Friday Haiku
Sproing-hair, like space schlong.
Melvin’s wild years soon past.
But boobies abide.
This yeasty cod piece
Symbolic superstar scrote
Reluctant hots pose
— The Baggernaut
Murton in new sect
“hari hari krishna krishna poo”
armadillo ass
— Creature
Cormac McCarthy
Time to send Judge Holden in
To take a douche scalp
— Vin Douchal
Leopard hott needs to
declare independence from
the Red, White and Douche
— dknutty
Steve’s joke is pure corn
He ain’t no Texas Longhorn
But are his gals shorn?
— saulgoode42
Blonde Trisha consoles.
Boobies speak of brighter morn’s.
And navel concurs.
— Amerigo Vesdouchey
Mohawk Melvin mugs
Milf mammaries. Mexico
Mulls mass migration
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Red neck’s mohawk flag
Surrounded by two hots
I smell Skoals & Budweiser
— mr.reeve
In San Antone, they’ll
Remember the Alamo
by shaving his head.
— Wheezer
South Padre Island?
“Everything’s big in Texas”?
Dallas the Phallus
I think Manfred Mann said it best:
Blinded by the blight,
wrapped up by a douche,
‘nother rooster in the light.
The shirt says “Woody’s”
Hair attempts to yell “Texas!”
Mankind responds, “BARF!”
Indy-Penance Day:
No tats or smirk, but he should
Say “sorry” for hair
Gulf spill bad enough;
“Houston, we have a problem”:
it’s “peeweecockking.”
In San Antone, they’ll
Remember the Alamo
by shaving his head.
This yeasty cod piece
Symbolic superstar scrote
Reluctant hots pose
Ass hole or douchebag?
Mohawk doubles as state flag
Shoot him, salute him?
Steve’s joke is pure corn
He ain’t no Texas Longhorn
But are his gals shorn?
Near sighted fuckwad
Bad bling and worse hairstyle choice
Soon blonde spy says, “Nyet”
Leopard bikini
meets leprous fauxhawk douchewank;
my skin is crawling
Massive mohawk ain’t
The only thing rising here
Woodys? We got ’em
Melvin plays the bass
Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute band
Can’t you smell that smell ?
Pudgy blonde leopard
Penicillin poster boy
Blind brunette tranny.
Texas should secede
Make a law to kill this douche
and save the fair bleeths
Sweet mother of hurl.
Lone star ‘bag ruins my morn’.
Sharkbag is impressed.
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Blonde Trisha consoles.
Boobies speak of brighter morn’s.
And navel concurs.
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-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Red neck’s mohawk flag
Surrounded by two hots
I smell Skoals & Budweiser
Mohawk wins ladies
Loses jobs. On weekdays reads
Will work for hair gel
Two girls one douchebag
Deep in the heart of Texas
Is that ex-prez Bush?
30-year-old MILFs
give Padre a last try; learn their
husbands “aren’t so bad.”
Thelma and Louise
will gladly drive off a cliff
to escape this poo
Hair screams “Look at me!!”
Ladies won’t stay long. Lone Star?
More like Alone Star
Leopard hott needs to
declare independence from
the Red, White and Douche
Texas hand gun law
Says everyone can carry
He’s got two minutes
They knew he was poo;
all doubt removed when he said,
“Hi, I’m from Brownsville.”
Quick! Sweet brunette, docuhe
Is looking the other way,
Run into my arms!
Blah typos… douche*
Mohawk Melvin mugs
Milf mammaries. Mexico
Mulls mass migration
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A throwback to last week.
Had solid haiku
Then Dicy shows up…it goes
Blue cleavage distracts
release POW
Hanoi Jane & Sharon Stone
have seen better days!
Tattered Texas flag
Not fit to fly. Should be burned
Oh, and the douche too
Milfs should know better
Preening douche cocks are all show
Hair is all that’s hard
House is on fire
The girl on right looks like
Hot Lisa Cuddy
Cormac McCarthy
Time to send Judge Holden in
To take a douche scalp
“Hey, y’all like longhorns?”
asks Mitch; ladies just chuckle.
They know all the bull.
Lethal injection
not cruel or unusual
for Lone Star douchebag
Murton in new sect
“hari hari krishna krishna poo”
armadillo ass
Hair allows excuse
No shower for days on end
Next up is dreadlocks
Melvin’s slick version
“Texas Ass Hat” all the rage
No one cares so far
Luckenbach, Texas,
population 3; this is
why it’s a ghost town.
Not feelin’ haiku…..
not much different from most days,
but this should be cake…..
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Hair like that should be
inspiring some good stuff, but
I’m mangling badly.
I don’t agree , Wheez
7:32 Haiku
Is front page worthy
Thanks, Vin, but I think
if I make front page, it’s by
default; numbers down.
Brownsville’s Club Choada
“Scrotin’ in the Boys’ Room” for
hours to get hair right.
Lone Star stench taints hotts
Douche in the Heart of Texas
Please, let him secede
Boss sympathetic;
read my haiku, then wished he’d
skipped this week, not last.
