Friday, July 30, 2010

Brodie Says “Thanks for the Support Guise”

Workout enthusiast, master thespian, duck hunter and all around cunning linguist, Brodie, updates his Facebook account:

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pretty pleased with what i achieved, used to be a chubby lil f#cka now i like to think i’m doin alright. let me know what you think, drop me a pm if you wanna know what routine i’m on.

Monday — Chest + Abs + Cardio 30-45 Minutes

Wednesday — Back + Abs + Cardio 30-45 Minutes

Thursday — Legs + Abs + Cardio 30-45 Minutes

Friday — Shaulders + Abs + Cardio 30-45 Minutes

Saturday — Biceps and Triceps + Abs + Cardio 30-45 Minutes

FMF: thanks for the support guise, i’ve already had bout 5 or 6 pm’s so instead of replying to them all i will just post the routine that helped me slim and get ripped help.


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I saw Get Ripped Help open for Bad Brains in 1989 and they were awesome.

# posted by douchebag1
11:20 am July, 30 Justin said...

Nothing like a “support guise” to show who your true friends are.
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I thought “Get Ripped Help” was a drunken maid service.

11:22 am July, 30 Baleen said...

Guise, he needs to work his abs more.
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Bad Brains, the fuccen fiercest rasta hardcore this side of D.C.

11:22 am July, 30 Anonymous said...

Sweet…a Bad Brains reference. You ever see their ’82 CBGB DVD?

11:25 am July, 30 bigphatnotadouche said...

Why is the Hott kissing the Douche?
Is he holding her bag?
Is DB1 going to give us follow up early ASS Pear?

Inquiring minds want to know.

11:27 am July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

…i’ve already had about 5 or 6 pms…
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Brodie, you should really see a doctor about that.

11:30 am July, 30 Fatness said...

Shaulders?

11:32 am July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“PM”?
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Phriend Me?

11:32 am July, 30 Vin Douchal said...

The only thing I’d like to rip is a fart in his face while he’s on a bench working his shaulders.
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Seriously, people, is this generation that illiterate?

11:32 am July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Polyp Massage?

11:34 am July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Vin Douchal
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Y wld u sey that, u hatter

11:43 am July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Scrotato
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Pre-menstrual miscarriage

11:44 am July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

FMF?
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Fuccked MotherFuccker?

11:44 am July, 30 A-Douche-Ron-Ron said...

He carries a heavy burden on his “Shaulders”

11:46 am July, 30 Wheezer said...

Oh man, another fuccen Shithouse…..
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On that note, I’m off to work. Enjoy the pear!

11:49 am July, 30 08ArmyDoc said...

She’s not kissing him – her mouth was caught in the vacuum created by the empty space between his ears

11:49 am July, 30 Mr. White said...

FMF = failing mental faculties

11:59 am July, 30 Justin said...

Fellates Men Furiously

12:01 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fingers Muskrats Firmly

12:05 pm July, 30 douche bagel said...

fart means flatulence

12:06 pm July, 30 douche bagel said...

fat man fluffer

12:07 pm July, 30 Claude Douchenburg said...

He must be sporting a murse. (man purse) He probably keeps his shirt in it. I want to know what clubs these guys are hanging out in. Most places I go say “No Shoes No Shirt No Service”.

12:12 pm July, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Fabulously Manscaped Fag

12:13 pm July, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Fills Men’s Fartboxes

12:15 pm July, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Flying Monkey Feces

12:15 pm July, 30 Baleen said...

Furry Merkin Fragerence

12:16 pm July, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Fondles Men’s Fartboxes

12:17 pm July, 30 Baleen said...

French Maid’s Feces

12:17 pm July, 30 douche bagel said...

fucks mutton feverishly

12:19 pm July, 30 Baleen said...

Fingering Menstrual Fungus

12:19 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Finally Made Female

12:20 pm July, 30 douche bagel said...

fisting man fan

12:20 pm July, 30 Justin said...

Fondles Many Fratboys

12:22 pm July, 30 douche bagel said...

fucks many ferrets

12:22 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Douche Bagel
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Leave my ferrets out of this!

12:23 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Furry Mud Former

12:23 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Next thing you know Crucial will be trying to “manhandle” them.

12:23 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Floppy Meat Fluffer

12:24 pm July, 30 Bagnonymous said...

This guy is the fuccen MASTER of the homonym.

12:24 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Forced Man Fondling

12:26 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Filling Medusa’s Fanny

12:26 pm July, 30 douche bagel said...

fruit man forever

12:26 pm July, 30 Crucial Head said...

I take it that Tuesday’s and Sunday’s are reserved for receiving anal?
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Carry on.

