Tuesday, July 27, 2010

A Quorum Vote Has Been Called: Elizabeth for “Hall of Hott”

‘Bag Hunters have successfully petitioned for a cloture vote via quorum on the nomination of Elizabeth for a lifetime appointment to our hallowed Hall of Hott.

All may vote, with weighted votes going to those members of the Hall of Mock.

First appearing last week in Larry the Claims Processor Holds on to 45 For As Long as He Can, ambiguously Quartasian Elizabeth offers a body of pure suckle drink hott water splashing on a crest of mountain boobie ice cream rainbow humper pooper.

She is tasty, and clean, and pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain.

But tasty enough to make our hallowed Hall of Hott?

What’s your vote?

# posted by douchebag1
9:12 am July, 27 numbskull72 said...

YES for Jeebus’ sake. She smokes half the chicks already in the HOH.

9:12 am July, 27 Bag Margera said...

I understand this forums preference for brunette vixens. That being said, there are much hotter vixens out there. I vote no.

9:15 am July, 27 Bagnonymous said...

YES. No f*cking doubt. She’s in like a gas-powered Husqvarna motorized jelly-dong in Plinky’s mom’s giant flappy cooter.

9:15 am July, 27 armydouche said...

Is she hot? yes. Is she ‘Hall of Hott’ hot… sadly no…

9:15 am July, 27 bagsIndc said...

For godsakes yes. I would cash in my 401(k), savings account and selll all of my relatives for that one….

9:16 am July, 27 Anonymous said...

aye

9:18 am July, 27 melvil duchi said...

yes sir!

9:19 am July, 27 jonezy said...

she’s no surfer Kelly, but he is certainly a droopy scrotundea.
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I don’t care either way. Cynthia still has my heart, and I don’t even see her in the HoH.

9:20 am July, 27 Douchesquire said...

No. She’s hot, but not “Hall of Hott” hot.

9:22 am July, 27 Douche Ellington said...

An emphatic Yes

9:23 am July, 27 Anon said...

yes. she’ll fill out the natural bodied hott section of the hall nicely, just like she fills out that swimsuit.

9:23 am July, 27 UFO Destroyers said...

After a long and fruitful search of the HoH, I vote YES.
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If at least one current HoHer had to be voted off the island, it would have to be Hamster Hott to make room in my pants for Elizabeth.
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Elizabeth also nudges off Ass Not, Strawberry Cheesecake, the Pippette, and the Gator’s Boobie Hottie.
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Now to take care of the IOB.

9:25 am July, 27 retard said...

Attractive? Yes. Hott, no. But I like the fact that she doesn’t look like she has to pancake on the makeup to look good. And that body. Let’s just say that they haven’t yet made up all of the things I would to to her.

9:35 am July, 27 Dan said...

A thousand times, YES!

9:37 am July, 27 Fatness said...

After a long and painful (damn, those Wal*Mart tube socks are coarse…) examination of the current HoH inhabitants, the jury rules that Elizabeth meets the comparative test and is induction-worthy.

9:38 am July, 27 Anonymous said...

ney

9:38 am July, 27 Wheezer said...

Yes to Elizabeth’s Hall of Hott candidacy. Celebrations to be held in my bedroom.

9:38 am July, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

She is Hott and I say yes, she can replace Carly Hott

9:40 am July, 27 Crucial Head said...

As Baron Von Goolo so eloquently stated a few days ago, “it’s amazing that DB1 is making us wait this long before she’s inducted into the HoH.”
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Elizabeth belongs in the HoH, no question.
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It’s what John Wooden would have wanted.

9:41 am July, 27 massengill said...

As they say in Paris, “mais oui.”
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As we say in ‘Merica: FUCK YEAH!

9:41 am July, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Francine is getting ripped off like Bert Blyleven. If this chick is HoH then Francine deserves her own wing.

9:50 am July, 27 Bagnonymous said...

@ Vin D.: you’ll have to take sloppy thirds on Francine after Mr. Scrotato Head and me (or maybe “fourths” after Medusa is done tongue-punching her in the snuffbox). I’m not hurt that she’s not in the HoH–that way I’ve got her all to myself. And three others.
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(Sorry to hijack the thread, folks–you may carry on inducting the sweetness that is Elizabeth’s delectably natural kick-ass bod into the HoH.)

