Saturday, June 19, 2010

Your Saturday Vinny

I sorta like Vinny. He’s got three quality gnawable ladies and yet looks relatively benign. But the hair is greasy and the shirt is silkscreeny.

What say you?

Should we hand out a nottadouche on this Saturday?

# posted by douchebag1
12:12 pm June, 19 Army of DOuche-ness said...

his face has a George Costanza quality to it and says “This might be my last photo with attractive women ever/is it noticeable that I dont feel like I belong here?” than your typically arrogant douche.

I say notta. Can you even buy shirts aside from plain white Hanes Brando/Dean-style without filigree or random shit on them at this point…i’m seriously walking around like Stanley Kowalski lately because i feel like there’s no way to NOT look like you’re trying to be flashy lately without it just being a white under-shirt. Sidenote, a tight white blank tshirt seems to have its own counter-trend appeal to some ladies. remember, all trends work on a double-helix model

12:26 pm June, 19 massengill said...

Vinny gets a notta from me. Check the guys behind him: some weird pink, patterned shirt and the designer ladies sunglasses hanging on the collar of the orange T. Vinny is keeping it real.

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Go in peace.

12:30 pm June, 19 Anonymous said...

The hott on the left is Vinny’s lil sis. and the two on the right are her HS senior friends. He just got them into a college party. Sadly he doesn’t understand that right now they adore him, and have a small crush on him. He will continue to be oblivious to them and there perky breasts.

12:39 pm June, 19 Lord Mc Baggin said...

I think thats a “Land before Time” Shirt.

I might mock it, but wouldn”t call it douche.

I agree with AoD, been wearing a lot of plain white T’s lately

12:41 pm June, 19 Douche Dastardly said...

I’m going with a notta vote. The shirt could be a six flags Wild Safari souvenir T-Shirt. It’s not embossed with a label or any bedazzled skulls. For all we know Vinny could just really like animals and long to be a Zoologist (I might be reaching there) The girls seem to be genuinely receptive. The hair is questionable, but that only deserves a firm warning. I say good on ya Vinny because those two on the right are a life altering threesome waiting to happen. God speed!

1:15 pm June, 19 WheezerHCwDB said...

Stage-1 at best. There’s hope for him – a smile for being with the hotts instead of the sad attempt at a douche face would probably fully earn him a pass, though.

1:16 pm June, 19 LurkerDouche said...

I say leave the man be. He seems genuine, and I find a lack of evidence to convict. At most, we need more pictures. But I vote a notta.

1:24 pm June, 19 Bag A said...

such a zesty minx on the right!

1:24 pm June, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m having a good day, and Vinny doesn’t annoy me, Hott on his left makes me smile. Gotta go with Notta, I hope Vinny got some

1:48 pm June, 19 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

I’m feeling generous since we finally have some nice summer weather out here so I say nottadouche, but try a shampoo for oily hair.

1:52 pm June, 19 Euripidouche said...

the girls are tarty hearty and ready to party

and by heatry i mean chesty, which probably means well padded with gel cup inserts….

i dunno i think vinny could be doing the false modesty pose here. i sense kadian douchesturbance in the force.

1:55 pm June, 19 Justin said...

Looks like an earth day shirt. Dork, but nottadouche.

2:24 pm June, 19 boosh dag said...

@Bag A – I concur. Courtney on the right there has a look which makes me want to punch a nun in the cock and sing Hello, Dolly.

What? Oh, the guy is a notta.

3:20 pm June, 19 Just Sayin said...

That’s pretty close to kissy lips. He’s on the border.

3:36 pm June, 19 Snoop Douchey Douche said...

goinpeace

Douches call attention to themselves over the women. He seems to have this look like “Uh, I kinda can’t believe these three broads said hi to me.”

notadouche

4:04 pm June, 19 WheezerHCwDB said...

Oh geez, we gotta make sure news of this page gets to Stackhouse – he’ll have a whole new wardrobe!

4:05 pm June, 19 Mock Turtle said...

Finding nothing to Mock, I withdraw back to my shell. “Banana Splits” re-runs are on, and that Fleagle, he’s a real card.

As to Vinny, I’m letting him off with a warning.

4:09 pm June, 19 Bigphatnotadouche said...

I give him a Notta – Good lean in on Ms. Perky Woo Hott and her BFF. I think he is actually sniffing the dimpled lamda woo tri hott who is the leader of the group and will allow him to watch the three -way.

