Thursday, June 24, 2010

Redneck Vegas

With the cost of gas so high these days, sometimes it’s easier to make the douche pics happen on your own terms, rather than driving all that way.

# posted by douchebag1
5:55 pm June, 24 doucheywallnuts said...

Two things come to mind.

All time douchebaggette.

Where do the tatts end and the swimsuit begin, or where do the tatts begin and the swimsuit end?

What a fucking dick head with the hat tilt.

That’s three things…

6:11 pm June, 24 Bag A said...

Two words: Skin, Nee!

6:26 pm June, 24 Voulez-vous doucher avec moi? said...

What the shit is this? I didn’t realize I was on tardsonaboat.com. Jay-sus.

6:28 pm June, 24 Voulez-vous doucher avec moi? said...

…and hey, is the guy in the back packing something up the anus of the girl in the back?

7:06 pm June, 24 Mr. White said...

No, fuck YOU, dump-taking cougar Bleeth.

7:13 pm June, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Anybody who complains about the United States when people like this can own a boat really need to have their head examined. Any other country in the world these people would be summarily executed under the excuse of “deficient.”

7:18 pm June, 24 Troy Tempest said...

She’s so toxic, her belly button is peeing mercury.

7:20 pm June, 24 Bagnonymous said...

Awright, seriously.. this friggin’ does it. Where do these fucktards get the disposable income to be hangin’ out in boats, getting big-ass tats, and wearing designer hats and whatnot. I mean, I could maybe afford all this shit–maybe–if I wasn’t contributing to my 401(k), my pre-tax medical reimbursement program, and paying my mortgage on time.

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These ass nuggets? G.E.D.s at best. And lord only knows where that middle finger of hers has been… Sheesh!

8:36 pm June, 24 soy bomb said...

Everything in this photo is absolutely disgusting. Thank God at least Buffalo Beast had the prescience to set up a four cannon salute which will send them all to Hell in a few moments.

8:39 pm June, 24 Scooby Douche said...

Classy girl. I sense a gang bang coming on. And by coming on I mean……

Cumming on her.

8:48 pm June, 24 Mock Turtle said...

Douchitude revealed by her, ah, navel manouvers.

Her aggressive gesture can only be called a broadside.

8:56 pm June, 24 douche-a-sore-us-rex said...

holy crap did no one notice that lame-ass has his belly button pierced. can’t get more lame than that. bet dude gots a tribal tramp stamp. and for the record “can a douche float?”

8:57 pm June, 24 Stephanie said...

wishing I could just sucker punch the tattoo guy right in the gut.

9:05 pm June, 24 Steve L. said...

how many douchebags does it take to pool enough money to pay for an escort? THREE. it shows you in the pic.

i’m impressed it didn’t take more.

oh wait. they not only paid for an escort, they also paid for a female corpse curled up in fetal position. i don’t know what THAT’s for, though.

9:24 pm June, 24 Fatness said...

I caught syphilis just looking at that picture. Thanks a lot.

9:44 pm June, 24 all bagged out said...

Great . Just Great . Thanks a lot DB1 .

(vomits)

Yeah. Great.Looks like fun.

9:47 pm June, 24 Guid is Good said...

Stage 5 Bleeth = not being able to close your legs …..ever.

9:49 pm June, 24 creature said...

she’s about to crap for these boys

9:51 pm June, 24 creature said...

Raymond Burr would be under that pooter with a glass plate on his face

10:31 pm June, 24 Baleen said...

Allahu akbar!!!

10:38 pm June, 24 Baleen said...

“So like we were out on the boat and shit an like Trinity like shoves a bottle of Bacardi Limon up her ass n shit I guess to loosen it up an like she takes a fuckin shit on like the fuckin boat dude! It was off the chizzain bro!”

11:01 pm June, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

Holymarymotherofboatdouche, nausea bears down on me when I witness a load of tatted gooshy guys plying their boat-choad moves with a shapely but Bleethy broad in a bikini, bearing booze.

The puke pan, PUH LEEZE!!

11:08 pm June, 24 Crucial Head said...

Isabel flipped the bird to the x-ray tech who hit the button a second too soon, revealing Alice Cooper’s hen-pecked skeletal fragments as they slid past Alvin’s bread box.

11:11 pm June, 24 Crucial Head said...

Elmore steadied himself on the rocking stern of the boat before reaching into his utility bag and commencing with the asshole transplant surgery.

11:13 pm June, 24 Crucial Head said...

The gang continued to eat, drink, and be merry… oblivious to Plinky’s mom’s helmet rising from the mountain range beyond as she awoke from a two day fast with a lascivious hunger for floating fiberglass and human flesh.

11:16 pm June, 24 Crucial Head said...

Shania signaled that this would be the last can she could fill with her fecal refuse as Magnus continued to ingest all four of her previous deposits.</I.

12:09 am June, 25 Baleen said...

All aboard the S.S. Starfish!

12:16 am June, 25 Baleen said...

They’e harvesting the results of leftover chinese food that sat in the sun too long. Who want’s a spicy shot of Szechuan Chafey Gravy?

