Reader Mail: French Pair
Who says the Germans and French can’t get along? Here’s a little late night Ass Pear break brought to you by the German reader I douche, therefore I am:
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Dear DB1,
I have now known your site for about two months, and in this short time it has managed to become a daily requirement for me. As I am from Germany, it is not always easy to join in the mocking, since I don’t get all the cultural references that are made in the truly amazing comments section. But I try…
Anyway, the actual reason I am writing to you is pear, French pear, to be precise. I always look forward to Friday, as I imagine every visitor of HCwDB does, so I would like to contribute by making you aware of some, imho, truly amazing butt-cheeky deliciousness. In the case that this pear has already been posted here, I humbly apologise, otherwise: enjoy!
Sincerely,
I douche, therefore I am
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Why not take a random Ass Pear break now and again? Danke Shoen, IDTIA. Sie ist sehr gut.
IDTIA, there are some things that need no explanation. This pear is one of them.
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Well done, man. Very well done.
Ich würde meine Zunge benutzen, um die Spaltung Himilayans
I havent commented in months but: That pear is not purchasable at any grocer in any country. Wunderbar!!
Mr Gorbachev, TEAR down that Ass Pear!
As perhaps the premier Ass Pear hunter in our little clique I must extend a handshake across the world to you, Herr I Am. We are doing the Lord’s work.
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P.S. She is wearing no underwear. She could contract a rash. If this happens I will volunteer to apply ointment.
Vive Le Pearis!
Wow….
I could go on…..
But….
Just…. Wow!
T’was a tasty black and white pear
Sent from a country that’s way over there
Had the Germans won
We’d have not seen this bum
It may have been the ass of Pierre
ich ben ein gelee schwanz graben sie bumsen
Das ist güt.
I may have to bring back “Schwantzen and Schlongger, Inc.”
Lange Schlongger, President.
:p
A prize among mere produce. Mein Herr, my hat is off.
Danke my friend. Danke. And by danke, I mean…I would danke myself in her, never to be seen again.
Gentlemen, I feel it is my duty as an American to inform you all that I would certainly sink my U-571 into her Wehrmacht. I would introduce her Red Baron to my Purple Baron Von Goo Load of PörȻh BɇƐf.
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My Luftwaffen would Blitzkrieg her Kaiser and make her feel Söze.
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And so on and thusforth…
Holy shiess!
That ass has the aroma of 1989 Ch. Haut Brion after being swirled around in the finest crystal stemware. The “finish” goes on and on.
That’s more an ass peach if you ask me… but whose arguing over fruit.
Wait I need one more look at it before I submit this comment… and done.
That is choice pear. Thanks for taking the time to share it, IDTIA.
Ach du weineez und büstenhalter!
next up: beer pear.
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that’s the only German reference i have.
She is Verboten in arab countries. Wunderbar. Her French plums need to be wetted with Liefraumilch and attacked by my Messerschmidt full of Debreisner sausage.
Mein Gott! I would like to annex her Sudetenland and light her Reichstag fire…
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I would give her something similar to my pant’s Himmler…
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I would let her Shat On my Patton as she Battled my Bulge…
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I would show her the humanity of my flaming and rapidly deflating Hindenberg…wait….
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Wow. Just…wow. Ach du lieber Himmel!
I’d like to try and walk a mile in her shit…just to see where it came from.
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No, really. I would staple my only ballsack to a sleeping bear’s snout just for the privilege of fabricating a pair of flip-flops out of two of her fine tan scat specimens. Then I’d lounge around the house wearing them and a terry cloth bath robe and then rub one out to an old recording of the Maury Pauvich show.
*Ass Pear? I don’t see an Ass Pear…just a black and white photo of a urinal…*
French ass pear on a Tuesday morning is good. Maybe she will surrender the pear quickly…..the French way.
It goes without saying. But I will say it.
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I’d pee in her butt.
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Wheezer, who in the HELL came up with the whole butt pee thing anyway?
I would gladly proffer half of my family’s centuries-old fortune just to hear the sweet honey-toned purr of her glorious flattus…
It’s P Diddy’s bike rack
She just made a my limberger weep with tears of joy.
Does she shave or have a black forest?
Angela Merkle just went lez.
She Franzed my Ferdinand.
90 ear old Argentinians want to invade the French flank again.
She has a Falaise Gap.
great googly moogly
Thank you.
great! 10 minutes into the work day and i need to go change my pants!
AoD
I would penetrate her Maginoit Line like Heinz Guderian’s panzers.
That is some ripe ass pair
Those things look like they are about to poop…er sorry I meant pop!
As I peer upon the pear— I got nothing- I have ass pear amnesia
No wonder you guys invaded France.
Her derrière is so fine it makes angel hair pasta look like lasagna noodles.
Her derrière is so fine it… ah screw it! *FAP FAP FAP FAP*
baby got bach, and the ludwig is getting beethoven and oven, keep johannes to yourself those brahms are mine, i’d mendelsohn that fannyuntil she felix, i’d ride those valkyries til i wagner.
*drools*
Sorry, where was I? oh, yes, All Hail, Ass Pear.
if this guy had been at nuremberg with this photo, the allies would have surrenderd
Ass pear ate the Mossad.
@’Sock, 5:35 a.m. –
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The earliest reference I could find is here – unfortunately it’s not an ass pear shot, but I like it. Oh yeah, and the comment is below.
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I may know more, but you’d have to reveal your secret for posting pics in the comments…..heh heh…..
Hall of Pear worthy!!!
Thanks alot, dude, now I can’t stand up from my desk.
Absolutely perfect.
HALL OF PEAR!!!!!
GAAAHH!!H!H!
(pear perfection orgasm)
Hands down, cocks up, the best ass pear EVER!!
I mean, the goddamn arse looks like a HEART!!!
Pure Ass Pear, disembodied yet fastened down with gift ribbons, and topped with DarkSocks, er stockings and bound as a bouquet with a ruffly corset tie.
OOH LA LA.
I don’t know guys,it looks awfully fakey to me.,it could be one of those rubber life sized dolls – that’s not a normal girl’s ass…drool all you want,but it looks wax museum worthy.
tres magnifique!!! j’aime les basketballs de la fabrication d’amour!
That is one of those real dolls.