4:16 pm June, 19 Mr. White said...

You people are getting soft. His skin tone veers toward orange, and he’s got some pink shit stuck in his hair. Douche.

Minx on the right, however, is not making me soft.

4:25 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Crimony!

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19 comments in and no invocation of the immortal words “Notta and fuccen hotta”??

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Indeed these may be the last days.

4:26 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Crimony!

19 comments in and no invocation of the immortal words “Notta and fuccen hotta”??

Indeed these may be the last days.

4:26 pm June, 19 tall guy said...

Once again confusion over the line ruling. If it’s puckermouthing it’s borderline. If it’s borderline it’s douche.No point getting all sentimental.

Also, what’s with egghead in back?

4:26 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Crimony!

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19 comments in and no invocation of the immortal words “Notta and fuccen hotta”??

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Indeed these may be the last days.

4:27 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Crimony!

19 comments in and no invocation of the immortal words “Notta and fuccen hotta”??

Indeed these may be the last days.

4:29 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

The “egghead” in the back is actually the late, great ‘baghunter Pfah, telepathically exchanging mocks with Buffalo Beast.

4:29 pm June, 19 Douchelips said...

Yes he’s probably a Jersey shore douchebag…but you really can’t fault him for the quality gnawable hotts.

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Since I’m feeling generous this Saturday he gets a pass on this one photo.

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(Of course the second he shows up with his loser homies in a late-night drunk video dancing with his shirt off and no hotts in sight, he goes straight to the hall of scrote.)

4:29 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Let’s see how many more inside HCwDB jokes I can cram into this thread before I turn into a fat pussy, not the hott.

4:34 pm June, 19 tall guy said...

OK, thanks CH. Hottas are tasty. Especially pointy-boobed probable sister of Vin. The one nuzzling under his neck is foisting her (doubtlessly not insignificant rack) on him as well, although he seems more concerned with hair grease. His doucheness develops mighty fast.

4:37 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

@Tall Guy,

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Damn you for bringing “egghead” to my attention. Now I can’t look away. That’s a fascinating dome he’s got there.

4:37 pm June, 19 tall guy said...

Also. wild-eyed brunette in front. Her haunting eyes follow me. More telepathy?

4:41 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Egghead’s dome looks like a gell capsule filled with yak foreskins.

4:42 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

His skull was the inspiration for The Gherkin.

4:43 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

He has to use a yard stick with a cloth on the end to polish the top of his head.

4:44 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Perhaps it is not a person at all… Plinky’s mom’s clitoris anyone?

4:46 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Peter Garrett took one look at the douchebag posing with the hotties and silently prayed that these would be forgotten years.

4:47 pm June, 19 tall guy said...

“Peter Garrett took one look at the douchebag posing with the hotties and silently prayed that these would be forgotten years.”

BA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

4:49 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

Pfah rubbed his temple to steady his nerves as the circle jerk with BCS, Ed and Plinky reached fruition.

5:05 pm June, 19 Steve L. said...

i just came back from work today, where i spent about 1 hour carrying 250lb worth of steel up 9 floors worth of stairs, solely by hand. so during those 60 minutes i was passing by 42F or 43F (my trips were from 39F to 48F) with a 61lb moment connection clip on my shoulder (if i was rodbustering, lifting things by 61lb increments would make me a fucking eyesore, but fuck that shit when there are 9 floors worth of stairs involved), and i overheard this from a fatass cement laborer:

“i gotta get outta here cuz i gotta get laid! there’s a girl at a bar who’s gonna get fucked! she don’t know it yet, but she’s gettin’ fucked! oh yeah! i have to continue my red streak here!”

i could swing that fine piece of 61lb steel right into his face and then tell him that he should’ve been wearing safety glasses, but then i asked myself, do i want to lose my $34/h job? oh i forgot. today i would be paid $68/h and not the usual $34/h.

anyway… uh… douchebags need to be punished whenever possible, but you also need to make ends meet. and that’s a sad truth of life.

5:17 pm June, 19 Steve L. said...

this is just to say that i don’t feel like giving anyone a nottadouche pass today. and even when i’m in better moods i doubt i would give one to Vinny anyway.

he better not live close to downtown Calgary or i might hork one of those 61lb steel clips (i might have to haul up 2 more of those tomorrow) back home and then track him down in all his greasy and smug corpulence.

shame on you for thinking i was gonna brutalize him with that 61lb clip! i just wanna use it to… uh… find out which club he met these ladies at. ain’t nothing wrong with questing for the hott, right?

