Thursday, June 17, 2010

Omaha Goes Gangsta

That’s right bitches!!

Don’t mess with the graduating Senior Class of Westerlake High!!

Off the I-92, take exit 23, go two stoplights and take a left at the Dairy Queen, then go past the Walmart and it’s on your right, next to the Sam’s Club.

They gangsta!!!

# posted by douchebag1
2:04 pm June, 17 Bagnonymous said...

According to my math, one of these young ladies is gettin’ double-stuffed tonight. Can anybody guess which one..?

2:10 pm June, 17 Mr Fitzwilliam Douchey said...

^^^ I guarantee she’s the one in red.

2:11 pm June, 17 Claude Douchenburg said...

Not sure Bagnonymous but I am pretty sure none of the douche dudes will be doing any stuffing unless it’s packing doucheboy chocolate.

2:11 pm June, 17 Bagnonymous said...

While the gang is momentarily blinded by the camera flash, Sâmüráï Scròté unleashes a flurry of fighting stars upon them.

2:17 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

@ Bagnonymous:

The one standing in the white sleeveless vest?

2:18 pm June, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll go with the one in the red dress as the double dipper.

2:24 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

In related news: The Vatican just announced that ‘The Blues Brothers’ is officially considered a ‘Catholic classic’

On the 30th anniversary of the film’s release, “L’Osservatore Romano,” the Vatican’s official newspaper, called the film a “Catholic classic” and said it should be recommended viewing for Catholics everywhere.

.

No. Really.

.

I guess they couldn’t understand Belushi when he yelled “”Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ, I have seen the light!”…

.

“How much? For the leetle girl?”

.

(Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn) Why not? If the shit fits, wear it.

[gets into the car] Scoot over, goddamnit. “

2:25 pm June, 17 Euripidouche said...

nice golf course you got there but your caddies are a bunch of douchebags.

2:32 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

It’s the finalists for the 2011 Mr. White Memorial Summer Olympiss competition: couples category.

2:33 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

The Cast of RiverDunce

2:33 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

West Side Whories

2:34 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

So You Think You Can Douche?

2:36 pm June, 17 Euripidouche said...

@darksock

does this mean our lady of blessed acceleration will be a real church, named after a real saint?

2:40 pm June, 17 Euripidouche said...

its the cast of “Crease” its like grease except set in a late 70s disco and rib joint/dinner theater.

2:41 pm June, 17 Euripidouche said...

cbs’ new reality show for the 18-24 demo big brah!

2:42 pm June, 17 massengill said...

My focus instantly went to the guy in the white vest, and I thought it was a bunch of dude’s that wore their karate outfits to prom.

2:45 pm June, 17 doucheintheheartoftexas said...

without a roofie, none of these guys would ever see girl parts.

2:45 pm June, 17 Euripidouche said...

recent graduates of georgetown high in omaha live out their post-high school lives in french elmo’s tickler

2:47 pm June, 17 massengill said...

According to second-from-right douche’s pocket watch, it’s time he and his buddy in the neckercheif go brokeback.

3:11 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

The Off-Broadway cast of “Hoof Arted?”

3:12 pm June, 17 Wedgie said...

^Oh, brother.

Regards,

Bob Onthis

3:28 pm June, 17 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Nebraska-raised, I know that most pictured were too demurely polite to refuse some Scrote’s shit suggestion that they pose thusly.

That fact, absence of apparel of the Un-Holy Triumvirate (Hardy, Affliction, Tapout), and the apparent unlikelihood of ‘roid or silicone use warrant a Notta decree.

3:34 pm June, 17 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

I grant, though, that the donning of a cowboy hat anywhere there’s no blazing sun constitutes an Auto-Urban-Cowboy-Douche.

There haven’t been cattle in Omaha since the ’60s.

3:42 pm June, 17 OMFUG said...

2 years hence…

– So where are you girls from?

– Chaska.

– Le Sueur, but I went to high school

in White Bear Lake. Go, Bears.

3:42 pm June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Also known as the Nebraska Seven, the boys decided they wanted to play rugby together for another year so they could pile on a few more times before being rejected from all the schools they applied to. The woo-woo girls go on to marry assorted nice guys and douchebags. The Nebraska seven go on to play for the local service clubs scccer league.

