Friday, June 25, 2010

Reader Mail: The Miami Choad Machine

(Warning: Minimal Hott Counterbalance to Extreme Dancing Douche)

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Hey DB1 all the way from Sydney.

Long time follower, first time submitter… Here’s a gem/pile of excrement from the WMC 2010 held in Miami every year… he shoots.. he scores at 12seconds… scores what i’m not sure but i was transfixed.. Douche frolicking takes many forms.. all of which are worthy of mock..

Love,

Totes DeBag

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Yikes.

Good catch on the “He Shoots, He Scores” move at :12, T.D. That may be the rankest, foulest ‘bag maneuver I’ve seen in a YouTube clip since the Guido Hair Spike Lesson.

On the flip side, the disinterested ladies wandering through the frame implies the ladies are learning to shun the douche through vag avoidance, which is a great sign. As I have repeatedly argued, it is only when Hot Chick shuns ‘Bag, that we can turn the tide in the war on scrotepud and liberation of the boobies.

# posted by douchebag1
11:18 am June, 25 Troy Tempest said...

Nothing an RPG couldn’t fix.

11:24 am June, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I think the Utah Jazz drafted that guy last night.

11:28 am June, 25 WheezerHCwDB said...

I couldn’t watch. The still image in the video frame was enough to make me wretch. I mean, really: Red Hat Tilt Guy is churning butter or cake mix…..?

11:29 am June, 25 Vin Douchal said...

@ Sweaty, narcissistic slimy shirtless dancing dude

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Trying to hard. Have a bottle of water, hang around the men’s room and you’ll find a new BFF

11:29 am June, 25 Hot Buttered Poopcorn said...

This video just ruined my day.

11:33 am June, 25 Lil Douche Coupe said...

If I could go back 1700 yrs I would advice Alaric and Atilla to finish the fucking Romans off completely to insure their descendants don’t become this pile of shit.

11:34 am June, 25 Crucial Head said...

And here I thought I could make it until noon without fuccen up my sobriety…

11:38 am June, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It’s like flies on roadkill. The first fly there doesn’t have to tell the other flies that dinner’s served. They just sorta show up all on their own.

12:27 pm June, 25 DarkSock said...

Goodbye Sober Day.

12:30 pm June, 25 DarkSock said...

These guys are gayer than the Streem Master Anal Douching System®. On which they chipped in together to purchase.

12:31 pm June, 25 DarkSock said...

These guys are gayer than a butt plug made out of Liberace’s Femur.

12:32 pm June, 25 Don't_Squeeze_The_Douche said...

That last pelvic thrust made me lose my lunch

12:37 pm June, 25 The Baggernaut said...

Wow DB1… you better have some sexcellent pear shots for us today for posting that train wreck of a video. Horrendous.

12:38 pm June, 25 DarkSock said...

These guys are gayer than Paul Lynde’s argyle sock collection.

12:39 pm June, 25 bcs said...

these guys are gayer than tony curtis eating a creme filled eclair

12:41 pm June, 25 bcs said...

these guys are gayer than clay aiken watching logo tv in a room full of parakeets

12:43 pm June, 25 bcs said...

these guys are gayer than weng weng rubbing pfah’s bald head with extra virgin olive oil

(weng weng)

12:46 pm June, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

These guys are gayer than Jim J. Bullock nibbling Dom DeLouise’s belly cheese.

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Nice to see you again bcs!

12:46 pm June, 25 Bagwood said...

We are not them!

How do I wash loogie off my screen?

12:48 pm June, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

These guys are gayer than Al Gore tongue kissing his masseuse.

12:50 pm June, 25 bcs said...

these guys are gayer than semen flavored anal lube

12:57 pm June, 25 Crucial Head said...

These guys are gayer than Richard Simmons having sex with a unicorn at the base of a rainbow.

1:00 pm June, 25 Crucial Head said...

These guys are gayer than Ryan Seacrest talking.

1:00 pm June, 25 Crucial Head said...

^Okay, not quite that gay…

1:08 pm June, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

These guys are gayer than Brian Boitano doing…well pretty much anything.

1:20 pm June, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These guys are gayer than Rip Taylor throwing dildos.

3:10 pm June, 25 Steve L. said...

when Sydney is required to bring attention to the douchebaggery of Miami, there is no hope for Miami.

5:52 pm June, 25 Sir David Douchenorough said...

This is gayer than a leap frogging competition at Fire Island.

7:00 pm June, 25 MsMon said...

I’m from Australia & that is damn embarrassing..

10:54 pm June, 25 Whoop-di-douche said...

Those guys are gayer than Barney Frank in Richard Simmons’ shorts and wifebeater.

11:13 pm June, 25 Guid is Good said...

@MsMon – relax, its from Miami. The good folk at Cronulla know how to deal with these sorts of problems.

9:28 am June, 26 08ArmyDoc said...

WTF? There are medications to help prolonged seizures of this type. One medication I can think of quickly: birth control, 20 years ago

10:40 pm June, 26 lucious lupus john thinks these young men would be better served in latex said...

i think if these young men shopped online at “slick it up” they might have better results in achieving whatever it is they are trying to achieve.

note: do not google, you are not manly enough to handle it.

10:48 pm June, 26 lucious lupus john thinks these young men would be better served in latex said...

i love the dance moves on the guy in the red cap. he actually does a hoop shot, then an underhanded back pass of the basketball–nice! but the sad thing is, the only way the rest of his moves would make sense is if he were tripping out on e or a. so if he is drunk or sober, i would say that he should invest in the danny artello school of disco betamax video series and get some better ass crap, oh and get a nice suit from “slick it up”.

10:53 pm June, 26 lucious lupus john thinks these young men would be better served in latex said...

@ darksock, nothing is gayer than paul lynde’s argyle sock collection, (except a butt plug made out of liberace’s femur–now that is gay, or maybe it is just kinky–but paul lynde’s argyle sock collection is definitely gayer than these guys)

12:03 pm June, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Sorry, what? I was busy scraping out my reproductive organs with a spoon.

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