*COUGH HACK AHEM*

5:24 pm June, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m going to go with notta at this time. Insufficient evidence.

5:58 pm June, 19 tall guy said...

Smug smiling, too! While he’s not HOS material at present, the next time someone points a camera in his direction, as has already so wisely been pointed out, could change all that. Not unlike the presumption of innocence, the benefit of doubt needs to be indicated far more profoundly than old Vin’s currently displaying to get past my, admittedly, jaundiced eye.

No exemption, dispensation or leniency. Immediate classification: DOUCHE.

6 (or three pairs) of gnaw worthy shoulders. God bless summer.

6:16 pm June, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I’m thinking Notta, but on probation. Guy looks like in 2 days he could be full blown Stage 32 Greico Virus spreading douchebag.

6:31 pm June, 19 Mr. White said...

@crucial

Here’s one for you:

If anyone thinks this guy is not a douche, I will pay you $10,000 to come and fight me while Great White plays in the background.

6:48 pm June, 19 Bag Margera said...

Nothing overly baggish about him. The facial expression leads me to assume that he’s just friends with these girls, who pulled him into this picture. He’s a little self-consious about being photographed with his lame-ass shirt, which he probably wore just to fit in with whatever party these chicks dragged him to. He’s a little greased, but nothing above/below par for Miami.

6:51 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

@Mr. White,

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No TARMAL for Phah unless he pees salty fuccen tears in a horse’s VAGBLAM! with his porch beef piston.

7:20 pm June, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Just got back from a family reunion with a bunch of die hard born again in laws. They finally had booze and the day was fine. Kids in pools, dogs in the pond. Me drunk as fucck.

Must go with the nottadouche and I would bone the three little angels anytime the misses was out of town for a few days. I must prepare the mornimg sermon which will be drinking while I wait for the U’S. Open to start while floating in the water.

7:34 pm June, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

I say he’s NOTTA and if he doesn’t watch it, the three hotts will spread already acquired Grieco, now known as Bleeth virus in the silent stage, all over him.

Especially if he commences gnawing.

7:41 pm June, 19 Flyteeth said...

@CRUCIAL!

FAGAOTHS CREAM THEIREIR FUCEN LEVIS OVER TEHSE HOTTS!

8:45 pm June, 19 Crucial Head said...

@FLYTEETH,

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Amen. Although denim died in the eighties, I would certainly make annoying and awkward eye-contact with these lucious hotts from the corner of the bar while listening to some Jamaican Scratch Hole Posse and Glory Hole Doily on my IPod.

8:59 pm June, 19 Angel said...

@FLYTEETH,
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Amen. Although denim died in the eighties, I would certainly make annoying and awkward eye-contact with these lucious hotts from the corner of the bar while listening to some Jamaican Scratch Hole Posse and Glory Hole Doily on my IPod.

10:45 pm June, 19 Cheesesock said...

Man, you guys are soft! Fuck this guy! Auto-scrote. He just probably can’t afford the trappings of uberdouchery like Ed Hardy. If you look at his face closely, you’ll see the douche in there. He has what our dear DB1 referred to as “that general douche aura.”

11:15 pm June, 19 Anonymous said...

http://www.robertxsumner.blogspot.com/

11:17 pm June, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Happy Dad’s day to my fellow pops out there. And to all the douchebags that troll this site, call your dad, invite him over (or down to your room in his basement) to split a case of beer. Tell him your sorry for what you’ve done with your life. Then shut your fukken mouth and let him talk about his life. The mistakes he made, the risks he took, the memories he’s got that keep him coming back for more each day. Maybe you’ll learn something from your old man that will help you realize what a tool you are, but that there’s still hope, that you’ve still got a chance to turn it all around.

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Yeah, and my turds aren’t all marbled now.

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Happy Fathers Day anyhow.

11:18 pm June, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Oh, and Notta and fukken triple hotta.

12:34 am June, 20 wankyboy said...

Yeah…he’s a DB the camera was .0000000000001 seconds off of the usual douchery

12:47 am June, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Maybe a greasy dork, but nottadouche. He’ll need to try a little harder.

1:04 am June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Things that kick ass….

