Thursday, July 15, 2010
Albino Harold
Sunlight may do permanent damage to his upper cutaneous layers, but that won’t stop Albino Harold from hitting on Pammy at the coolest bar in Ames, Iowa (well, the only bar in Ames, Iowa) on a Tuesday night at 7:42pm.
This looks like a photo negative of two dead oil drenched pelicans.
Together their two shirts say “SWINIER”.
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Yep, yep yep…apropos
They deserve each other. Either that or her gig is “Glass Collectin Gal” at Ames, Iowa’s coolest bar, where she can’t trust that Drinks Pourin Dude enough to leave her bag (not him) behind the bar.
This is a fine example of good old, corn-fed douchebaggery and bleethery. The look says douchebag/bleeth but with an underlying current of non-offensiveness that is rare these days amongst the pack.
She is Alexis Texas, and he just fell out of her big ol’ butt.
She just squirted out a baby recently and those glasses are connected to a breast milk pump.
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Harry’s all smiles because he tried that thing out on his taint and cocck. He’ll be smiling like that until the black and blue recesses
Is this actor Zack Ward, the bully from Christmas story?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2055/2175995487_4967ca11c8.jpg
as an adult
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3417806848/nm0911933
Seriously.
Incest is best when kept in the family.
It could be Zack Ward. I thought the same thing. Bad hair and shirt Zack. I liked you when you were getting your face bashed in by Ralphie. Bra Reveal is always a classy move Pammy.
Hmmm… I’m unimpressed by Albino Harold’s scrote level. He is headed that way, but may not have made it onto the douche Richter scale just yet. And personally I’m in favor of continuing the spread of any nascent bra reveal trend. Boobie reveal would be even better. 🙂
Zack has a longer nose. Also, Zack’s face is more asymmetric. VERY close, but not him.
Disembodied head in background says
“DUUURRRRRRR”
Ames is a state college town. There’s more than one bar. By a large margin.
she’s corn fed alright… as in she feeds her corn crib cobs over & over
try hitting up hot jogger girls at the local jogging trails on a blistering hot day, Albino Harold. it’s good for your health.
While the Shadow knows he can walk all over her head, he knows Harold’s noggin is a veritable obstacle course in spiked hair, head lice and Axe spray.
He could only be smiling like that because he just turned his vibrating butt plug to max.
It has long been the custom for young couples to wear identical shirts while strolling the farm equpment exhibits and the midway at the state fairs in the heartland; but wearing bleached hair that resembles white sweet corn, even the husks; and matching shirts in Pennsylvania Dutch fraktur is an exciting new level of exhibitionistionism.
Looks like the “O-face” guy from Office space
They rubbed their heads together and made bad blonde dye jobs. When their kids are born,they’ll look like film negatives.
This is the same guy that is flexing his muscles in the bathroom labeled “Magritte N’est Pas Une Douchebag,” I know for sure because I know the guy….