Thursday, June 17, 2010
Omaha Goes Gangsta
That’s right bitches!!
Don’t mess with the graduating Senior Class of Westerlake High!!
Off the I-92, take exit 23, go two stoplights and take a left at the Dairy Queen, then go past the Walmart and it’s on your right, next to the Sam’s Club.
They gangsta!!!
According to my math, one of these young ladies is gettin’ double-stuffed tonight. Can anybody guess which one..?
^^^ I guarantee she’s the one in red.
Not sure Bagnonymous but I am pretty sure none of the douche dudes will be doing any stuffing unless it’s packing doucheboy chocolate.
While the gang is momentarily blinded by the camera flash, Sâmüráï Scròté unleashes a flurry of fighting stars upon them.
@ Bagnonymous:
The one standing in the white sleeveless vest?
I’ll go with the one in the red dress as the double dipper.
In related news: The Vatican just announced that ‘The Blues Brothers’ is officially considered a ‘Catholic classic’
On the 30th anniversary of the film’s release, “L’Osservatore Romano,” the Vatican’s official newspaper, called the film a “Catholic classic” and said it should be recommended viewing for Catholics everywhere.
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No. Really.
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I guess they couldn’t understand Belushi when he yelled “”Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ, I have seen the light!”…
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“How much? For the leetle girl?”
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(Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn) Why not? If the shit fits, wear it.
[gets into the car] Scoot over, goddamnit. “
nice golf course you got there but your caddies are a bunch of douchebags.
It’s the finalists for the 2011 Mr. White Memorial Summer Olympiss competition: couples category.
The Cast of RiverDunce
West Side Whories
So You Think You Can Douche?
@darksock
does this mean our lady of blessed acceleration will be a real church, named after a real saint?
its the cast of “Crease” its like grease except set in a late 70s disco and rib joint/dinner theater.
cbs’ new reality show for the 18-24 demo big brah!
My focus instantly went to the guy in the white vest, and I thought it was a bunch of dude’s that wore their karate outfits to prom.
without a roofie, none of these guys would ever see girl parts.
recent graduates of georgetown high in omaha live out their post-high school lives in french elmo’s tickler
According to second-from-right douche’s pocket watch, it’s time he and his buddy in the neckercheif go brokeback.
The Off-Broadway cast of “Hoof Arted?”
^Oh, brother.
Regards,
Bob Onthis
Nebraska-raised, I know that most pictured were too demurely polite to refuse some Scrote’s shit suggestion that they pose thusly.
That fact, absence of apparel of the Un-Holy Triumvirate (Hardy, Affliction, Tapout), and the apparent unlikelihood of ‘roid or silicone use warrant a Notta decree.
I grant, though, that the donning of a cowboy hat anywhere there’s no blazing sun constitutes an Auto-Urban-Cowboy-Douche.
There haven’t been cattle in Omaha since the ’60s.
2 years hence…
– So where are you girls from?
– Chaska.
– Le Sueur, but I went to high school
in White Bear Lake. Go, Bears.
Also known as the Nebraska Seven, the boys decided they wanted to play rugby together for another year so they could pile on a few more times before being rejected from all the schools they applied to. The woo-woo girls go on to marry assorted nice guys and douchebags. The Nebraska seven go on to play for the local service clubs scccer league.
It’s Westlake High. Westerlake High is further west.
None of these girls are my daughters. (As far as I know.) Hence, I say, Go Big Red! I.e.: Get big-time freaky, Girl in Red.
How the hell did they get The Village People to pose with the female cast of Riverdance?
OMFUG,
Fargo reference?
Omaha
hope this link works. and I apologize in advance
7 guys 6 girls, makes me think the guy in the white vest has been left out.
@ melvil duchi, 4:07
The work of Bright Eyes, Cursive, 311, and others has been undone in just 5:32 by those embarrassments.
The background is the same as napoleon dynamites prom..
the local mormon church of omaha, nebraska was the only one that allowed a shotgun wedding of 6 cousins with only a broke ball-sack cowboy as best man .
I swear to GOD, what a fucking waste of time and bandwidth. You guys should consider doing something constructive with your lives, like maybe taking some classes on self-esteem.
More like gay-ngsta.
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^^^Hey anon, I took that class. Homework was jacking off in your mom’s face. Didn’t work. Made me feel like every hobo who wanted to bust a nut and earn a 211 in one stop.
I don’t know why I even said that. An obvious cry for help from some poor lost soul, cowering behind a cheap facade, wallowing in my own desperation and self-hatred.
