Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Creepy Bongo Hoverguy

A creepy bongo hoverguy hitting on aging but still sexy milfy mom types who look like they’ve been bongoed a few times back in the day usually wouldn’t usually be enough to make the site.

But I’m fascinated with an appearance by Rareass Yellow Cup.

Perhaps it’s a sign.

Tomorrow, none of us drink soda.

# posted by douchebag1
1:13 pm July, 21 Ritz said...

Yellow cup and firm D-Cups

1:15 pm July, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

Wow. It’s like college douche on steroids. I grew up in simpler times.

1:15 pm July, 21 End the Haberdouchery said...

I would perform a twenty minute bongo solo on dark blue over there.

1:18 pm July, 21 bigphatnotadouche said...

I’m playing with my boingo right now looking at the cougar in blue.

1:22 pm July, 21 douche bagel said...

why do i have the urge to gnaw on blueberries?

btw i wanna kick hari krishna in the nuts

1:30 pm July, 21 Wheezer said...

Oh my, those MILF cougar boobies….. (drools)

1:33 pm July, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Uh Boss, I’m gonna have to disagree with the MILF assessment. Titsy McBoobalot on the right is trying to relive her youth by spending all her ex’s money on the parts she didn’t have about 40 years ago. Her friend has a 6 head. I hear they show movies on it every other Sunday in the park. And as for Baboo the Bongoboy I believe one good shot from a Doc Marten would do the trick. He’ll be pickin’ splinters from his urethra for a month afterwards. I’m assuming Mr. White is either (a) producing a set of infectious drink-ware for the douche crowd or (b) left a “present” in the cup for the douche to drink later.

1:34 pm July, 21 Very Anonymous said...

Criminy! Sweet son of Buddha and Ali Baba’s forty thieves. Those luscious breasts on the right are spectaculatious and glorious and magnificensual. I need them. I desire them. I yearn to surprise this woman as she walks down dark alley where she wouldn’t recognize me and present myself in an unseemly matter. For pretends, of course.

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Greatest regards,

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Maxwell D. Ricklebacher

Programs Analyst

Southern California Edison

Irwindale Branch, 4th Floor

Cubicle 7C

1:35 pm July, 21 Eliza Douchecoo said...

She may have Michael Jackson’s nose but everything else looks good…”do not go gentle into that good taint”, or something like that, Dylan Thomas knows what I’m talking about, she’ll rock your world.

1:40 pm July, 21 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Awww geez Mom!

1:48 pm July, 21 creature said...

MILF’s are in my wheelhouse… these two could make a creamy creature sandwich… bring a tub of baby wipes

1:50 pm July, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

“Titsy McBoobalot on the right is trying to relive her youth by spending all her ex’s money on the parts she didn’t have about 40 years ago”

I couldn’t of said it better, depraved MILF while crazy, can be tons o fun if you ever get the chance to tangle with one. WTF is with Bongo boy and how did he show up at the party???

1:58 pm July, 21 Eliza Douchecoo said...

The singer got the hottest chick, the lead guitar guy got a smoking little hottie, the bass player got Boobsy on the right, the bongo player gets what’s left. Never let it be said that bongo players get the sweetest tail at Bob’s pool parties.

1:59 pm July, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

Joan Rivers on the right there needs to quit. And by quit I mean park those blouse cannons on my face STAT.

2:01 pm July, 21 scrotum pole said...

Bongo Boy is putting on a brave face, but he’s really becoming suspicious.

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Ever since the divorce, and subsuquent breast augmentation, Mom has been showing more and more of her boobs, and flirting with his peers.

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He’s really troubled by the fact that Mom and his best bud, Tony both dissappeared for about thirty minutes.

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When Mom returned, Bongo Boy asked her, where she had been, and what was dribbling down her chin?

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She just told him to mind his own business and blurted out, “It must be mayonaise!”

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At which point, both she and Tony burst out laughing.

2:02 pm July, 21 Steve L. said...

what are we gonna drink tomorrow, if not soda?

are we just gonna drink from the breasts of highly delectable MILFs. HUH?!

who knew i have a capacity for wishful thinking?

2:10 pm July, 21 chaserofthehott said...