9:51 am July, 27 Euripidouche plucking her Ladyflower said...

you don’t fuck the face
but you have to face the fuck
you don’t fuck her face
but you have to face the fuck
you don’t fuck the face!

she’s in!

her face is a little pinched, and i would say that makes her borderline hoh(trying to have some standards)…but then again….

9:55 am July, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Yes. But not because I’d hit that like the 8th Air Force hit Dresden. But because I’d take her home to met Mom.

9:58 am July, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

As with all Halls of Fame, once you’re in, you’re in. There should never be a rush to vote and we should never feel bad for disqualifying hotts from entry because if an almost Hall Worthy hot gets it, the quality of all members is impacted.
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I agree with numbskull72 that Elizabeth is indeed much more gnaw-worthy than several of the tastey treats enshrined in the Hall of Hott. But that alone doesn’t validate entry. I for one was devestated and spent three months in a Mongolian rehab facility when my beloved obsession Francine was denied entry in the hall in ’09. My HMO paid for rehab but has refused carpal tunnel surgery on my right wrist. But in fairness, she was beaten out by Waxy McBrow’s Rachelle and what guy or gal with a pulse could argue with that call? She’s a goddess.
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The point is Hall of Hott must be confined to the very best…of the very best hotties to grace this site. Elizabeth’s got the body every woman could want, but her overplucked eyebrows and mousey features just don’t do it for me.
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Sorry Elizabeth, I have to vote no. Now, about that handjob…

10:01 am July, 27 mr.reeve said...

Since I am the hunter who “found” Elizabeth of course she gets a YES from me.

10:01 am July, 27 boatbutter said...

I’m for it.

10:02 am July, 27 Musicman said...

Totally agree…She needs to be in Hall of Hott…I would take her across the desert on my horse, and then I would beat the crap out of the Old Spice Guy, just to prove that I’m the ultimate man…

While we are on the subject of inducting Hall of Hotts, why don’t we put this girl in too?

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/12/jake-whatupguy-says-what-up-guy/

10:04 am July, 27 mehoff said...

The body is inductee material but unfortunately it ends there.

10:08 am July, 27 dbBen said...

She’s in fantastic shape, especially for her age. But the eyebrows and pool makeup lose me. If she can hold her own in a yearly category, then I’d support it, but if she can’t take anything in December, then she was in a weekly to remember…and to be forgotten.

10:09 am July, 27 The Baggernaut said...

No brainer… HALL of HOTT is where this fine young specimen belongs.

10:09 am July, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Musicman
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I would have commented sooner on the hottie you brought back to our collective conscious except I had to run down to Men’s Wearhouse for a new pair of pants. Damn you Premature Ejaculation!
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That thread was also an outstanding run. Where the hell are Sergeant Scrote Stain and Umplat Smackdown anyhow?

10:09 am July, 27 ehcuodouche said...

Yeah, given some of the other enrollees, I think she qualifies.

10:09 am July, 27 Scooby Douche said...

I vote yes, but only if you crop the photo to get that douchebag out of it. Then I can focus on her loveliness.

And who votes no? Are you blind? She is in the high nines, particularly all natural from head to toes.

And would I love to suck on those toes!

10:11 am July, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

…and Llamia for that matter.

10:12 am July, 27 Anonymous said...

YES. Without a doubt.

10:12 am July, 27 Deltus said...

Her body is slammin’, and natural, and the desire of all that survey it. Unfortunately, her face is not her body’s equal. It’s not even that it’s an ugly face, it’s just… ordinary, even a wee bit pinched. Sadly, she falls just short of my personal HoH standard. But only just. I second jonezy’s motion on Cynthia, though.

10:15 am July, 27 Musicman said...

@ Mr. Scrotato Head…

This Iron Maiden chick (let’s just call her that for now), she has more of a real world attainable hotness…she looks like she uses very little makeup as opposed to this girl..

Not that she isn’t Hall of Hott worthy (she certainly is)..but the Iron Maiden chick has a touch of real world factor.

10:18 am July, 27 the motley douche said...

I see no reason not to open the books for Elizabeth. Let it be done, DB1.

10:18 am July, 27 Douchble Helix said...

I’m afraid that the HoH may turn into baseball’s Hall of Fame. They’re all good, but only a few great ones are really deserving.

So, while Larry The Claims Processor is living the good life in America, and like with Patel, I would change places in a heartbeat, that’s not the criteria for the HoH.

I vote no, but nominate Renee.

