Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Sophie’s Bad Choice

Two of the worst tragedies in all of human history:

The Holocaust and this.

# posted by douchebag1
7:13 am June, 22 Wedgie said...

Gaybag.

7:19 am June, 22 bigphatnotadouche said...

maybe we should show compassion to those with brain injuries.

7:20 am June, 22 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Where is the hot chick? Is she well hidden in that shirt? If I stare at the shirt a little crossed eyed does she pop out?

7:23 am June, 22 Guns-N-Douches said...

Normally, I’d need 3 douche indicators in order to label some one a ‘bag. But if the subject is exhibiting one of 3 characteristics, it’s an autodouche. Those 3 are: 1 – Wearing Ed Hardy or Affliction garb 2 – Any sort of reveal (ab, groin shave, etc) 3 – Wearing sunglasses indoors or at night.

To break it down mathmatically:

Sunglasses + Indoors = autodouche

7:27 am June, 22 DarkSock said...

Two of the worst tragedies in all of human history“…
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Ummm, death of denim shorts in the 80’s?

7:30 am June, 22 Bag A said...

Multiple choice. What can’t be found in this picture?

a) Cleavite
b) Boobies
c) Hot Chick
d) All of the above

7:44 am June, 22 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

The Holocaust is a distant second to this.

8:15 am June, 22 Bagnonymous said...

I would comb her eyebrows as a form of foreplay. I’m hoping it would distract her from the fact that I’d be discreetly humping her thigh whilst doing so.
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She might not be a “hot chick” on the level of a Real Doll, but she appears to be–in fact–real. …And attractive enough to sack, so let’s not get too bent out of shape over her.
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Speaking of “bent out of shape”, I’d like to make his spine such.

8:25 am June, 22 End the Haberdouchery said...

Darksock, what are you talking about? Them’s my attire for casual Fridays. He looks like a douched up Adam Richman from Man v. Food.

8:39 am June, 22 Deltus said...

The space between her eyes is so wide she doesn’t have depth perception.

8:39 am June, 22 Deltus said...

The space between her eyes is so wide she rents it out to billboard companies.

8:41 am June, 22 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said...

i’d merrily streep her

8:42 am June, 22 Dicy said...

She looks like a girl in this comp lit class I took. I really hope it’s not!!

8:44 am June, 22 Deltus said...

The space between her eyes is so wide you can never be sure if she’s winking or blinking.

9:02 am June, 22 Deltus said...

The space between her eyes is so wide the Air Force keeps her on the Reserves payroll in case they need an emergency landing strip.

9:02 am June, 22 Bagnonymous said...

I have a general belief that if a girl wears hoop earrings, she generally knows what’s up and is making an honest effort to appear sexually attractive. I tip my penis to you, Sophie.
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That being said… I’d look her in the eye and tell her that I love her. And then I’d turn to the side, look her in the other eye, and repeat what I’d just said.

9:03 am June, 22 Bag Margera said...

6 million Jews died, so that he could dress like a gay pirate.

9:08 am June, 22 Bagnonymous said...

With a little eyebrow maintenance and a trip to the hair salon, she’d look just like my latest HGTV crush, Sabrina Soto.

9:09 am June, 22 Bagnonymous said...

Try that again?

9:10 am June, 22 Bagnonymous said...

^Ah yes.. I do speak-a the html.

9:20 am June, 22 Merle Baggard said...

I think she’s cute.

9:22 am June, 22 Crucial Head said...

Nearby a brightly colored Robin sang out with glee from its perch amongst a cluster of willow trees which rose from the fertile soils of the coastal meadow. A solitary eagle, its golden feathers warmed by the soft glow of the springtime sun, fed wriggling worms to her chicks that were nestled safely in the furthest reaches of a neighboring pine. In the distance, there was a low rumbling and a thunderous crash of the mighty Pacific upon stones that were hewn by Mother Nature over millions of years.

… and yet none of this registered in Ernie’s stroke-adled mind as his nurse wheeled him outside for his daily dose of UV rays.

9:36 am June, 22 Dicy said...

Dear Hunters, I have finally upgraded in the world and have bought a lovely new laptop. As soon as I have finished setting it up, prepare for even more trolling from yours truly!

Also, Sophie is cute, we shouldn’t give her a hard time!

9:48 am June, 22 Bag Margera said...

Her jaw is so narrow, she could stab this douchebag with her chin.

9:53 am June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

@ Bagnonymous
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Agreed…. I’m kinda digging Constance Ramos , too

11:12 am June, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey, get off Sophie’s shit. This is the picture she’s going to take to the judge so that she can get a suspended sentence and community service for running over this douche.

1:42 pm June, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

I love it when the photo is so dark that the top of his mandana appears to be the very crest of his skull.

And I always remember that dark glasses indicate “shit up to here” status for anyone wearing them indoors.

It may take an enemabag to clean out all that douchery.

3:19 pm June, 22 soy bomb said...

@ Crucial: Funny, funny stuff sir.

7:25 pm June, 22 Steve L. said...

it takes a real douchebag to be equated with the Holocaust.

12:36 pm June, 25 kuku said...

Most women with stupid men – that is, most women – don’t get their men are stupid looking and stupid being.

And that is the most obvious thing ever written.

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