3:50 pm June, 17 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

It’s Westlake High. Westerlake High is further west.

 

None of these girls are my daughters. (As far as I know.) Hence, I say, Go Big Red! I.e.: Get big-time freaky, Girl in Red.

4:01 pm June, 17 scrotum pole said...

How the hell did they get The Village People to pose with the female cast of Riverdance?

4:06 pm June, 17 Steve Buscemi's Scrotum said...

OMFUG,

Fargo reference?

4:07 pm June, 17 melvil duchi said...

Omaha

hope this link works. and I apologize in advance

4:12 pm June, 17 Jaan Kanellis said...

7 guys 6 girls, makes me think the guy in the white vest has been left out.

4:20 pm June, 17 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

@ melvil duchi, 4:07

The work of Bright Eyes, Cursive, 311, and others has been undone in just 5:32 by those embarrassments.

4:21 pm June, 17 Shazzow said...

The background is the same as napoleon dynamites prom..

4:30 pm June, 17 MILLS said...

the local mormon church of omaha, nebraska was the only one that allowed a shotgun wedding of 6 cousins with only a broke ball-sack cowboy as best man .

5:15 pm June, 17 Anonymous said...

I swear to GOD, what a fucking waste of time and bandwidth. You guys should consider doing something constructive with your lives, like maybe taking some classes on self-esteem.

5:24 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

More like gay-ngsta.

.

^^^Hey anon, I took that class. Homework was jacking off in your mom’s face. Didn’t work. Made me feel like every hobo who wanted to bust a nut and earn a 211 in one stop.

5:28 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I don’t know why I even said that. An obvious cry for help from some poor lost soul, cowering behind a cheap facade, wallowing in my own desperation and self-hatred.

.

I need saving! Burning fiberglass touchdown Jesus will mend my soul!

5:39 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

BTW, has anyone taken a close look at the kid on the far left? I’d bet money he learned about strength training from old Green Lantern comic books.

5:51 pm June, 17 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I’d say that about two years from now there will be at least 6 very embarrassed people. Maybe we’ll get lucky and there will be 7, but somehow I think all of these Red Neck Bags are going to look back at this picture and say, “Man, THOSE were the fucking days!”

On another note, is this Arthur Kade’s little club promoting troll Mike Fazio???

http://www.airbnb.com/users/show/127421

5:52 pm June, 17 Anonymous said...

You guys do realize that you’re making some rather unsavory comments about high-school girls, right? Have your lives really come this this?

6:00 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

^^^Has your life really been reduced to reading other people’s unsavory comments about high-school girls?

6:06 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Oh no. I just realized that I pointed out an anon pointing out other people’s unsavory comments about high-school girls. And I completely forgot to make any of my own unsavory comments! Has my life really come to this?!

.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

6:07 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I say, if they’re old enough to go to the store, they’re old enough to get bread.

6:31 pm June, 17 One for the Choad said...

I’d normally try to come up with something somewhat clever, but all I can think is: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You sad bastards.

And really, that’s all the effort they deserve.

6:44 pm June, 17 Bagnonymous said...

I can’t believe I just wasted my time reading Jacques’ unsavory comment in response to him not making an unsavory comment, regarding the comment made about him making unsavory comments. Wow… Just wow.

6:52 pm June, 17 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Despite a nasty virus that rendered the male populace of Secaucus Tech allergic to sleeves, Mr. Jackson’s remedial homeroom still thought that this would be the bitchingest graduation ever.

7:01 pm June, 17 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

How the fuck do I upload a picture to my word press account!!!???

7:29 pm June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Bagnonymous

I can’t believe I just wasted my time reading (and I’m not very good at that) that you are making comments about Jacques not making unsavoury comments, regarding Jacques making unsavoury comments.

As an aside. Canadians use the letter “u” more than you guys. Good night.

7:30 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

@ Bagnonymous 6:44,

I never made ONE unsavory comment. Well, maybe except for the first one.

.

And don’t even get me started about this statement being self-referential, or if it’s in a purely hypothetical context.

7:32 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

As to The Reverend Chad Kroeger’s comment, I have no comment.

.

