Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy July 4th!

To my fellow Americans, happy 4th!! To the rest of the world, sorry about Snooki. And to Canadians, Justin Bieber sucks.

Here’s a clip that is yet more from the avalanche of uncredited HCwDB “inspired” douchebag comedy bits that makes your humble narrator itchy and annoyed (alls I ask for is a link/credit). This video came out late last year, but it is somewhat amusing. So hells, lets go for it on July 4th as a public service message.

That being said, major loss of points for mentioning the craptastic “The Dirty” instead of HCwDB.

# posted by douchebag1
9:34 am July, 4 Canadiandouchehunter said...

You think your telling us something we don’t already know with the Bieber comment ? Dont assume all Canadians think he’s great. He’s more of an embarrassment to this country. Personally I’d love to fish slap the taste right out of his Jr. Douche bag mouth.

9:47 am July, 4 DoucheBigue said...

Oh my… I only looked at the first few seconds and got annoyed enough by that pooey bleeth talking that I stopped it there.

She actually reminded me of Mr. Hankey but without the fun or the wits.

10:17 am July, 4 Mr. White said...

You still in New England, DB1? Come on down to Boston. We’ll fight BostonDouchebag, and I’ll split the $10,000 with you, 50/50. Then I’ll let you buy me a brew as part of your penance re: Snooki.

10:26 am July, 4 Troy Tempest said...

The bleeths are as bad, as previously noted in any posts.

Example: this chick with AXE tattooed on her rack. No. shit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/03/larissa-riquelme-naked-pl_n_634886.html

11:37 am July, 4 Wheezer said...

Troy, look closer: her other boobie has “I HATE” tatted in flesh-colored ink. Seriously.

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That’s what I keep telling myself anyway…..

11:48 am July, 4 tall guy said...

Yeah, she’s a “nasty” girl…

12:04 pm July, 4 Troy Tempest said...

@Wheezer-

Sorry dude – you’re hallucinatationing or somethin’. There’s no “I HATE” on her other boobie. Sorry dude. she’s Bleeth. Stage 4. Hard core. Dumbass. Stupid. Bleeth. With a very nice rack.

12:22 pm July, 4 Troy Tempest said...

Well, heroes are born, but heroes die.

I just found out that Skweezy is a professional actor.

I was hoping he was just some nitwit douchebag pretending to be more of a douche than he is, but, no.

sigh.

It’s 3.20 PM. I think I’ll start drinking now.

12:30 pm July, 4 Wheezer said...

Dang, and I was hoping the Grieco virus hadn’t hit Paraguay. She is so cute here…..

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Well, more soccer pear might help me get over this.

12:39 pm July, 4 DarkSock said...

Under “AXE” it says

“AND YE SHALL RECEIVE”.

12:58 pm July, 4 Wheezer said...

Here’s more of Larissa Riquelme, but without what I’m still hoping is just (oddly enough) a grease pen “tattoo.”

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She has luscious boobies and a wondrous ass pear. We cannot let her be nor remained defiled by Axe products! It is our duty to make sure she stays clean, or if she is infected, to make sure we redeem her.

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(And make sure you resize all the pics as instructed.)

12:58 pm July, 4 Wheezer said...

remain*

1:09 pm July, 4 Wheezer said...

(sighs)

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Her Facebook page:

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Other

Axe, 24 sata…..

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They got her. : (

4:43 pm July, 4 tall guy said...

Isn’t there a 4th of July pear? Surely the fruit is ripe.

4:52 pm July, 4 tall guy said...

@ Troy. Is that John Tracey from Thunderbird 5 in you avatar?

4:53 pm July, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

Happy 4th, everyone. In the name of the First Amendment, let me exercise my right to talk shit about Bleethasaurs everywhere that keep infecting the scenery.

Oh Douchebaguette

with orange thighs

and crispy bleach blonde hair

with clothes that fit a five year old

and show your derrierre

Oh Douchebaguette, oh Douchebaguette

bros blow their loads on thee

and fill thy holes up with their poles

and Hepatitis C

8:37 pm July, 4 Stephanie said...

See that is a first class douche,they think if they preen their ass they’re cool enough.

8:39 pm July, 4 Stephanie said...

Don’t worry douchebag1 that Beiber’s career will be over with as quick as a fart in the wind.

9:04 pm July, 4 Steve L. said...

is this video supposed to glorify or criticize douchebaggery?

that was a rhetorical question, by the way.

9:10 pm July, 4 Steve L. said...

Justin Bieber can’t go away fast enough.

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but in my experience though, if i have the misfortune of being in a shopping mall that plays crappy music, i’m much more likely to be traumatized by Adam Lambert than Justin Bieber. every time i hear Adam Lambert i feel like i’m being stalked by a gay sex predator.

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hopefully Justin Bieber will drop out of the picture before reaching Adam Lambert level annoyance.

11:49 pm July, 4 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Oh, Larissa. You make me poke my head out of my turtleneck.

11:50 pm July, 4 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Right?

11:58 pm July, 4 Jaques Doucheteau said...

And there’s something about Asian girls with big tits. It’s like watching Mr. T rape a nun. You didn’t believe it possible, and it seems really wrong, but you can’t stop watching because it’s a huge turn on.

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Well, I think it is at least.

4:35 am July, 5 P Showard Chunt said...

@darksock

never swap horses pissing a stream

or

neither an autiger nor a hardy be

or

as you blow, so shall you bleeth

4:38 am July, 5 P Showard Chunt said...

all roads lead to jerz

4:41 am July, 5 P Showard Chunt said...

beware of a bag of one bleeth

4:45 am July, 5 P Showard Chunt said...

a bronzer on the skin, the douchebag within

8:04 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

Skin like a pita, crotch full o’ Candida

8:05 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

If God’s willin’, it dies in Penicillin.

8:05 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

Else y’all better watch out, It’ll Rotterdam crotch out

8:06 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

That glisten on her tush, Is a bad case of Thrush

9:01 am July, 5 Deltus said...

I’m not only Canadian, I was born in and currently live in Justin Bieber’s home town. My nephew used to dump Justin Bieber into garbage cans headfirst, at the same high school I went to. I had nothing to do with his rise to “stardom”. And yet, my shame runs deep. So, to the rest of the world: I’m so very sorry we didn’t recognize this evil and kill it before it was too late.

2:15 pm July, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ JD 11:49

Holy shit. I think I watched that GIF for ten minutes straight. There is nothing quite like rolling back the foreskin on a rager. Once upon a time I was kinda grossed out by uncut cock, now I actually prefer it. And thanks to the URL on there, I have another website to waste all day on. Damnit, I’m never gonna get my laundry done.

4:47 pm July, 5 MILLS said...

hha love it!

5:39 pm July, 5 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Isn’t that the best website ever (aside from this one)? Now if we can only combine hotchickswithdouchebags.com with erectionphotos.com into one supersite…

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Wait, bad idea.

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