I gotta give a notta douche to the young cub. As for the dark blue mama on tha right. I LOVE YOU! Will you marry, spend all my money on botox and plastic surgery, just to run away with a younger guy in about ten years? PLEASE?

2:12 pm July, 21 Troy Tempest said...

Barbie McBoobs on the right is a former porn actress. She quit because her cooter got callouses and started shredding the pork swords in her hobnailed hoo ha.

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The one on the left was a fluffer.

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Bongo boy is just waiting for a queef.

2:22 pm July, 21 mr.reeve said...

Bongobag can be seen on a daily basis at the Venice Beach area in a drum circle. Quite the mixture of hippie, douche and hipster bags. Worth checking out sometime.

As for the MILFS, you are all full of shit if you say you wouldn’t stick your twinkie in their hohos. LIARS!!!!

2:26 pm July, 21 Vin Douchal said...

I bet MILFy White Shorts taco tastes like, uh, tacos. I’d eat it with King Taco red sauce

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This here next photo makes me thirsty and horny.. does that make “Thornsty”? :

2:30 pm July, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin ^

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I think it makes you “horsty”.Alternate spelling “whoresty”. Try to work it into everyday conversation and see how it goes.

3:02 pm July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I agree that the hostility towards the 30-45 chicks is wasted.

Mrs. Kroeger is likely out with a douche hitting on her while I wait for the last of the mover teams to get to the new digs. She knows who pays the bills and slaps her buttage areas. My name is The Reverend Chad Kroeger and I am a Milfoholic.

My Church does not endorse this message and still encourages lustful lickage and fucleability of all women/girls if legal. Who do I agree with? Wheezer?

4:02 pm July, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Actually , that delicious MILF looks like Jennifer Braff from that dating show a few years back where dudes could pick between cougars and cubs, whatever it was called . She’s a model and works for the L.A. Lakers.

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There’s a kajillion photos of her HERE

4:03 pm July, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Also, she’s 51 years old. FIFTY FREAKIN’ ONE YEARS OLD

4:09 pm July, 21 massengill said...

Foster’s makes me thirsty for beer that doesn’t taste like koala piss.

4:15 pm July, 21 mr.reeve said...

Foster’s blows and hopefully so does Jennifer Braff. YIKES!!! Nice one.

4:19 pm July, 21 Horace Dangleballs said...

MILF… it does a boner good.

4:39 pm July, 21 Douchelips said...

I think this photo is worthy even without rare ass yellow cup. Although old yellow is a good addition, the MILF on the right’s boobies are enough to make any good man dream of a motorboat. And bongo boy just got back from the jam session where the underage hotts gave him the shaft, so he has to try his D game on these two he found hitting on the band.

8:40 pm July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Vin

If she is 51, I am a horny chihuahua in the custody of Jebus et al.

8:42 pm July, 21 Darksock said...

He’s banging on them bongos like a crimped pansy

8:48 pm July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Misses Kroeger has until Christmas to look like Jennifer Braff. Yeeeeeoucccchhh. My boner is interrrrrrupting my typppinggg.

8:54 pm July, 21 Stephanie said...

The only action he gets is that bongo touching his pee pee.

The only beating he’s doing is on his bongo.

9:33 pm July, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Let’s just say I have logged a few hours watching milfs in action on the old interwebs. Blue shirt would be a welcome addition. Her little friend, not so much.

11:18 pm July, 21 DB Sweeney said...

Rename the site to cougars with fucktards.

2:49 am July, 22 tall guy said...

Creepy Bongo Hoverguy looks a bit like Tim Farriss, guitarist from 80s band INXS. Also, Titty-titty Cougar in blue is entirely fuckable.

5:39 am July, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Looks like comedian Jim Norton has a new gig.

5:55 am July, 22 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I think bogoboy looks like Jamey Jasta from Hatebreed…only on steroids.

6:06 am July, 22 Sack O Douche said...

I say bang the bongos Hoverguy and I’ll bang the MILFs with my fore arm! Git sum!!!!!

8:40 am July, 22 Deltus said...

Hot MILFs with something to prove to themselves make the world a better place. Because guys who look like me can then have sex with women with boobs like that. And I’m all about that.

2:05 pm July, 22 elchingon said...

Cream pie that cougar, after a blasting session of three holes

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