Wednesday, July 7, 2010

A Giant Steaming Dump

And Lo! Upon Sinai, the heavens parted, and a light shone down, and the Lord your G-d Adonai, thundered, “Well this is some serious shite.”

# posted by douchebag1
7:17 am July, 7 Mr. White said...

Burn it all.

7:18 am July, 7 Vin Douchal said...

The bright side is that this photo is three years old and by now most of these folks have died of malenoma, STDs, overdose or drunk driving accidents. Prayers do get answered

7:32 am July, 7 bigphatnotadouche said...

I see the Bleeeth’s have a new fashion statement – torn T shirt with black bra reveal.

Works for me.

7:34 am July, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

If one were a cultural anthropolgy major they could use this pic to do their thesis on “The sub-culture of poo and it’s stain on society”. This pic has SO many signifiers, adouchetrements, there’s even an old bag in a piano key themed cowboy hat. This pic is the gift that keeps on giving and by giving I mean soul draining hopelessness for humanity.

7:35 am July, 7 3D said...

Why the f*ck did I get out of bed today?…

Kill them all with fire….and Jagerbombs.

7:37 am July, 7 Mr. White said...

@et tu douche?

I actually have hope, not hopelessness. Let’s face it–advances in sanitation and medicine are increasing the average lifespan of human beings, and sooner rather than later, there are going to be too damn many of us for the planet to support, assuming we haven’t trashed what’s left. As Vin already pointed, many of these people have already died of misadventure or are well on their way. I welcome and celebrate anything that helps keep the population under control, especially the population of fucktards.

7:39 am July, 7 Anthony LaBaglia said...

In a time when Vinnie Barbarino is one of our most accomplished actors, and Meathead and Opie Taylor two of our most prolific Producer/Directors, this doesn’t surprise me one fucking bit.

7:39 am July, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Even though this pic is 3 years old (good eye Vin Douchal) the foundation of poo has been laid and still goes strong into 2010 and beyond. Red mandana, kissy lip, porn star stache guy cracks me up.

7:44 am July, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Whisky-A-Go-Go, 2007 edition.

7:52 am July, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Mr White

Well said, no more hopelessness for me. I will continue THE MOCK in the hope that this type of nonsense will eventually be eradicated so future generations can walk the streets, stroll the beaches, laze by the hotel pools with out having to witness the douchosity of poo & bleeth.

8:01 am July, 7 Deltus said...

This photo shows both a good thing and a bad thing. They are the same. It’s having this much choadwank taintstain altogether in such close proximity. The bad part is this allows The Virus to mutate at a much faster rate than it would naturally in the wild. The good part, as has been pointed out, is that VD will have killed off most of these wastes of oxygen.

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Still, there was some nice boobage in there, Bleethed all to hell or not. Shame.

8:05 am July, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

This photo is the visual equivalent of The Brown Note. I must go change my pants for I am sitting in a warm pile of my own guts now.

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On the bright side…love him or hate him, Joe Rogan is on our side.

8:06 am July, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I can smell the Valtrex….

8:28 am July, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Excuse me while I bask in the glow of boobies.

9:02 am July, 7 One for the Choad said...

Does anyone else see a shot of a guy in a mandana and think, “Man, what a fucking sissy”? This is one of the most vile pictures I’ve seen on the site in a while. Burn it down, baby, burn it burn it down.

9:11 am July, 7 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Horacio on the right needs a kick in the huevos. Flamero in the middle needs to be neutered. Then and only then should the whole party be napalmed.

9:21 am July, 7 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Coincidentally, this is also what it feels like when Flamero pees.

11:00 am July, 7 creature said...

then Jeebus sharted

11:46 am July, 7 Fatness said...

I probably didn’t need to see the inside of a septic tank today…but here it is anyway.

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* urp *

12:11 pm July, 7 Wheezer said...

Never has a photo been titled better…..

12:33 pm July, 7 Baleen said...

Where the twelve year old martyr and his favorite vest when you need one?

2:33 pm July, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Our cat had worms one time. This picture reminds me of that time.

3:03 pm July, 7 Stephanie said...

I see the Bleeeth’s have a new fashion statement – torn T shirt with black bra reveal.

Works for me.

Sir, that’s just white trash…dump is about right. Gosh,why aren’t I bootlegging Ed Hardy clothing and making cash off of these idiots.

3:59 pm July, 7 DarkSock said...

Courtesy flush, please.

6:04 pm July, 7 Steve L. said...

wow. all the chicks in this pic are wearing sunglasses.

therefore, i deduce that they’re all bug-eyed.

7:58 pm July, 7 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

The. Sunglasses. Are. All. The. Same.

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!?

6:16 am July, 8 Anonymous 3:16 said...

to restate a common theme here (deservedly common) – nuke it from orbit…it’s the only way to be sre…

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