Fuccen summer school
teaching prevents haiku fun.
Be back in 3 weeks.
@Wheezer
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Dog days of Summer
Are weighing on baghunters
Time for vacation
Could be, Scrotato,
but Boss hinted at something
else in Hardy post
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Haiku numbers down
Has complacency set in?
‘Hunters are elsewhere…..?
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We used to get more
than one hundred haiku in
an hour with much ease.
Work equals Crucial
Haiku fail again – maybe
Next week I’ll be here.
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Lone star state of mind
If by ‘star’, you meant brain cell
But Texas sized boobs.
He had to work hard
For such spectacular suck
Next time jheri curl
better than ass pear
more delicious than ripple
click the link, behold
http://www.pinstripemag.com/2010/07/lily-cole-rosie-huntingtonwhiteley-patricia-schmid-yasnub-lebon-tuuli-shipster-lianna-fowler-and-kat.html
Though mostly a myth
Scalping was practiced at times
Here they missed a spot
The numbers are down
Ennui sets in…WAKE UP FOLKS!
This is how Rome died.
“BURN THE FLAG”, they yell.
But then this douchebag walks up.
“BURN THE FAG”, they yell.
Recent lapse in posts
Can be easily explained:
June Rehab discounts.
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Clinics, not the club.
Baghunting hurts the liver,
Gouges the mind’s eye.
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Veteran hunters
Strain, sweat at the urinal;
Red pee trickles forth.
Deep in the heart of
Texas a long-horned cow weeps
for a true red bull.
Perhaps….Olestra/Douche Haiku challenge?
Olean-made hair gel
Stiffens his butt-crust hair flag;
Brown star of Texas
Remember the Al-
amo, forget the ass-hat:
Texas’ troubling times.
That’s gonna be one sweet comb over in 20 years.
Yellow Rose and Black
Beauty know they’re true Texas
beauties: flag head, NOTT!
Yeasty hands on hotts
His red, white and blue hair vane
Made from nylon poo
Olestral movement
Shivers his teeny timbers
Makes hair stand up straight.
This douchebag embibed
Olean flag, then took dump
Cleaned bowl with his hair.
Douche-hat needs to be
whipped with ten-gallon hat and
rattlesnakeskin boots.
In Texas always
Look behind you, ‘cuz that’s where
Anal Ranger is.
Deep in the fart of
Texas, a yellow rose is
Shat uponst by chode.
Oleanna and
Santa Ana, Lone Star State!
Gee-awhhh! San Antone!
In the Lone Shart State
Olestra will reign supreme
Brown showers rain down.
Olestra’s sweet tune
Echos in porcelain throne
Makes perfume for skunks.
Five-pointed star on
hair requires a six-shooter.
Ten…nine…eight…seven…
When Mohicans take
tribal issues to Texas,
they get the “treatment.”
Davey Crockett wore
coonskin cap; Ass-Rocket wears
shark-fin dyed clap-trap.
Ramifications
of viewing “The Scream” are high
and wide for Texans.
Dagwood Bumstead wept
to see his son Alexander
go Texas douchebag.
Mexican cartels
might be driven back by the
sight of this twat-head.
All smiles now ’til
Sweet Olestra accident
Leaves mohawk flaccid
Douche-head is only
two-star, hair and scalp; hotts get
five-star boobs rating.
Ocelots and jag-
uars declined douche photo-op:
leopards were called in.
Disguised as leopard,
cougar makes hair-raising move
on Texas bobcat.
Suppressed Olean chips
Denied exit through brown-eye
Sprays from skull instead.
Bag a scrote,
Mr T needs hair his back
Fuck you shit sandwich
Bag a scrote,
Mr T needs his hair back
Fuck you shit sandwich
Age old question in
Texas: Are you steer or queer?
Douche has no answer.
MILF mom and friend pose
with retarded step-child. Wish
gun laws were more lax.
A single Nolan
Ryan fastball to his head
would make Texans proud.
Missed out on today,
but its alliteration
time for Margera.
Blonde Babe’s bigger
boobs bug bothered brunette, but
bastard busts boner.
Texas razorback
afflicts Hotts with boarish ‘tude,
and Grieco swine flu.
This picture is proof that these women’s attraction has nothing to do with their muscles or their tans, but is simply a function of how ridiculous they look.
Sorry I’m not good with the haiku when I look at this stuff.
Raise the flag slowly
Our culture is sadly broken
Penis sticks hott
if not Texas if
there’s no cactus rammed into
this douchebag’s anus.
IT’S not Texas if
there’s no cactus rammed into
this douchebag’s anus.
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grrr…
Gulf oil disaster
spawns new petrolates hair gel
brand: Marlin’s Sailfish.
“So, I was sitting at my friends’ place, trying to figure out what to do after he finishes fucking my mouth, when it hits me…….I should spike all of this dirty hair straight up, and paint it to look like a symbol of Texan gay pride! Genius!!! The added bonus was that when Bruce came all over my face, we mixed it with the white paint to make the star!” – Melvin the fagbag