Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Sinbag Fails the Seven Seas

Arrrr!!! Ye matey is a douche!!!

Get thy bar wenches away from this scurvy dog, arrr!!!!

# posted by douchebag1
2:18 pm June, 1 massengill said...

Is he eating a bar of soap? Douche, you’re doing it wrong.

2:20 pm June, 1 Scooby Douche said...

That hott on the right can sit on my lap anytime.

My face too.

2:46 pm June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His. Hands. Are. Not. On. The. Hotts? WTF?????

2:48 pm June, 1 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

…so that’s where plinky has been hiding…in her bikini…

3:07 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would eat tandoori paste on a 110 degree day to have them escape on my dinghy.

3:14 pm June, 1 Gaseous Clay said...

“No Mildred.”

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“I didn’t say ‘pussy’.”

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“I said ‘sleeve’!

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“You wear your heart on your sleeve.”

3:20 pm June, 1 Anonymous said...

Parlay?

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Parlay me arse!

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Yaarrrrr!!!

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This be Cap’n Blue Balls… and these two wenches are me beard so me deck hands don’t smell the queer bait I packed in me peg leg, mate.

4:00 pm June, 1 DarkSock said...

He’s biting a very small pillow. Take from that what you will.

4:36 pm June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Inbred nitwit. Combo that tatt sleeve with the dull stare and we got us a zombie.

Hide your brains, he’s getting hungry and that bar of Lava he’s about to taste is just going to make him edgy.

4:51 pm June, 1 Stephanie said...

Too self important to recognize that his second mates are having more fun without him. Now that’s a douche.

5:15 pm June, 1 doucheywallnuts said...

After a young woman has had three of four kids out of wedlock – even if she’s only in her early 20s like the bleeth in the peach bikini – she should not be permitted to wear a two-piece bathing suit of any kind, especially a string bikini like this tubbo is wearing. And please, all fat ladies out there lose the bad navel jewelry especially when you a sporting a world-class gunt.

5:16 pm June, 1 massengill said...

Yeah, I’d give hott on the right all my guineas, doubloons and pieces of eight.

5:19 pm June, 1 The_Postdouchster_General said...

Wut hes chewing on looks like a box of matches to me!

Question: Why in Sam Hill wuld someone chew on matches?

Answer: Douche drank too much of tat trendy Ed Hardy beer and is trying to breathe fire like a dragon. Silly douchebagger!

5:31 pm June, 1 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Douchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said...

i’d go israeli camando on those flotillas…orange would work the day shift and rainbow would work the night at my gaza strip club.

5:37 pm June, 1 Euripidouche said...

right hot’s little mermaid is trying to make an appearance, i see you down there, you know i do!

this pic would only be a disgrace if orange small tops gunt was in it….no man here, and i’m doubting any of the women, would kick her out of bed.

6:10 pm June, 1 lucious lupus john says that syphilis and sea men go together very much like peanut butter and jelly, you can't have one without the other said...

“the lenny” lives!!!

6:13 pm June, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Euripidouche–You’re right. I wouldn’t. Fat chicks try harder. I’d make her paint the walls with her squirt. And then I’d work on her little friend there.

6:47 pm June, 1 Ash said...

In what world would peach bikini be considered fat?

Honestly, I think you should all be honored to lay eyes on her. I doubt any of you have even come CLOSE to getting with a girl who looks half as good as she does.

7:19 pm June, 1 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

While we’re mocking on these Waterworld rejects lets take a moment to reflect on the passing of the great Dennis Hopper – perhaps the most insane character actor of all time and a guy who would absolutely never take any sh!t for any of these twerps.

“Heineken? F#ck that sh!t. PABST! BLUE RIBBON!!!!”

7:25 pm June, 1 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Gunt notwithstanding, she at center is a healthy and refreshing glass of orange juicy.

7:33 pm June, 1 soy bomb said...

@Ash: Agreed. I would have sexual intercourse with peach bikini. I would also have sexual intercourse with the other gal, who apparently is a big Deadmau5 fan. As for the douche, I would take a 9 iron dipped in HIV and f*cking bash his head in.

9:48 pm June, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

Sinbag toots his harmonica to call for inspection, as the two Bleethettes comply by raising their arms for cootie-check.

9:49 pm June, 1 Victor von Douche said...

A backwards cap, a vacant stare with eyes that seem slightly lazy, a tat-sleeve, outlet mall jewelry, and an atrociously crass swimsuit, and biting what looks like a bottle of medicine (probably caught Montezuma’s revenge on this trip) lead me to the inevitable conclusion that this chap is a certified turbo douche.

11:47 pm June, 1 Baron Von Goolo said...

Is it Vagintine’s Day already?

3:23 am June, 2 DarkSock said...

Fat? I don’t think so; not even by Somalian standards.

A pooch ain’t a gunt either; jeez. I fear some of you have been brainwashed into accepting antler bags with bolt-on cans and court ordered ankle bracelets as the néw Hawtness.

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Eh whatever; I’ll leave those stick worshippers among us to fwapping themselves raw over Ann Coultier photos; I have several maps of the Aluetian Islands to make on those almond shaped girl tummies.

5:21 am June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock

Most girls would suck my right nut for a gunt like Peachey’ which is still a nice view. They get all Burka’d up to go to the beach with Spanx on that.

Peachy would ride twice wild as Mr. ABdul on right.

6:40 am June, 2 Deltus said...

Arrrr! Yon wenches shiver me timbers and hoist me mainsail!

6:44 am June, 2 DarkSock said...

“If vaginal nonsense be something ye wish,

Drop on me dickk and flop like a fish”

10:14 am June, 2 Ash said...

@DarkSock Thank you.

Upon further creeping, I’ve decided that peach is either in the early stages of pregnancy, or is just in an awkward position (most people have a tummy when they sit down). The tiny bit “fat” everyone has been pointing out seems out of place, especially because the rest of her is quite thin.

Pregnant or not, she still looks fantastic. Good day!

1:39 pm June, 2 Deltus said...

If she were pregnant, I’d still do her, and hope to get a handjob two-fer from the fetus.

Okay, yeah, that went too far. It was wrong, and I apologize. Sorry everyone.

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