Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Pre-Med Students Who Should Know Better

Jen, Kara and Michelle are bored by the antics, Thom and Sean.

Now put down the Ed Hardy and bling, and get back to that stupid Smirnoff game that everyone already hates.

# posted by douchebag1
9:11 am June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

Sean smells so bad that Michelle is sniffing her armpit for a little relief.

9:12 am June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

Apparently pre-med students Jen & Kara also have some totally realistic fake ID’s.

9:13 am June, 15 Wedgie said...

Slider?

Yeah, Maverick?

You stink.

9:14 am June, 15 mr.reeve said...

Kid Rock needs longer shorts. Dear God! I hate that the Euros have brought back short shorts for men.

9:16 am June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

The girls were impressed by Thom and Sean’s ability to render their invisible 5-man elephant train “airtight.”

9:32 am June, 15 Crucial Head said...

§ẩmữπai Ŝĉŗớtэ knelt beside the reflecting pool in a moment of profound introspection. A small bead of perspiration welled up amongst the furrows of his brow. He was grateful for the enchanted chirping of crickets, cicadas, and mating sparrows filling the lush meadow at the edge of the serene forest… sounds that brought comfort to His ears. Bees hungrily buzzed about on their pollination quests in splendid stereo; butterflies and ladybugs flitted about on sun-kissed breezes; a small cotton-tailed rabbit and her curious litter of bunnies gathered at His feet; a healthy fawn peered with bemusement into the still waters of the spring-fed pool and was greeted with the somber, yet radiant face of His judicious contemplation.

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Suddenly, §ẩmữπai Ŝĉŗớtэ rose to his feet, leaving the tall grass and willows at the water’s edge to banter about in hushed tones.

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It was in that epiphanous moment, that He made His decision. In measured annunciation, §ẩmữπai Ŝĉŗớtэ declared in a frequency heard by every assassin on Earth: “All The Children Must Die.”

9:33 am June, 15 Crucial Head said...

^Oi.

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My bad.

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That was meant to go in the comments section at Planned Parenthood. Brb…

9:37 am June, 15 The Know said...

Boss, are you referring to “bros icing bros”? On the surface the game seems rather fun. I went to the website and the endless use of “BRO” almost made me kick my real brother in that nads.

9:38 am June, 15 Bag Margera said...

What classification of douche is a kid rock anyway?

9:50 am June, 15 creature said...

a dufus, a choad & 3 meh woo nearly hotts… move along to the next puddle of puke

9:55 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fonzie was a midget and smelled of fried latkes.

I don’t have issues with this picture.

9:59 am June, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Tribute band leaders Kid Cocck and Jimmy “Cum” Buckett pose prior to their big show at the San Bernardino Orange Show Fair.

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Thursday is MIdget Day. Entry fee for all Little People will be 10 ¢ per inch….

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Elephant rides are temporarily suspended after the accidental trampling of “Mya the Gypsy Goat Whisperer”

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Bring the whole family, folks, alpaca races start at noon and OTB will be available

10:09 am June, 15 Vin Douchal said...

I apologize for the above post as it may have been offensive to midgets, goats, gypsies, the Inland Empire, alpacas, off track betting, Kid Cocck and Jimmy “Cum” Buckett.

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To show how contrite I am here’s a gratuitous photo of Kristin Chenoweth in a bikini:

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10:20 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kristin Chenowith is quite a spinner for 42 and she dates Jews. On a related note Robert Mapplethorpe is not a Jew, but is a fan of urophagia.

10:56 am June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

So Kristin Chenoweth, Giada De Laurentiis, and Kelly Ripa walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Aww shit, I just came in my pants again.”

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* rimshot *

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Thank you, thank you.. I’m here all week. Tip your waitress. And try the prime rib.

11:01 am June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

Testing

Testing

11:03 am June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

Testing

11:04 am June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

(Dammit! I give up.)

11:08 am June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kato Kaelin and the “real” murderer of Nicole Simpson blow off some steam at the premier of Henkel Knife’s latest offerings. They were seen later that night driving the girls to Mezzaluna in a used white Ford Bronco.

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What, too late?

11:09 am June, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

I envision a future for all these pre-medders as anaesthesiologists with smarmy ‘tudes.

11:16 am June, 15 scrotum pole said...

Meanwhile, Buffalo Beast clutches her energy drink, while peering into the atrium with mild bemusement, disgusted with spectacle around her.

11:16 am June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Michelle always experienced a high level anxiety at meeting new people. Jen and Kara thought it would be a good idea to go to a party to try to help her over her fears. Just as they started talking to these two skeevy looking guys, Michelle realized that it was going to happen again. “Oh no, not again” she thought. Michele just managed to get her sun glasses to her face before her pits starting flowing like beets through a colicky baby. Luck for her the two choads thought she was into water sports and assumed the surfer position.

11:21 am June, 15 Vin Douchal said...

To the right behind pit-sniffer, OctoMom drinks a fertility cocktail mixed with Monster Energy Drink, G2 Gatorade and whale sperm.

11:30 am June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Test

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11:32 am June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Test 2

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11:33 am June, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Almost, eh, Doc?

11:33 am June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Aw fuck it. I’ll try it later.

11:53 am June, 15 Deltus said...

@Vin Douchal: and how old is Ms. Chenoweth in that photo? Cause DAMN!

12:04 pm June, 15 Vin Douchal said...

@ Doc:

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@ Deltus

That photo of KC is from an FHM mag session. That publication is (mercifully) out of print for a few years and this is from March 2006. She gets better as she gets older.

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Kristin Ass pear

12:07 pm June, 15 Vin Douchal said...

12:45 pm June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin

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I guess I missed your post, kind like me trying to hit a Josh Beckett fastball.

10:00 pm June, 15 Steve L. said...

i’ve never heard of that stupid Smirnoff game.

whew!

8:51 pm June, 16 Stephanie said...

Surfin’ turds

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