12:28 pm July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Furry Masturbator Felcher

12:29 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Full Mouth Frappe

12:30 pm July, 30 Stephanie said...

See,it’s true! As soon as you focus too much on your shaulders and abs,biceps,triceps,and shit, your mind goes all stupid! That’s why he’s staring off into nothing….

He’s since changed his schedule:
Saturday — Biceps and Triceps + Abs + Gay Porn Masturbating + Cardio + Tattoo Sessions + 55-60 Minutes

12:31 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Friday’s Mindless Fritterings

12:37 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@ Stephanie
His schedule also supports the hypothesis:
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((Narcissm + Facebook) * Trust Fund) / Amount of minutes on iPhone plan = Size of poo in Gold’s Gym toilet
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Not being a scholar and all, I believe other ‘hunters can expand on this simplistic formula.

12:43 pm July, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Find my Fissure? Foul my Fissure? Found my Fissure?

Vin Douchal said…

“Seriously, people, is this generation that illiterate?”

YES!!!, it’s a sad state of affairs, and the sad part of it is that there is a thing called “Spell Check” that evidently they haven’t figured out how to use.

12:47 pm July, 30 douche bagel said...

frolicking man finder

12:52 pm July, 30 End the Haberdouchery said...

This guy is going to have lower back problems with all the ab strengthening. I guess that’s not a big deal though when you’re a Furry Marmot Fellator.

12:54 pm July, 30 doucheywallnuts said...

Wait, he forgot the “Abs+Abs+Abs” workout.

Really, this workout is earth-shattering stuff that is revolutionary and has only been seen and followed by about 3 billion idiots since the early 70s.

12:59 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Et Tu Douche^
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The problem is that too many rely on “Spell Check” as opposed to actually committing proper spelling (and grammar) to memory and, when necessary, using that hopelessly antediluvian thing called a dictionary.

1:30 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Penis Muncher

Farting Man Felcher

I’m in late.

1:31 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fellating Monkey Fuccker

1:32 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fabio’s Muff Fluffer

2:53 pm July, 30 Fenton Hardy said...

This is actually a pretty decent workout. He’s not overworking anything and giving different body parts adequate time to rest. This is the kind of 5 day split that will help you develop a good body without looking too freakish or feeling too tired.

3:46 pm July, 30 Douche Bauer said...

He forgot to add the workout to develop his brain. Eye gess “Hocked on Fonics” wuznt at tha libury.

3:53 pm July, 30 Douche Bauer said...

@Scrotato Head- Antediluvian? Let me use that in a sentence. Uncle and Ante Diluvian shake their heads sorrowfully when Brodie is over their house, because the former chubby lil f*cka is now a moronic less than chubby illiterate douchebag f*cka.

5:29 pm July, 30 Deltus said...

Has anyone notice her skull is really elongated out the back, like one of them aliens from the Alien movies?

6:08 pm July, 30 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Yes. Any support you may have noticed from me was indeed a guise.

6:15 pm July, 30 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

I think Helped Me Slim & Get Ripped Help was the full name of the band, but when Slim died of fruit bat fungus & the new singer was named Anus Chowder, they decided to just leave that part off.

8:42 pm July, 30 Steve L. said...

uh oh. what’s Medusa gonna say about cardio now?
lock your doors while you can, Brodie.

12:23 am July, 31 Sir David Douchenborough said...

“((Narcissm + Facebook) * Trust Fund) / Amount of minutes on iPhone plan = Size of poo in Gold’s Gym toilet”

Indeed, one must examine the parameters to these variables. The degree of small penis syndrome would certainly alter the function. Not to mention his chub guilt/insecurity factor. It will be hard to put this into a formal equation given the multi-dimensionality of this man’s douchebaggery. It occupies a large space in which there are many solutions.

And Abs every time? I suppose he has not picked up a health magazine or talked to a personal trainer, ever. But then again, most of these choads don’t. Good luck with all those imbalances. I am sure the ladies will enjoy your walking around as if though you have water cooler jugs under your arms and hunched over like a hunchback because you ‘were trying get jacked and up your bench.”

11:19 am July, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I nlove it when a hot chick and a douchebag are featured in a Blue Light Special.

It’s just so K-Marty.

2:51 pm July, 31 Douches Wild said...

An Epic Putz. I only wish I had shoes to match the Bag.

3:29 pm July, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

FMF = Full Monty Friend

10:17 am August, 2 Captain Garanichode said...

Play meatpuppets with other tatdouches… 300 calories

5:06 pm August, 2 Jenny said...

you guys make fun of him but theres a reason he gets hot girls like that.hot girls like equally hot guys so go on about how he is a homo, if you lard asses wanna get with a hot chick you should follow his notes there.

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