Thursday, June 17, 2010

Ronkonkoma Dave and Tangerine Tammy

Ronkonkoma Dave and Tangerine Tammy don’t get to leave upstate New York for the big city very often, what with the restraining orders and all.

But when they do, they party sideways peace all up in this bitch.

# posted by douchebag1
9:37 am June, 17 Claude Douchenburg said...

WOW! Does anyone else realize that this hat the douche was wearing was designed to be worm with the douche tilt. Note how the lion logo appears centered over his face despite the tilt. My god what has this world come to? Designers are actually incouragingdouche behavior. The hott is very hot One of the hottest hots in a long time. In fact she looks like a professional hott. My guess is she was paid to pose with the Davester. If this hott wear my suckle I would by her a bikini that had the top and bottoms matched. That would be the least that I could do.

9:38 am June, 17 Claude Douchenburg said...

worn not worm

9:39 am June, 17 Claude Douchenburg said...

were not wear

9:40 am June, 17 Claude Douchenburg said...

buy not by

9:41 am June, 17 Claude Douchenburg said...

Okay remove her bikini not buy her a new one

9:46 am June, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

She’s got a matching rack. What more do you want?

9:51 am June, 17 Crucial Head said...

On the plus side, her boobies will still look like cantilevered zeppelins in fifteen years, despite the rest of her body looking like a melting elephant turd.

9:57 am June, 17 saulgoode42 said...

Get those things cold enough and they’ll cut glass. I’ll take smaller naturals any day. Plastic funnels are getting so prevalent that I’ve almost forgotten what real breasts look like, at least in mass media….you should start a Chest Fruit gallery along with Ass Pear, for the gals that be rockin’ the naturals. Big or small, titties are pretty.

10:00 am June, 17 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Tangerine Tammy is gellin, and Dr. Scholl’s doesn’t make them that size or shape.

10:01 am June, 17 Mr. White said...

@saulgoode42

Weird. We used to sing “Big or Small, Titties Are Pretty” in my kindergarten class. It was requested almost as often as “Itsy Bitsy Spider.”

10:18 am June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Sure he’s a ‘bag that has a sausage patty aroma eminating from that cap but I think I’ve seen her before on the ennerwebbs…

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I think her name is Mandy or Candy or Brandy or Sandy….. can’t remember but I’m sure that in her shnizz there was a 34″ Lousiville Slugger or a 14″ dildo or a couple fists or fuck machine fashioned from the pistons a ’79 Pinto engine converted to 220v …

10:19 am June, 17 Bagnonymous said...

HO. LY. HOTT. Tammy is firm; and by firm, I’m talking about my boner.

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Ramalamadingdong Dave looks as if he’s “reluctantly” tossing up the sideways peace sign, as if to play along with Ta-Ta-Tammy’s annoyingly-bleethy pose. It’s okay, Dave–I would, too. I’ll give you a pass on this one. We all know you were just minding your own business, bussing the empty glassware in the VIP room when Tammy came up and wanted to pose for picture on her friend’s cute new pink camera-phone.

10:32 am June, 17 Long Island Lenny said...

Yo DB1!

Ronkonkoma is out on the island Bro- not upstate.

See you at the Bawdy Bahn

10:34 am June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Strip club. He just had three lap dances and kept his hands to himself.

10:42 am June, 17 Monica S. said...

Hi, I’m very interested in Linux but Im a Super Newbie and I’m having trouble deciding on the right distribution for me (Havent you heard this a million times?) anyway here is my problem, I need a distribution that can switch between reading and writing in English and Japanese (Japanese Language Support) with out restarting the operating system.

10:47 am June, 17 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

It’s a damn shame when a piercing ruins a perfectly good navel.

10:55 am June, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This pic has to be taken t the end of the night just before the place closed. How do I know? That’s the only time Dave is let out of the back room so that he can start collecting the glasses. Tammy is so narcissistic and hammered that she thinks he the DJ or a bouncer (he he) and she needs to suck up to him so that she can get paid for the evening. After Dave gets done with the glasses he has to disinfect the pool and fish out the cigarette butts in it. That’s not a shirt he’s wearing, it’s the top half of a hazmat suit.

10:55 am June, 17 Bagnonymous said...

@ Monica S., 10:42:

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I’ve got your distribution switch right here.

11:06 am June, 17 bigphatnotadouche said...

I agree with the esteemed Dr. Bunsen. The dude works at the bar and the Hott is paid to pose. She did it as a favor for the camera man to further demean the busboy. All the dude wants is he cut of the tip jar so he can go home.

and Masturbate…

11:18 am June, 17 Euripidouche said...

@crucial, that is some damn fancy insider architect talk…

i don’t know much about that, but i know when i come upon a flying buttress i cantilever, unless you mean the cantilever stone on glyder fach mountains, which as darksock might say is a horse of a different yeller.

