am June, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Kelsey on the left is Todd’s fiance- He is so smitten by Natalie that he could not control himself. Natalie smiles and places another notch in her stilletto-she knows her power and uses it save women from long term committment to douches- Natalie would look wonderful in a Wonder Woman costume

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