10:19 am July, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Dont’ get me wrong. I would nuzzle that freckle under her right boob until she finally relented and tucked my head inside her bikini top and brought me home to meet her rabbi where we would drink tap water and argue the merits of peace in the middle yeast while Elizabeth slowly extracted all the credit cards from my wallet.
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But she would still have a mousey face
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I’m done. Carry on with the voting.

10:19 am July, 27 The Big LeBagski said...

YES.

10:20 am July, 27 Mad o'Douchivan said...

Body – yes, face – not so much. HoH vote: no.
Only perfection need apply.

10:21 am July, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Plus, we seem to over value the ‘virginity’ factor in our Hotts. They’re not.

But that is a bitchin’ bod, with nice pillows… change my vote to ‘abstain’, please.

10:26 am July, 27 Musicman said...

On an unrelated note, looks like Chad Kroger takes a shit on good music..

10:28 am July, 27 Wheezer said...

I’ll accept the results as long as the Jersey Shore douchebags aren’t ringing the bell to start the vote…..

10:30 am July, 27 Ümläüt Smäck Döwn said...

Ïf Ï häd ä vötë, ït wöüld bë:
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HöH.
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Ï löve thë möüsë löök. Nöw, whërë ïs Därksöck änywäy?

10:32 am July, 27 Justin said...

I like her…I don’t love her.

10:36 am July, 27 bigphatnotadouche said...

I’m withholding judgment until I see more pictures. I know DB1 is keeping some pictures back.

If no pictures are coming, then she is Hott but not HOH.

10:42 am July, 27 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I say yet again it looks like she’s storing something in her bikini bottoms, balls.

10:47 am July, 27 Douchey the Great said...

“I’m withholding judgment until I see more pictures. I know DB1 is keeping some pictures back.”

If there’s an asspear pic he better not be teasing us.

Oh, BTW yes to the HoH.

10:48 am July, 27 SenatorDouche said...

I vote Nay.

10:48 am July, 27 DoucheBigue said...

I’ll just cite Kool Aid: “HoH Yeah!”
She’s all I want and I want her all!

10:48 am July, 27 Douche Springsteen said...

aye.

10:50 am July, 27 Musicman said...

If she does have balls underneath, I’d be perfectly okay with it…she’s still hot as hell.

10:51 am July, 27 End the Haberdouchery said...

I vote no until I see a greater body of work. I’m still recovering from Francine’s cruel rejection from the HOH, at least she got a consolation from the HCwDB regs: A customized jelly dong from Darksock Enterprises and a set of sterling silver nipple clamps from Medusa.

10:57 am July, 27 Bryan said...

Not a chance…. from the neck down, she’s almost there though

10:58 am July, 27 Mr. White said...

I say Yes. These are done on a case by case basis, of course, but this chick is way hotter than Smearkat’s Anya, and she’s in, so I endorse Elizabeth by the transitive property of hottness.

11:00 am July, 27 Sack O Douche said...

Yes to HoH. Some of you are reaching with your reasons for no to HoH. This pic is enough for me.

11:01 am July, 27 Captain Garanichode said...

Being initially choked by tons-o-douche-nashery, hott provides a gentle crotch tingle when admiring her firm baby feeders and chowder bowl… I Vote YES on the HoH (even if just for the quick repair from bone killer choad-tard being in the same celluloid).

11:06 am July, 27 ToddJerad said...

I have seen far more hotts not make it into the hall of hot, so my vote is NO.

11:08 am July, 27 mr.reeve said...

@Musicman
Another reason to never turn the radio or whatever music channels exist these days on. The douche was strong in that video.

11:10 am July, 27 Tony Ventresca said...

YES, she must be included. And for the sake of Little Tony, will someone pleeeeeease find more pics of her.

11:10 am July, 27 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

After enthusiastiacally humping her discarded ice-cream sandwich wrappers and damn near dying for the privilege, I vote yes.

11:12 am July, 27 Douchy For a Day said...

Absolutely. That smoking body is all natural, not fake like many of the contenders. Hot, hot, hot.

11:16 am July, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

I am throwing my weight around with this as a Hall of Mock member, and saying if you don’t induct her, you’re a knucklehead, DB1. Besides, you posted the photo, you knew what sort of steam-heat she would generate with the grateful viewers. She’s an Arabian mare, full of grace and natural boobies and baby-bearing hips without extra fat and a smliey face and all sorts of good things, and we ask ourselves, “What is SHE doing with HIM?” Now, get on with it. She’s an “innie.”

11:17 am July, 27 One for the Choad said...

Fabulous body, but my vote is no. Not pretty enough.