12:20 am June, 25 Baleen said...

Got my fuccen font back.

12:20 am June, 25 Mahatma Gandouche said...

Damn ya leathery Sea Hag, eat a sandwich!

And put some raw meat on that black eye ya got when Tats Mcskellator was skull fucking you.

12:21 am June, 25 Baleen said...

WTF?

12:24 am June, 25 Euripidouche said...

i believe it was senex iratus poopdeck pappy, father of popeye who once said…

i love to go swimmin with bowlegged women,. and swim between their legs.

3:03 am June, 25 bcs said...

i know i’ve seen this girl before…

oh yeah

6:29 am June, 25 Douche Springsteen said...

Charmaine would have to wait until the pregnancy was carried to term before a paternity test could definitively identify the father. Until then, she will fortify her amniotic fluid with Bacardi Limon.

6:42 am June, 25 Mr. White said...

@bagnonymous

Short answer: They don’t have the disposable cash for this. They lease the boat or “bought” it on credit. They were able to do that because they don’t spend any money on the various things you mention, like 401(k)s or saving for medical expenses. The downside is that when they show up to the emergency room, they basically fuck us all by not being able to pay. The upside is that they receive low-quality care precisely because they only get treatment in the emergency room, so they’re much more likely to die of commonly curable and/or preventable illnesses, like tetanus and/or syphilis.

6:54 am June, 25 Don't_Squeeze_The_Douche said...

The “hott” …and I use the term as loosely as BP’s containment cap.. is toxic.

Some kerosene and a match is the only remedy.

7:00 am June, 25 WheezerHCwDB said...

Lo, Friday Haiku!

It’s “Take Your Dog To Work Day

R.I.P. Farrah

7:01 am June, 25 Bagnonymous said...

I should’ve known better than to click on bcs’s link.

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* urp *

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I don’t feel so good…

7:01 am June, 25 WheezerHCwDB said...

@Don’t Squeeze The Douche –

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Cool ID! I used to go by “don’t wheeze the douche.” : )

7:09 am June, 25 WheezerHCwDB said...

I think the Boss might be hungover this morning – PBR’s and the ‘Train don’t mix well when you’re washing down Hostess treats, do they?

7:10 am June, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Every once in a while you read about a female teacher who’s gets caught getting it on with one or more of her male students. And maybe, when you read the story, you think to yourself “Well what’s wrong with that?” or “F*cken lucky kid. If only that had happened to me.” After all, guys want sex about oh, six months after leaving the womb. So it’s not like its rape or molestation or anything. How can you possibly rape the willing? What could possibly be wrong about a teacher f*cking her students? How is society harmed by a horny older woman satisfying herself with a couple of horny young dudes?

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Indeed, what could possibly be wrong with that? The next time I hear “Hot for Teacher”while on my morning commute I’m crossing all lanes of traffic and going right into the freeway construction zone.

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I believe this also answers the question “How did they get a boat?”

7:12 am June, 25 boatbutter said...

Neil Peart’ll be pissed if they fuck up any of his roto toms hanging overhead.

7:12 am June, 25 saulgoode42 said...

My eyes!

7:14 am June, 25 Don't_Squeeze_The_Douche said...

@WheezerHCwDB

tnx

I had a couple of old ID’s, but I came up with this one after watching an old Charmin commercial..(Mr Whipple)

7:58 am June, 25 cmak said...

She looks like she is less than 3 months away from being a poster child for meth.

8:01 am June, 25 cmak said...

@ Creature

Hold up…Perry Mason like to get sh1t on?

8:31 am June, 25 creature said...

bcs makes a cameo return to leave trademark grossout hyperlink…. always gets me… well done

8:32 am June, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d hit that.

What? I mean with a 2×4, ideally knocking her overboard. Then, when manages to get back in the boat, mad as wet hen, I’d tell her to go make us a sammich.

8:32 am June, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

And don’t forget to bring me my beer!

8:40 am June, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Giving birth to tat-boy must have done some hellacioius damage. Looks like she’s peeing out of her belly button.

8:49 am June, 25 Merle Baggard said...

I normally don’t like to post mean things about the people in the pictures, but sheesh, these people don’t seem to smart.

9:10 am June, 25 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her boat.

9:19 am June, 25 mr.reeve said...

That is a pretty standard lake/river rats. NEXT!!!!

9:55 am June, 25 Bagwood Dumbstead said...

I don’t know why, but there’s something I really like about that nasty small-town Gretchen-Wilson-loving bitch. Maybe she’d let me grope her at Tea Party

2:12 pm June, 26 Autumn said...

She looks like she is less than 3 months away from being a poster child for meth.

2:56 pm June, 26 Scroteophobic said...

I love the fact that tatt guy there has a large skeleton in a top hat done across his gut. Then to perfectly accentuate this ‘bad ass’ tattoo he puts on … Flowery shorts. Seriously, that is rather like benchpressing five hundred pounds of matching curtains and throws. Like painting your Mustang glittery pink.

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