Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Froggy Puts a Wart on Lily’s Butt

And somewhere, deep in the grassy tree lined hills of outer Monrovia, a woodland fawn sheds a single tear for the future destruction of the natural world.

For Froggy has dishonored the purity of the Ass Pear.

And the Gods will not be so forgiving this time.

# posted by douchebag1
11:33 am July, 6 Fatness said...

Uh oh, Froggy. If you touch ’em they want an extra $100…

11:34 am July, 6 MoeDouche said...

That’s it man! I just can’t take this turd touching this fine ass. She may be a bleeth but his presence is just rancid.

11:48 am July, 6 tall guy said...

After the sight of Emo knobwrench Nick made me almost vomit my raisin toast & coffee breakfast, the holy vision of Lily’s fine arse appears, by comparison, only slightly soiled by the hands of Froggy da hat-tiltin douche. Hall of Hott material? I’d need more evidence. Hall of Spank? Morning glory…

11:53 am July, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

For every douchebag that despoils ass pear, God smears another pelican with BP oil.

You may think I’m making a joke, but by my cosmic karmic calculations, it indeed works out perfectly.

11:55 am July, 6 Douchble Helix said...

BTW, the fat chick face dance video from Friday is working today.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/28/woman-face-plants-while-w_n_627934.html

12:12 pm July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“This doesn’t feel nearly as nice as that Thai boy’s ass that I have locked in the closet.”

12:13 pm July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“How am I supposed to pee in such a tight space with my 1″ weenus?”

12:17 pm July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her look of disappointment speaks volumes.

12:21 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

The thrill is gone from their butt-peeing…

12:21 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

Maybe she’s crapping in his urethra.
.
That is kinky.

12:47 pm July, 6 smackdouche said...

Why do I see whigger Dale Earnhardt jr. here?

1:12 pm July, 6 End the Haberdouchery said...

Fleeting are these years before she starts working at a day care and puts on 89 lbs and he works as a auto mechanic until he gets fired for his increasing Oxycontin addiction.

1:16 pm July, 6 Deltus said...

I want to punch him all the more. Rage boiling…

1:53 pm July, 6 elgin bail her said...

He’s toggling his lil’ joystick inside her cavernous butthole. A butthole that’s seen more cocksfights than a ring alongside a dusty Tijuana alley.

2:13 pm July, 6 Marmadouche said...

He’s just a bad-ass mutt with his mitts on her bum, and I’m ready to take him down and that shredded dog-toy hat of his, too.

3:01 pm July, 6 Merle Baggard said...

This makes me angry. And why am I always suprised that these women will take these kind of photos? Are there that many stupid, sluttly, mildly hot women in the world?

3:18 pm July, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wheegro trash is the worst kind and the previous Vishnu of Surburbia makes me cringe for humanity.

3:53 pm July, 6 massengill said...

I realized why Froggy here looks so familiar: he tried to sell me a steering wheel cover at Pep Boys.

4:11 pm July, 6 armydouche said...

oh froggy, if you are prepping for a weekly you are gonna have to try harder, and by harder i mean… well i’m not sure what i mean, but so far you have shown me you can’t douche your way out of a wet paper bag. try more hand gestures, balnkstares, tribal tats and possibly a wristdanna… or multipul rings especially thumb rings Oh yeah THAT’S how to ‘bag!

5:37 pm July, 6 Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, this gut wrote the 1997 best-seller “The Care and Cleaning of your Crack-Pipe”. He has since moved on to smoking copius amounts of meth.

No, really, just look at him. This dude’s a fiend.

6:35 pm July, 6 Steve L. said...

that is one wart that will not go away for a long fucking time.

11:10 pm July, 6 Baleen said...

Froggy got that hat after spending twenty bucks on skee ball at Chuck e Cheese.
.
Her face looks like a docking port.

6:36 am July, 7 mr.reeve said...

Yep, Lilly is a stripper as suspected. Good job Froggy. Enjoy all the cum, candy body spray and glitter you now have on yo ballin pants dawg!!!

8:10 am July, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Froggy’s actions are a crime against bleeth-manity….

11:10 am July, 7 creature said...

she’ll appearing soon on RedTube

12:17 pm July, 7 aceydouchey said...

She may be a bit of a butterface, but she has just the right back curve that makes the angels weep. Too bad she has been tainted by that asswipe

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