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I need saving! Burning fiberglass touchdown Jesus will mend my soul!
BTW, has anyone taken a close look at the kid on the far left? I’d bet money he learned about strength training from old Green Lantern comic books.
I’d say that about two years from now there will be at least 6 very embarrassed people. Maybe we’ll get lucky and there will be 7, but somehow I think all of these Red Neck Bags are going to look back at this picture and say, “Man, THOSE were the fucking days!”
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On another note, is this Arthur Kade’s little club promoting troll Mike Fazio???
http://www.airbnb.com/users/show/127421
You guys do realize that you’re making some rather unsavory comments about high-school girls, right? Have your lives really come this this?
^^^Has your life really been reduced to reading other people’s unsavory comments about high-school girls?
Oh no. I just realized that I pointed out an anon pointing out other people’s unsavory comments about high-school girls. And I completely forgot to make any of my own unsavory comments! Has my life really come to this?!
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I say, if they’re old enough to go to the store, they’re old enough to get bread.
I’d normally try to come up with something somewhat clever, but all I can think is: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You sad bastards.
And really, that’s all the effort they deserve.
I can’t believe I just wasted my time reading Jacques’ unsavory comment in response to him not making an unsavory comment, regarding the comment made about him making unsavory comments. Wow… Just wow.
Despite a nasty virus that rendered the male populace of Secaucus Tech allergic to sleeves, Mr. Jackson’s remedial homeroom still thought that this would be the bitchingest graduation ever.
How the fuck do I upload a picture to my word press account!!!???
@Bagnonymous
I can’t believe I just wasted my time reading (and I’m not very good at that) that you are making comments about Jacques not making unsavoury comments, regarding Jacques making unsavoury comments.
As an aside. Canadians use the letter “u” more than you guys. Good night.
@ Bagnonymous 6:44,
I never made ONE unsavory comment. Well, maybe except for the first one.
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And don’t even get me started about this statement being self-referential, or if it’s in a purely hypothetical context.
As to The Reverend Chad Kroeger’s comment, I have no comment.
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Well, maybe except for THAT comment, but no other comments to comment on.
Aside from that one.
Just remember odd man out in the photo, don’t establish eye contact when you join in. However, one must examine more closely these male displays to see that perhaps, homoeroticism may have evolved as a correlated trait to attracting a gaggle of girls who seem to have a visual preference to cowboys in perhaps a low budget gay porn movie.
@MC 900
Crucial Head’s advice worked. Go up the page to FORUM.
Go to the HAVE AT IT link. Go to third entry STEVE L. And it will all become clear to you.
@OMFUG, Steve Buscemi’s Scrotum
The scary thing is I might be going to Chaska, for reals.
Nice cowboy hat hop-along douche.
Nice vesticles.
somewhere between the Dairy Queen and the Walmart is the Omaha Gang’s drug dealer. for street cred, y’know.
and by drug dealer i mean Donkey Douche.
Girl on left- Cloven hoof for a right foot. Middle girl is sporting some serious Morton’s toe. Just sayin…
Hey, is the Anon whining about us wasting our time really spending his time policing the internet making sure we are all being constructive?
Yeah, ‘cuz that’s not a waste of time. Let’s go watch Real Housewives of Titty Fuck instead, Simon.
Asshole. Don’t you have a prayer meeting to go to?
@darksock 2:32
Wait a minnit, I’m dead?
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That explains a few things.
@MC 900 Foot Douchebag
If they’re anything like my graduating high school class, in 2 years, at least three of them will be dead from drunk driving accidents. Caused by themselves.
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What, too dark?
No, Mr. White, not dark enough.
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Anon, we don’t just make unsavory comments about high school girls and issue prognostications about them killing themselves in drunk driving accidents. We jerk off to their coiffed visages whilst doing it, and skeet all over your Moms. Cause that’s the way your mother likes it, yo.
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Now, is *that* too dark?
Anon, this is why we mock.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/06/maria-who-got-fondled-at-coney-island-thanks-us/
We mock because every so often, we save one, like Maria.
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That being said, I don’t think we need to worry about these ones. Six lovely beards, all in a row.
OH, ho hum, another high school Show Choir all duded up for competition and a picture to show they actually did it.
Check out the look on the guy’s face on the far right. Ain’t it a little early in the evening to be hittin the meth pipe?
What the fuck did I do to deserve seeing this… god dammit I must have been evil in a past life…
I get the feeling they’ll be still flexing their muscles when they’re 40 for the “chicks” and still saying “awesome”.
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