11:26 am June, 17 Deltus said...

I don’t care if they’re fake. I would unload on Tammy’s chest roaring like a jabberwock, and watch as Ramalamadingdong Dave cleaned it up.

11:29 am June, 17 Crucial Head said...

@Euripidouche,

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Actually, the only insider architect talk I used was “melting elephant turd.” Which, as DarkSock can attest to, is what we call most contractor change orders.

11:34 am June, 17 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Not to be all pedantic and y’know but as has been pointed out, Ronkonkoma’s on the Guyland and this is clearly a strip club. Other than that, nothing to see here folks, move along now…

12:21 pm June, 17 tall guy said...

Tammy is made for sex – now. And I regret I can’t be secksing her at this very moment. But I’ll get over it. Just to repeat: Tammy is made for sex – now.

1:10 pm June, 17 Stephanie said...

He actually is the guy that “cleans up” because he has a few glasses stacked together-so he must be the guy who also mops the cum on the floor in each of the stalls…maybe one day,his hat will fall into it.

1:13 pm June, 17 Wedgie said...

Nice to see the SoCal dress code being enforced (hers, that is). And you guys think we’re all kooks out here.

Looking forward to another summer. God bless the US of A.

1:43 pm June, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

She is two scoops of nether tingles. He is the world’s luckiest busboy.

1:44 pm June, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

1 Choad. 4 Cups.

1:46 pm June, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

I prolly should have read all the other posts before I made a busboy joke, huh? Ah, me.

2:16 pm June, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Yes, remove her bikini so we can see some GSR, and judge if they’re real of fakes. I’m leaning towards fakes, and I’m wondering if she’s got colored contacts in…

2:41 pm June, 17 G said...

Douche Dave doesn’t have enough XBox Live points to tap that…

2:43 pm June, 17 G said...

Just noticed…they are both signalling they have vajayjays…

2:46 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

How can I tell she’s made for sex? She has a pull-start vagina.

2:51 pm June, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tangerine Tammy for Hall of Bleeth or whatever the heck it’s called…She has the hip bones and lower abdomen of a deity and the rest of her is suckle-icious. I just wish these gals could move past the awful, played-out body jewelry…That’s a worse accessory than the douchebag.

2:52 pm June, 17 tits said...

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4:09 pm June, 17 MILLS said...

yes claude douchenberg quite well notcied there does anyone know who makes the attire make this douches is sporting? i’ve seen many douches wearing those caps, particulalry in the NY area i thought at first it was lambretta but now im not so sure..well whatever it is someone must find out and spread the word of its douchiness! it is becoming like a poor mans equivalent of ed hardy

4:13 pm June, 17 MILLS said...

lol dont know what happend there let me rephrase the question so it doesnt sound so woppish..ahem does anyone know what the douche-brand makes the douches cap? lol like i said ive seen many puds wearing it mainly in the NY/NJ area and for some reason often combined with dog tags and military attire christ in heaven knows why but yes i fear it is like a leperous, cheap, low market version of such shit as ed hardy and affliction can this be confirmed?

5:29 pm June, 17 ehcuodouche said...

He’s come very far for a guy born without a neck.

5:57 pm June, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her vagina is so made for sex, it has its own blowout preventer to deal with all the back pressure during drilling.

9:35 pm June, 17 X said...

That’s DJ Too Kool Chris from Chicago.

9:46 pm June, 17 Marcellus Shale,all-american power pimp said...

@jaques

pick the scabs and her well supplies its own fracking solution.

10:07 pm June, 17 Steve L. said...

i see another restraining order coming Dave’s way afer this party.

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but what did Tammy get a restraining order for? nymphomania? yeah i would totally try to restrain her for that. i’ll restrain her all by myself until my penis is shriveled to a sundry.

11:29 pm June, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

FRANKOMA Pottery called from Oklahoma and said Ronkonkoma DAVE has been AWOL from the mud wheel and demands his yippi-yi-yo return immediately.

He might as well bring her too, she’s good for stacks and stacks. Of hot dish.

11:33 pm June, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

Uh, oh, ummmm, clearly those are NOT tangerines in Patty’s holders. However, grapefruits or melons might be the usual suspects here.

Or the female equivalent of “spotted dick.”

12:18 am June, 18 Baleen said...

Maybe he’s her immigrant dentist from Douchestan. His method for whitening her teeth involves gargling cup after cup of tiger pee. Apparently it works.

6:05 am June, 19 Cultural Awareness Douche said...

That’s not a peace sign, it’s the wrong way around. That’s the british/aussie/etc. fuck-you gesture, akin to the american middle finger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_sign#V_sign_as_an_insult

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