Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The Prince of Poosia

It may not have been a great movie, but the performance by Jake Gellynhair was pretty impressive.

# posted by douchebag1
3:47 pm June, 9 mr.reeve said...

Euros are easy to pick out of a picture. Dudes just not that douchie and she’s just not that hot.

3:48 pm June, 9 Douche of Hazard said...

I hope he stays away from any flames. That mother fucker is greasy.

3:55 pm June, 9 Frodo Baggins said...

sunglasses at night – check

fat watch – check

sucking out cynthia’s soul – check

3:56 pm June, 9 massengill said...

She’s pretty!

3:57 pm June, 9 Crucial Head said...

Marco’s evening could not be moving along any more rapturously. The music was swelling to its heightened crescendo; the libations packed a zesty punch; his watch announced ‘party time’ in 326 different time zones; his beard was filling in with gusto; and most significantly of all… his brunette date’s eleven inch post-op penis pressed through ‘her’ blue dress against his aching thigh like a python swallowing a live wallaby.

3:59 pm June, 9 Crucial Head said...

Sorry Massengill.

.

But I’d still hit it.

3:59 pm June, 9 Chode Stained Sheets said...

European clubbers. Probably Italian or Spanish. A little douche and a lot hot! Give me them big ole lips for me verga baby!!!!

4:11 pm June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ali Baba and the 40 D’s.

4:27 pm June, 9 anonymous said...

I’m calling notta on this one. However, the HOTT makes this photo worthy! I want to hear her accent.

4:47 pm June, 9 Mistress Julie said...

wow. I leave for a year and come back to find more douchebaggery going on. Correction – It never left. Good hell.

4:58 pm June, 9 DJ TooDouche said...

Oooo…. Borderline at best. Sure he’s greazy, but I call notta

4:59 pm June, 9 massengill said...

@ Crucial

In the immortal words of Buffalo Beast:

5:23 pm June, 9 scrotum pole said...

The wayward lock of her raven hair seeks a place of warmth and comfort,

And the unspoken promise of subtle fragrance betwixt her sun-bronzed breasts.

6:02 pm June, 9 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Somehow I doubt this douchebag is watching the Hawks-Flyers compete for the greatest trophy in all of sports, The Stanley Cup.

6:07 pm June, 9 Dicy said...

Dude needs to shave. He’s probly a nice guy though or else someone this hott wouldn’t be with such a greasy guy… Oh wait. Yeah they would, see every previous entry on HCwDB for examples.

6:23 pm June, 9 Wedgie said...

Hey, that’s my cousin Ted on the right, in the blue dress. He looks pretty good, yeah?

6:59 pm June, 9 Doucheasaurus Rex said...

So now whenever an average dude gets with a good looking girl he is a douchebag? What happened to our standards? What happened to our morals? When we mocked, we mocked HARD and it was legit. This is weaksauce. Guy is a greasy motherfucker sure, but he is no douche.

Calling notta.

7:32 pm June, 9 Anonymous said...

@MC 900,

.

The World Cup started already?

10:59 pm June, 9 Victor von Douche said...

Run bitch!!! He’s trying to suck out your eye!!!!

11:03 pm June, 9 Steve L. said...

this thread makes my head hurt. more so than the douche.

11:04 pm June, 9 Steve L. said...

and the douche IS douchey.

11:29 pm June, 9 tall guy said...

I think an adjudication rule is called for: is borderline douche? He’s either in or out of the douchebag. If it’s a liner, I say in. If it’s by the breadth of a hot’s pussy hair, so be it.

11:40 pm June, 9 Whoop-di-douche said...

Really, who’s looking at the greasewank? Lady in Blue steals the show.

And by show I mean her oolala ladylike demeanor in face of desperate, hairy wanker-chancre.

12:11 am June, 10 Euripidouche said...

she has a receding hairline,his neck beard is really a hair farm to be implanted on her scalp when it matures.

i give that sort of love and sacrifice a notta

6:55 am June, 10 Deltus said...

He is greasy as all get out, ain’t he? Yoish!

7:01 am June, 10 creature said...

she’s hot, he’s gross, move along

9:07 am June, 10 Phil said...

chick looks a bit like a dude…

9:07 am June, 10 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

This guy is just greasy dirtball homeless witha stolen watch

9:18 am June, 10 DoucheBigue said...

It’s borderline indeed:

– seems to have sunglasses at night (but are these sunglasses?)

– has a necklace of some sort but keeps it under the tee

– has his attention directed to the Hott and not the camera

I’d call notta.

9:20 am June, 10 DoucheBigue said...

But after reading the Joey Porsche crew post:

I’ll call him a Douche: let’s mock douche early enough so it doesn’t develop – Prince of Poosia and princess pussya are reaching level 1 douche

9:29 am June, 10 Frodo Baggins said...

For all of you who are saying he is NOTT-A feast your eyes on some other pics of him marking his territory:

http://tinyurl.com/23xpmks

http://tinyurl.com/279qjv6

http://tinyurl.com/29sfdmb

http://tinyurl.com/27zhock

http://tinyurl.com/2c8aogs

12:33 pm June, 10 MILLS said...

he is a fucken douche and she is a fucken hot but they are both infuriatingly poor versions of both..which actually is more annoying i think its like someone tryin to play the game but not gettin it right jus give it up already! there isnt even anything to mock or admire i actually prefer a pic with a riduculously douchey guy tht at least u can laugh at this guy is so boring i bet he drinks coffee every half hour and still talks and acts like he jus woke up!

1:02 pm June, 10 patentbrew said...

Isnt she Hunter Tylo from the soap opera, Bold and Beautiful? Not sure how i would know that. Though i guess I did catch bits of that show between classes in the early 90s. Of couse, if it is, it would probably have to be an old pic. whatever. In any case, i wouldnt call her a dude.

2:19 pm June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

@ patentbrew

Fuck no! That’s some bar hag. I mean look at that leech trying to suck her brains out through her temple….

.. little does he know they’ve already been removed. How else do you explain her within brain sucking distance of this Crisco sweating douche and those rave lasers

4:47 am June, 11 my friends call me @$$hole said...

creepy, greasy, disgusting… he has his carry-on searched EVERY time he flies

Leave a Reply

What is 14 + 14 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)