Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Veg Armstrong's "Army of One"

Veg Armstrong wanted to come by and say that he approves of Lenny being mocked, and Pauline’s Germanic construction being approved, as our HCwDB of the Week.

Actually Veg Armstrong just wanted you to know that his douchey friend, “The Bradster,” is currently shtupping Miranda. Since Veg has no need for carnal relations, he takes pride in his friends’ accomplishments.

# posted by douchebag1
9:27 am June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yo. Adrianne.

9:29 am June, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Am I lacking perspective all the way here from Iraq, or is his head 1/4 the size of his bicep? This is 2 photos in 2 days it looks that way. Must be a pea-brain for real!!

9:29 am June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rocky 10: The Explosion of Rocky

9:38 am June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Veg’s cocck must be so relapsed into his body that he has a mangina.

9:39 am June, 9 bigphatnotadouche said...

Maybe we shouldn’t make fun of people with scoliosis. If the dude stood up straight, he would be 7 foot tall.

Either that or the blonde Hott is a midget.

I still believe it’s natures way of compensating.

Or a bad dose of the roids…

9:43 am June, 9 Crucial Head said...

I mean it’s just so… it’s so… so huge. I just… what do you… no, how do you… I mean, it’s soooo big…

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… said my wife to me as I disrobed last night.

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Oh, and this dudes a douche.

9:45 am June, 9 RAPETIME said...

His arm is bigger than his head. I’m pretty sure that’s not how it’s supposed to work

9:47 am June, 9 Crucial Head said...

I get the feeling he’s a big giant pussy, not the hott.

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And hott she is. I would kegel a Turkish flotilla for the privilege of eating the scabbing cold sores of the electrician who installed the 120/208v panel at her favorite Laundromat.

9:47 am June, 9 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

Dane Cook’s twin brother on the right: Just as funny, just as douchey. And by funny, I mean not funny.

10:00 am June, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Well, since Veg’s balls are the size of acorns, he’s probably doesn’t feel the need for any carnal relations. Unless it involves chile con carne

10:10 am June, 9 Vin Douchal said...

This guy’s shits have six pack abs and can bench press a ’69 VW Bug. Wee bit of overkill , wouldn’t ya say Veg?

Miranda? I L-U-V you.

Let’s just say that I would eat Miranda’s pussy for so long that when I was done sucking hard on that thing she’d have a cockk ……..

10:10 am June, 9 Wedgie said...

Pinhead, try leaning towards the camera insead of away. It’s called perspective…and you need to

get some.

10:11 am June, 9 Wedgie said...

“instead”

10:11 am June, 9 Wheezer said...

Veg: “Me like Strong Guy. Dat’s me hero.”

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That’s right, bitches. Wheezer’s bringin’ da geek game down on y’allz azz.

10:11 am June, 9 Bagnonymous said...

Has anyone seen this dude’s LEFT arm? Does it exist? Has it merged with his right arm to make the super-mega-giant arm seen here? This is all very perplexing.

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Oh, and Miranda is very shtuppable. Very shtuppable indeed.

10:17 am June, 9 Baleen said...

Laying the groundwork for his next scheme, Buffalo Beast whispers into his cell phone, “the barracuda rides at midnight” and heads to the bar fo for one last shot of whiskey.

10:25 am June, 9 G. Gorgeous Clitty said...

Roid ‘Bags arm got swole from heavy masturbation

And with this blonde he wanted a carnal relation

But made a large gaffe

When he split her in half

With his arm that was helped through HGH creation.

10:27 am June, 9 Douche Dastardly said...

@ Wheezer

Loving the Marvel reference sir. But all the kinetic energy in the world could not stop that arm. (Cold shiver up the spine)

10:28 am June, 9 Douche Dastardly said...

Is it me or did this dudes head actually get smaller?

Next photo he’ll look like that guy from Beetlejuice.

10:32 am June, 9 Dicy said...

Geeze fellow hunters you shouldn’t be mocking Veg, you should be taking notes. Clearly he has it all figured out what women want: all muscle, no brains.