Well, maybe except for THAT comment, but no other comments to comment on.

7:34 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Aside from that one.

7:37 pm June, 17 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Just remember odd man out in the photo, don’t establish eye contact when you join in. However, one must examine more closely these male displays to see that perhaps, homoeroticism may have evolved as a correlated trait to attracting a gaggle of girls who seem to have a visual preference to cowboys in perhaps a low budget gay porn movie.

7:40 pm June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@MC 900

Crucial Head’s advice worked. Go up the page to FORUM.

Go to the HAVE AT IT link. Go to third entry STEVE L. And it will all become clear to you.

7:51 pm June, 17 ehcuodouche said...

@OMFUG, Steve Buscemi’s Scrotum

The scary thing is I might be going to Chaska, for reals.

8:33 pm June, 17 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Nice cowboy hat hop-along douche.

9:19 pm June, 17 Wedgie said...

Nice vesticles.

9:21 pm June, 17 Steve L. said...

somewhere between the Dairy Queen and the Walmart is the Omaha Gang’s drug dealer. for street cred, y’know.

and by drug dealer i mean Donkey Douche.

9:21 pm June, 17 Douche Bauer said...

Girl on left- Cloven hoof for a right foot. Middle girl is sporting some serious Morton’s toe. Just sayin…

9:23 pm June, 17 Wedgie said...

Hey, is the Anon whining about us wasting our time really spending his time policing the internet making sure we are all being constructive?

Yeah, ‘cuz that’s not a waste of time. Let’s go watch Real Housewives of Titty Fuck instead, Simon.

Asshole. Don’t you have a prayer meeting to go to?

9:27 pm June, 17 Mr. White said...

@darksock 2:32

Wait a minnit, I’m dead?

That explains a few things.

9:29 pm June, 17 Mr. White said...

@MC 900 Foot Douchebag

If they’re anything like my graduating high school class, in 2 years, at least three of them will be dead from drunk driving accidents. Caused by themselves.

What, too dark?

9:34 pm June, 17 Deltus said...

No, Mr. White, not dark enough.

.

Anon, we don’t just make unsavory comments about high school girls and issue prognostications about them killing themselves in drunk driving accidents. We jerk off to their coiffed visages whilst doing it, and skeet all over your Moms. Cause that’s the way your mother likes it, yo.

.

Now, is *that* too dark?

10:15 pm June, 17 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Anon, this is why we mock.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/06/maria-who-got-fondled-at-coney-island-thanks-us/

We mock because every so often, we save one, like Maria.

That being said, I don’t think we need to worry about these ones. Six lovely beards, all in a row.

11:02 pm June, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

OH, ho hum, another high school Show Choir all duded up for competition and a picture to show they actually did it.

12:48 am June, 18 Baleen said...

Check out the look on the guy’s face on the far right. Ain’t it a little early in the evening to be hittin the meth pipe?

4:46 am June, 18 Crocodile Dun Douche said...

What the fuck did I do to deserve seeing this… god dammit I must have been evil in a past life…

8:00 pm June, 18 Stephanie said...

I get the feeling they’ll be still flexing their muscles when they’re 40 for the “chicks” and still saying “awesome”.

5:23 pm June, 22 watchesbreitling said...

Bentley GT

has consistently been accepted for its ultimate superior.

Breitling Aeromarine

is a blazon of watch which has been advised to clothing the requirements of pilots. Go to a acclaimed retail abundance of

Breitling Windrider

and boutique to abroad for your new

Bentley 6.75

!

7:14 pm June, 23 ED hardy said...

Shop for the azure Hardy clothing

. ED Hardy Shoes

gives us a new take on the wild west with this contemporary interpretation featuring a bold blue hue. Show off the hottest look going with the evening clutch hardy shirt

. This is one of most popular bags and is part of the ED Hardy Shoes

collection.

7:21 pm June, 23 christian louboutin said...

The house of Hogan scarpe

is renowned for its casual-chic sneakers for him along with her, it is advisable to try Hogan scarpe donna

, it’s best to choose hogan donna

and also try it out, stripy heels here but Hogan scarpe uomo

which I’m into preoccupation this summer season time.

Leave a Reply

What is 4 + 14 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)