– Being on stage on a Saturday night

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– January Jones

Click THIS PAGE trust me

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Umphrey’s McGee

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California Pizza Kitchen Garlic Chicken Pizza

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Drinking

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Home Depot sales such as a square of manure for 84¢ and a ceramic drill bit for $2.67

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The cute dimpled chick with the “Yes, I enjoy giving and receiving oral sex” gorgeous smile on the right above. More, please

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The orignal cast of Cheers

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My pit bull at the dog park

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Jake Cinninger. Motherfucker on guitar

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Being able to sleep in tonight/tomorrow after pounding with the boys in the band and getting breakfast in bed while watching whatever World Cup game is on (vuvuzelas suck monkey balls)

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Blasting the O/D 2 channel on the Marshall at ten volume/bass/mid/treble with the pedals set at full sustain/distortion/gate for a guitar solo…

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Andy Gibb lipsyncing, “Shadow Dancing” from like 1947 while a bunch of tools dance, badly. Link if you have any hair on your ass

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Vera Jimenez, now on Channel 5 Ten O’Clock News. My crush on her knows no boundaries….. she will be mine …

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The room is starting to spin , see ya, Happy Pappy Day

1:21 am June, 20 Fatness said...

I need the hott on the right. No, scratch that. I need two of the hott on the right.

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Stat.

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As for the douche…he ain’t trying hard enough to be one, which makes him a lame-ass dork.

1:33 am June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Oh Yeah, and Glen Campbell. Kicks ass I mean. One of my guitar heroes. Dude can stroke a Strat.

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Hang in until 2:25 when he steps on that thing… At Galveston… In Sioux Falls , South Dakotaaaa !!

Peace,

V D

4:12 am June, 20 G said...

Sorry, can’t let him off. He’s a douche. The face alone makes me want to give him a smack.

6:10 am June, 20 Wedgie said...

Looks like he could be the Donkster’s cousin. Notta….yet.

But it’s early.

6:30 am June, 20 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Looks like Adam Carolla.

8:59 am June, 20 Douche Springsteen said...

Vinnie gets a notta, but I will pull the yellow card on this, to show him that he is veering towards dangerous territory and that he needs to watch himself.

12:58 pm June, 20 Business-Casual Douche said...

He looks like the host from Man v. Food. If you don’t give this guy a nottadouche pass, then you have to start a website called “hot food with douchebags”.

12:58 pm June, 20 Business-Casual Douche said...

Forgot to include a link:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/images/2009/01/27/man_vs_food.jpg

1:51 pm June, 20 mr.reeve said...

Vin, I prefer Megan Henderson on KTLA morning news but I feel you can’t go wrong with either.

Guy is a douche version of the dude from Man vs. Food.

1:51 pm June, 20 tall guy said...

I confess to an about face with the formerly creepy-eyed brunette on the right. Might have something to do with my morning horn, but whatever, I’d love to watch as she squeezed her nipples as my afore mentioned engorged member seeks refuge between her plump little thighs.

That’s all I’ve got.

6:54 pm June, 20 Johnbagga said...

I say Notta-Bag!!!! Pretty normal notta-bag. But the hotties!!!!!!! I swear you could cut glass with the girl on the left’s taught breasts !!!!!!

8:33 pm June, 20 doucheywallnuts said...

Nottadouche? Do you have too much Captain Morgan’s in you?

11:28 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

I peed in a Corolla once.

12:01 am June, 21 Baleen said...

I peed on a bookshelf.

12:03 am June, 21 Baleen said...

I peed out of the window of a car at high speed.

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once

6:59 am June, 21 Douche Pitt said...

To give this greacy pile of scrote a ‘notta-a-douche’ would be like going ass-to-mouth…not done.

10:47 am June, 21 Deltus said...

Giving *this* douche a notta? Are y’all kidding me? Christ, you can practically smell the Axe, poo, and fail mixture from here. Yoish! He’s not even close to the notta line.

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And all three hotts make me tingly in my no-no parts.

1:14 pm June, 21 Arianna said...

To give this greacy pile of scrote a ‘notta-a-douche’ would be like going ass-to-mouth…not done.

10:25 pm June, 21 James said...

Nottadouche. Land before time T-shirt at club in a sea of ed hardy is pretty kickass. Cute girls with him and he isn’t putting offa douch expression and vibe.

Your only calls for douchey was the hair, and lets face it clubs get sweaty

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