Thursday, June 24, 2010

Reader Mail: Criminal Abs

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DB1-

Paget Brewster is one of my favorite hotties and now CBS is talking about cutting her character out of “Criminal Minds” next season – her co-star Shemar is tolerable on the show but after seeing this photo he must be officially placed in the rankings of prime time douchiness.

Shame that she isn’t looking her best……. Shemar on her…

— Aaron

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Bonus points for the Shemar pun, Aaron, but you’ll have to pick shows I’ve heard of to lament hott loss. As it is, television just hasn’t been the same since Sifl and Olly went off the air.

# posted by douchebag1
1:23 pm June, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Serious douchery going on here.

1:23 pm June, 24 doucheywallnuts said...

What a massive array of douchebag accessories and actions. Groin shave reveal, camo hat (dick), underwear visible, wristdanna and bracelet and an overloaded right front pocket! Wow what a cornucopia of douchebaggery!

1:40 pm June, 24 massengill said...

In all fairness, she is performing the ab/groin shave reveal for him. I love Criminal Minds, even though it is a terrible show.

1:44 pm June, 24 ey said...

sifl and olly FTW

1:46 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

The show is okay, kind of a stretch of reality like the shitty unbelievable CSI shows or any fucking crap with vampires but it’s worth watching for for the close ups of the lovely Paget and the twisted “Unsubs” they are hunting. Sadly, no nudies on the netwebs of Ms Brewster…..

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This douche can’t hold a candle to the very entertaining Aldis Hodge of the TNT show, “Leverage” and Taco Bell commercials.

1:55 pm June, 24 Army of DOuche-ness said...

tthe shit on his wrist is douchy, but id had to be judged a douche for being in shape and having some girl or strong gust of wind pull my shirt up.

furthermore, we become aware of his undies and shave reveal by virtue of her actions which is like douchal entrapment.

technically also, that’s not GSR so much as stomach/happy trailshave reveal, which is not technically douchey. the groin shave area is at least an inch below where his undies cover

1:56 pm June, 24 Army of DOuche-ness said...

I’d hate to be judged. for whatever reason, I’m typing normal speed and its propogating onto screen way slow.

2:02 pm June, 24 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I still haven’t recovered from Pinwheel’s Plus and Minus going off the air.

2:07 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

As it is, television just hasn’t been the same since Donkey Douche got cornholed in prison.

2:08 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

As it is, television just hasn’t been the same since John Henson left Talk Soup.

2:10 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

As it is, television just hasn’t been the same since collegiate diving got taken off of ESPN 9 .

2:10 pm June, 24 Euripidouche said...

no wonder ellen page got the gig to be in those annoying commercials where she is continuously shocked by video conferencing technology.

2:11 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

As it is, television just hasn’t been the same since Jackie Gleason fucked Frank Sinatra up the ass while Bobby Kennedy accepted the money shot.

2:14 pm June, 24 One for the Choad said...

Sifl and Olly, holler. “It’s okay, ’cause Cindy’s a hostess…”

2:15 pm June, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Vin Douchal ^2:11

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Now I’d TVO that in a hard beat.

2:17 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

As it is, television just hasn’t been the same since Richard and Sal invented Poucho Marx and started playing Cockeyokie.

2:32 pm June, 24 Crucial Head said...

Is it Shemar? Or Shemale?

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As in Tuts My Bareh… or Tropical Priest… or Asbestos Flaygon… or Rape You in the Thigh… or… you get the picture.

2:35 pm June, 24 scrote you think you can douche said...

See, I’m with the nottadouche pass for this guy because she’s pulling up the shirt and he, rightly, is paying more attention to kissing the hot chick than to the camera. His outfit isn’t even douchey…. normal colored pants and shirt and… he’s not orange!

I’m with you all on the wristdanna though… I’d go stage 1 at best.

2:41 pm June, 24 plinky's mom said...

i could put that entire delicious chocolate man in my mouth

2:53 pm June, 24 Deltus said...

I’m leaning towards a notta for him. Never watched the show though, so I don’t really care about any of them.

3:46 pm June, 24 mr.reeve said...

What is a CBS? I am lost…………..

5:02 pm June, 24 massengill said...

@mr.reeve

CBS is a television station that, for a while, was only watched by octogenarians.

They made shows that fit a certain format to get aged viewers:

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1. Cast lead as a very old person

2. Very old person is very successful in their career

3. Very old person ALSO solves murders.

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Murder She Wrote, Matlock and Diagnosis Murder were all successful shows that fit this paradigm.

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Then they found out about f

5:03 pm June, 24 massengill said...

fuckin forensic science

5:22 pm June, 24 DarkSock said...

That crystal butt plug she’s holding is almost invisible.

5:23 pm June, 24 DarkSock said...

That gelatinous dolphin cockk she’s holding is almost invisible.

5:24 pm June, 24 DarkSock said...

That horse dong catheter she’s holding is almost invisible.

5:41 pm June, 24 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

From her Wikipedia entry, intriguing words and phrases:

“Bay Area”

“Low-budget superhero comedy”

“Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law”

“Playboy”

“Retro pin-up model”

“SuicideGirls”

From his Wikipedia entry, intriguing words and phrases:

None whatsoever.

7:20 pm June, 24 douchesquire said...

pass. She’s hot. She’s doin the reveal. Show is great. She is hot.

7:25 pm June, 24 Bagnonymous said...

Awesome recall on the Sifl & Olly, DB1. Chester was, like, totally stoned all the time.

8:58 pm June, 24 Steve L. said...

that’s why i only watch certain cartoons.

9:04 pm June, 24 Stephanie said...

brown boobies on a guy…exposed Calvin Klein underwear…do not arouse me…the girl has a boner thumb…

10:25 pm June, 24 WheezerHCwDB said...

With this pic, She’s marred Moore.

11:08 pm June, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

I always liked SHEMAR better when he was Uncle Malcolm on “The Young and the Restless.”

Thanks to TIVO.

But then, I don’t remember him exposing his abs on that show. Thanks for the pec-pic.

11:11 pm June, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

Television just hasn’t been the same since Kookla, Fran and Ollie went off the air, either….with that Cecil the Sea-sick Serpent.

Or Romper Room.

Or Howdy-Doody.

Or Pinky Lee.

1:55 am June, 25 lucious lupus john also has buddha boobs said...

is it me, or should this photo have a black strip with the word “censored” slapped over this guy’s breast.

1:57 am June, 25 lucious lupus john also has buddha boobs said...

and the belt seems to be defective

2:58 am June, 25 bcs said...

that bitch ripped that gelatinous dolphin cock off my plymouth fury

6:24 am June, 25 Anonymous 3:16 said...

As it has been pointed out, the reveal is actually being done by the female in this photo. However, upon further review, there are more than enough adouchrements for him to qualify in My United States of Whatever..

9:00 am June, 25 mr.reeve said...

@massengill

Oh, I see. Old shows. Maybe it should be OBS.

12:07 pm June, 25 the frog said...

Matlock was NBC.

3:25 pm June, 25 Bonez said...

She looks exactly like Sean Young…or are they the same chick?

2:30 pm June, 26 Autumn said...

and the belt seems to be defective

2:35 pm June, 26 Karina said...

As it has been pointed out, the reveal is actually being done by the female in this photo. However, upon further review, there are more than enough adouchrements for him to qualify in My United States of Whatever..

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