Monday, June 7, 2010

Supper 'Baggio and Clarissa Voted

2009 HCwDB of the Year Finalist bohoemeth, Super ‘Baggio, and Hall of Hott winning tasty moonpie, Clarissa, stopped by to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.

Because if your humble narrator wakes his ass up to write that thing, then you’re gonna vote in it.

That’s what Baggio said. Then he said, “Grooooooo.”

Which seriously pissed off Smoot. Who is in the process of trademarking the expression.

# posted by douchebag1
11:45 am June, 7 Baleen said...

At first I thought the douche factor was a little toned down here until I saw the watch. The six pund watch with fake diamonds and a Chinese movement. Thank God for boobies with LED nipples! Thankfully they offset this dingleberry.

11:46 am June, 7 Baleen said...

“pound” you fuckin idiot!

11:56 am June, 7 Wheezer said...

I remember Super ‘Baggio writing in about being “the guy in the picture” and chuckling his way through “OK, ya got me” and “I think the site is funny” stuff.

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The only question is: how many such pictures is he in? Granted, he’s minor league choad compared to the classics, and he is pointing at Alba hott Clarissa here instead of at himself. But, it’s clear he aspires to greater heights, and by heights, I mean depths. Like Alzheimer Davis and the Oakland Faiders, ‘Baggio just needs to make a commitment to excrement.

11:58 am June, 7 Teddy Tendergass said...

I would hate to guess what Baggio’s been holding in his mouth for all his pics, but if I had to hazard a guess, I would say it starts with S and ends with p-e-r-m!!

12:04 pm June, 7 Tony Ventresca said...

As Wheezer observes, he’s not yet gone over to the Douche Side of the Force, but if he makes a few more bad decisions he could become much worse, much fast.

12:07 pm June, 7 Wheezer said...

Boobies.

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I’m off to work. You’re welcome.

12:13 pm June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I must resign my post as Reverend. That is me in my 30’s and a sunburn. Minus the douchy shirt and haircut. We just shaved bald or got military cuts back in the 90’s. I was swole. Back then we just called it rugby training.

12:15 pm June, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

They both need throat punches. Just my opinion.

12:18 pm June, 7 scrotum pole said...

I just love the little twinkle in her booby.

1:54 pm June, 7 DarkSock said...

She’s perkier than a needled kitten

2:09 pm June, 7 mr.reeve said...

Wow! The push up bra is really working for Clarissa. Super Baggio is a mild douche in my opinion. Being a giant man who works out doesn’t mean douche but the bad hair and watch make him so.

3:21 pm June, 7 Victor von Douche said...

Baggio looks like every guy on the wrong side of the Hudson. He just has a dumbass expression and a scrote-ish shirt.

6:33 pm June, 7 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Here’s a question:

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If the 6 pound watch looks normal size due to the abnormal size of the wearer does it count as a douche signifier?

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On a related note I was walking along the Fulton Street mall yesterday when I saw a full window display of the Sean John 6 pound watch. $50 each or two for $80. Man, the douchebags are really living the high life. Fucking douches.

4:25 am June, 8 Steve L. said...

if you can’t trademark something, you can always go for the names of accused war criminals.

,,, okay i was gonna save that joke for the Gator. i guess, for Baggio, he can go for phrases that remind people of a certain area of the human body.

6:36 pm June, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

Clarissa is all kinds of super baggy hott.

10:03 pm June, 8 Stephanie said...

He just showin’ how many brain cells he has.

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