11:18 am July, 27 Dicy said...

She’s kind of a butter face, so no.

11:21 am July, 27 Merle Baggard said...

smokin hot bod, but no.

11:24 am July, 27 Douchelips said...

No. Hall of Hott needs to be reserved for only those who show truly exceptional assets. Is she hott? YES! But not HOH worthy unfortunately….

11:27 am July, 27 Musicman said...

Woops..didn’t put the right video in…but yea you get the point.

11:58 am July, 27 Baleen said...

As always, vote with your dick. To the HoH.

12:03 pm July, 27 Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

I say yes to the HOH, on the condition you crop out Larry.

12:05 pm July, 27 Ultra Bagnus said...

A wholehearted yes! HoH immortality for Miss Elizabeth…

12:11 pm July, 27 let it bleeth said...

i would be more than proud to have elizabeth on my arm at the community pool swim team awards banquet.
yes to the HoH.

12:21 pm July, 27 douchie howser M.D. said...

she must play football for Penn State… great looking uniform, ugly helmet…. i vote no, the fact that we are even discussing her nomination and not Shoshanna from “tang” seems like a complete waste of time.

12:23 pm July, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nah. I would say yes, but one can not make that judgment call subjectively. Not while she’s standing next to a putrefied meat sack. Edith Massey would look hot when side-by-side with ol’ Liver Tits there.
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Sorry boss, I need a solo picture for comparative analysis. Preferably a nude one.

12:26 pm July, 27 creature said...

yep… I’ve already violated Bitsy’s Bits over a hundred times… HOH says I!

12:26 pm July, 27 menschenjaeger said...

Hott. Hott as the hotts of the hott that hott hott. There have been some sketchy inclusions into the HoH, but she’ll balance them out, with change. I would take her out for suicide wings and sing her The Love Theme from Star Trek while she used the insides of my eyelids as wet naps.

12:31 pm July, 27 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I think I just ruined a perfectly good pair of underwear.

I guess that is a roundabout way of saying Yes.

12:44 pm July, 27 creature said...

btw, Scrotato,

I’d face fuck the teeth out of Fran Drescher… anything to keep her from talking!

12:55 pm July, 27 uscrascal said...

aye, abso-fucking-lutely!!!!

1:19 pm July, 27 Claude Douchenburg said...

I can’t tell if she is hall of hott hot. I think being right next to such a hideous loser may be making her look hotter than she really is. Lets see a pic of her without the douche under her armpit. I don’t want to see him photo shopped out I mean gone complety gone like into outer space gone.

1:25 pm July, 27 douche bagel said...

big fat chubby yes!

1:29 pm July, 27 Sorta Damocles said...

I vote Yay…and I’m not going away until I fillibuster right on her chest.

1:47 pm July, 27 Douchebusters said...

Absolutely YES. That body is real!!!! smokes half the “cute” girls that already made the wall!

1:59 pm July, 27 Red Headed Woman said...

No.

2:11 pm July, 27 tballou said...

Elizabeth for Hall of Hott? A rhetorical question that answers itself merely by being asked. Yes! Yes! A thousand times Yes!

2:45 pm July, 27 Good Chief Geroniscrote said...

I Call her Lizzy Motorboat… Three thumbs up!!!

2:49 pm July, 27 doucheywallnuts said...

She is Hall of Hott worthy…

2:55 pm July, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Edith Massey for HoH!!!

3:00 pm July, 27 armydouche said...

cynthia is a FAR more deserving candidate… excuse me i need to find a towel to wipe up my drool…

3:19 pm July, 27 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I’d stick her in and by stick her in I mean stick her.

3:24 pm July, 27 scaradouche said...

Go directly to HOH. Do not pass go. Collect $200.00 from me, just for starters.

3:36 pm July, 27 darksock said...

Yes, even if she’s standing next to Billy Corgan.

3:57 pm July, 27 opie sardonicus said...

In and in again. She gots the squinky eyes. stet.

5:00 pm July, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

Nice bod, but not so sure about the rest. Pass.

5:04 pm July, 27 Turdfodder said...

She’s spank worthy but not HOH material.

6:16 pm July, 27 Steve L. said...

yes, yes, and yes for Hall of Hott.

6:44 pm July, 27 Douche Dastardly said...

I vote no and I’m with Mr. Scrotato and Vin on bringing Francine into the Hall. Not since Phoebe Cates in Fast Times has woman haunted my dreams. I know there is a line for her but I would happily wait my turn with a good book and stack of sanitary wipes in hand.