And by what women want, I mean run away! Run far away before he explodes and drowns you in his roid infested remains. It’s the worst kind of shrapnel.

10:36 am June, 9 tall guy said...

I’d love to lie between Miranda’s legs. As for the incredible bulk, his sex life must resemble a dormant YouTube link. Someone earlier pondered as to the whereabouts of his left arm. I believe it’s suggestively patting the dude’s arse. Hence the backward stretch.

10:41 am June, 9 Turdacious said...

I bet hes had more roid rages then lohan has herpe outbreaks

10:41 am June, 9 mr.reeve said...

Since he struggles to wipe his own ass, if someone invented an automatic ass wiper for Veg he would be a happy man. If you invented a testicle finder Veg O’Roid would be thankful for that as well.

10:43 am June, 9 mr.reeve said...

Is every picture pf Veg gonna be of him leaning back? I guess it takes your eye off of the fact he has a peanut head.

11:06 am June, 9 DouchYouWannaDance said...

When your arms are bigger around than your neck, then your “workout” runs the risk of blindness. 🙂

11:39 am June, 9 Baron Von Goolo said...

He looks like a side of beef fucked a parade balloon.

11:45 am June, 9 The Blessed Scrotini said...

That dude looks like those Super Mutants from Fallout… That’s not right at all…

11:56 am June, 9 The Know said...

Veg is the unclaimed son of… http://www.tugagym.info/imagens/54.jpg

12:12 pm June, 9 jabbathebagger said...

I smell Photoshop… cartoon caricatures are not that far out of proportion!!!

12:22 pm June, 9 doucheywallnuts said...

Veg looks like he’s dipping his syringe into some potent stuff and by syringe I mean needle…Veg looks like he’s spending some quality time with some IGF-1..He’s also clearly a closeted homosexual.

1:10 pm June, 9 Bag Margera said...

Veg looks like a skinny little guy wearing a muscle man suit. It’s like he got picked on by bigger kids, and so he used his brain power to construct a cyborg exo-skeleton. Now he walks around in a body that’s clearly not human, intimidating the bully’s and impressing the ladies. Everything is coming up Veg for a while, until his robo-body malfunctions and he loses control, snaps Pauline’s neck, and goes on a rampage in downtown New York, until Spiderman stops him. Sounds like a story we’ve all heard many times before. It’s proof that severe roid rage has influenced popular science fiction stories.

1:22 pm June, 9 Deltus said...

Veg’s arm is so swole Bain from DC Comics is suing him for copyright infringement.

1:22 pm June, 9 fantagor said...

I wonder about his left arm. Why is he hiding it? Is it as tiny and shriveled up as his steroid-shrunken nads, or so big it actually inhabits another dimension?

1:24 pm June, 9 Deltus said...

Veg’s arm is so swole it’s suing him for emancipation from the rest of his body.

1:25 pm June, 9 Deltus said...

Veg’s arm is so swole he needs to buy two plane tickets whenever he flies.

1:35 pm June, 9 memphis douchworkers local 421 said...

wow. this guy is a walking photoshop

2:58 pm June, 9 bagwood said...

Veg – please report to the hall of mock.

3:36 pm June, 9 Paul Muad'douche, the Kwisatz Scroterach said...

Sweet Jeebus on a popsicle stick, what sort of unholy cocktail of roids do you have to take to get that body shape? Do you think veg’s back has separated pimples, or does he just have so much bacne it all merges into one gigantic?

4:23 pm June, 9 massengill said...

I knew I knew that arm from somewhere!

10:29 pm June, 9 Steve L. said...

i’m not surprised that Veg does not require carnal relations.

11:00 pm June, 9 Victor von Douche said...

That’s a seriously green drink.

4:45 am June, 10 GINORMAGANTUADOUCHE said...

it’s called synthol, that is how his arm is so damn big, the first pic yeah if he was that big he would have more definition.

7:27 am June, 10 saulgoode42 said...

I can’t believe nobody thought to call this guy “Lanced” Armstrong.

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