Saturday, July 3, 2010

Gino the Ginny Hits Jones Beach

Gino’s been around for awhile, and is trying to cash in on the “ironic” douchebaggery in the wake of The Jersey Shore, but this is still kinda amusing, with quality editing genius, on this weekend holiday with so many ‘bags at the beach.

# posted by douchebag1
11:03 am July, 3 tall guy said...

Gino (from MySpace) is quite the celebrity. Mind you he does have the PR talents of old ‘bag Marty to propel him into the cyberspace celebrity dimension.

A serious question: was the footage shot on the Jersey Shore? I’m planning my US trip thinking of where to and/or where not to go.

11:05 am July, 3 creature said...

Jones Beach = human garbage dump

11:15 am July, 3 Stephanie said...

Gino will grow up retarded like the rest. I never heard of this no talent mini…he ought to make sure to get through high school and maybe he can be in the service industry,you know…cutting lawns…stuff like that.

11:15 am July, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

Beach bags have beach balls: inflated, salty and full of beach lice.

11:18 am July, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

Anything to keep the sharks away….too bad, just when we need them.

11:29 am July, 3 Troy Tempest said...

Fuck this planet – what a jip-joint. Thousands of bags and bleeths just sitting there SITTING THERE collecting skin cancer, and what does the planet do? Nothin’.

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Where’s a fuckin’ tsunami when you need one?

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Yarf. Hurl.

12:36 pm July, 3 Baleen said...

It’s like some deep level of Hell in Dante’s “Inferno”. Christ, we might as well call in the drones or some Apache copters while they’re all in one place. Fuccen gross.

2:21 pm July, 3 Douchble Helix said...

I hate you, DB1.

2:40 pm July, 3 Anonymous said...

I saw this last week someplace and it made me ill then too. I am with you guys, Troy and Baleen. Bring on a Tsunami and clean up with the Apaches.

2:44 pm July, 3 Steve L. said...

Gary Coleman’s ashes just breathed a sigh of relief as someone else has finally come forward to claim the title of “Douchiest Child Actor Ever”.

3:52 pm July, 3 Just Sayin said...

Ginny? Ginny is short for Virginia. It’s GUINEA. As in guinea wop bastard.

5:11 pm July, 3 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Wait a minute. What the freck did I just watch?

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And the term “Myspace celebrity” means dick shit these days. The only people that peruse Myspace anymore are bands and black people, and I’m sorry, but that’s the truth.

5:13 pm July, 3 Jaques Doucheteau said...

@ Whoop-di-douche 11:15,

Don’t you mean “beach crabs”?

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Or maybe it was “beach chlamydia”…

5:31 pm July, 3 Anonymous said...

yo asshole, any moron can see that this video has been online since early 2007, but cool try, attempting to make him out to be a poser, when he was the trend setter before my new hair cut, proceeding the Jersey Shore…sometimes, I really think ur a fat kid in ur basement just imagining ways to hate on shit u didn’t come up with first.

7:53 pm July, 3 Steve L. said...

yo pedophile, any moron can suck Gino’s infantile penis since early 2007.

now go back to sucking Gino’s cock like the good pedophile that you are. hey i’m sorry that sucking the cocks of fat kids in their basements didn’t work out for ya, but at least you have Gino, right?

7:56 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Not a chance. In no way am I clicking play on this bullshit.

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I’d rather suckle all twelve of my dogs nipples than watch this…

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@ Anon @ 5:31

Fuck you. With a rusty toilet plunger. Up your arse. Idiot

9:17 pm July, 3 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I was going to try to say something witty about Jones Beach, but I just can’t. It has the ability to be one of the greatest beaches in the tri-state area and it probably is, if you could just get rid of all the fucking trash from Long Island and NYC. Fuck all of these piece of shit Guido assholes and their stupid fucking douchebag friends. Man, tough to mock something when it hits so close to home.

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And this coming from a guy who grew up on Longuyland.

9:49 pm July, 3 Guid is Good said...

Guido irony?

Don’t get some.

7:03 am July, 4 Voulez-vous doucher avec moi? said...

I remember the first time (and only time) I went to Jones Beach. I was literally stunned at the display of douchebaggery going on there. Amazed that so many of these guys thought they looked good. This was long before I was ever aware of this site, or else I could have taken 10 minutes’ worth of pictures that would have been 6 months of entertainment here.

8:36 am July, 4 Wheezer said...

Hey, have a safe and happy Fourth you drunken bastiges! And to all the baghuntresses, I want you to be taking lots of pics of yourselves in your bikinis and posting them as avatars.

11:25 am July, 4 C.G. said...

is that a beach or a dirt parking lot?

“yo Gino. Gino, where’s the friggin’ water already?! aaaaye.”

we need to neuter Staten Island.

8:56 am July, 5 Deltus said...

The Herbie Hancock makes this video almost watchable. Almost.

8:51 pm July, 5 Anonymous said...

lol yo steve l, all im saying is why do u gotta make shit up to enhance ur website, when u could just do actual research and find real current d-bags. its a low blow discrediting that kid, when he was one of the innovating ideas for shows like the jeresy shore. dont be calling the kid a poser, thats just hating, and bullshit propaganda. i remember a guy that use to do the same thing for financial gain, we called it propaganda, and his name was adolf hitler

6:38 am July, 6 mr.reeve said...

I see some Jones Beach regulars commented on the video. The video was lame. So are all the idiots in the video. Male and female alike. Thank you dad for moving to California prior to my birth.

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