7:15 pm July, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

As much as I wanna snatch slap her with my tongue paddle, I’m gonna have to vote no. She’s a little too “done” for my tastes, i mean the makeup and all. The body is worth starting a war for. The face is adorable, but all that black crap around her eyes and those overdone brows kill it. That, and she’s allegedly ready for swimming, but she’s in full makeup and her hair is perfect. That points to high maintenance and insecure, despite being smoking hot. So, no on the HOH but yes on me melting in my panties like warm honey drizzled over those sweeeet, sweet boobies of hers.

7:25 pm July, 27 Bag That Ass Up said...

No. I don’t think she’s really even quartasian (just a scrunched-up nose), and the breasts – while more than I could ever hope to attain – are just a tad too droopy, too real for the Hall of Hott.

7:31 pm July, 27 Andy said...

absafrickadickalutely yes! we should build her a summer cottage in the hall of hot where she can live year round. in the immortal words of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet, “BABY WANTS TA F*CK”

7:46 pm July, 27 Marmadouche said...

I’d lick her and feed her a great big bone. Into the Hall of Hott she goes.

7:50 pm July, 27 numbskull72 said...

List of current H-O-H members that Liz leaves in her smokin’ hot dust:

Hamster
Scrotey Opie’s
Hourglass (come on, those of you calling Liz “Butterface”, you can’t even SEE HG’s face, not that you need too)
Jasmina
Stonebag’s (by a freakin’ mile!)
Veronica
Iceman’s Hott
Gator’s Boobie Hott
Blowtorch’s Hott
Iceman’s Maverick Hott (Nice pear, the rest…meh)
Carly Hott
Anya
Kathy
and 2/3 of the Lei Hotties.

If Liz doesn’t make it, there is no H-O-H.

9:02 pm July, 27 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Well said numbskull…while Cynthia seems to leave some folks a little raw (ahem), let’s be honest about the standards applied to already-inducted hotts…Elizabeth clearly makes it over the bar. Hot bod, and more than serviceable face….saul goode as Saul Goode might say.

9:58 pm July, 27 Cheesesock said...

Yes, definitely! This chick is more than worthy of the Hall of Hot. Perfect cum-belly, beautiful face…I’d eat a mile of her shit just to smell the hole it came out of.

12:23 am July, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

Now that she’s used her GHD hair straightener and is wearing that sexy pair of MBT Kisumu Sandals, I totally see it.
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HOH it is.

12:29 am July, 28 Chad Kroeger said...

Fuckimg spammers. I would GHD all over her splooge receptacle and beat him with the BMT sandals.

2:36 am July, 28 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

I think “Elizabeth” might actually be Miss October 2006 Jordan Monroe.

5:01 am July, 28 Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamscote said...

Mint body beat face. No!

5:25 am July, 28 I douche, therefore I am said...

Yes, plain and simple.

5:31 am July, 28 Istandouche said...

Great body but face is not up to HoH standards. My vote is no.

7:07 am July, 28 YA said...

YES!

8:37 am July, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Is that FLYTEETH standing there on her right rib? If he’s looking for TARMAL, he’s sure found it.

8:41 am July, 28 wireless g said...

elizabeth is a true _natural_ beauty rarely seen on this site. if mother nature herself took on human form and appeared in the gulf of mexico to clean up the oil with magic snowflakes, she’d look like elizabeth. not only does she belong. she’s top 3!

8:54 am July, 28 soy bomb said...

If you have to ask, the answer is usually “yes”.
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But tasty enough to make our hallowed Hall of Hott?
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YES. A thousand times YES!

9:09 am July, 28 ElderDouch said...

After a quick look at the Hall of Hotts I have to vote YES!! she is in the top third even with the store bought cans.

9:28 am July, 28 Tits McGee said...

Yes… because of that eyebrow raise…

12:32 pm July, 28 Chixdiggit said...

Hott, but no way is she Hall-worthy.

1:24 pm July, 28 Bagwood said...

Methinks them bazooties is real.

1:28 pm July, 28 Bagwood said...

but I concur with Medusa; not a natural beauty

2:39 pm July, 28 Crazed Aborigine said...

Oh hell yes. Post haste!

6:13 am July, 29 Thus Spake Zaradouchestra said...

Fuck yeah! Thats HOH ready. Damn fine white woman.

8:55 am July, 29 Gravy said...

hall of hot for the little Armenian princess

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