Monday, July 26, 2010

Hector “Macho” ItchCrotcho

Rosary beads in the pool makes the Baby Jebus talcum his pooter.

# posted by douchebag1
1:24 pm July, 26 douche bagel said...

he has hair handles to grab onto whilst slamming my knee into his face. how convenient

1:27 pm July, 26 Bagnonymous said...

Hector’s boobies so shapely and feminine, I’m feeling guilty for loading up this pic on my work computer. (Wait.. no I’m not.)
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Dude in the back didn’t even show the gumption to change out of his black briefs & khaki shorts before wading into waterhole. Come on, guy! Suit up!

1:27 pm July, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

She is natural Hott and me thinks she might be a bag huntress. Is it me or does it look like she’s laughing that she got roped into taking a picture with man-boob douche?

1:37 pm July, 26 mr.reeve said...

Hector’s bitch tits, Rabbi hair and cocky head tilt are enough for me to want to punch him in his throat.
Why this hot is rolling around with Mr. Moobs is unclear.

1:38 pm July, 26 Fatness said...

My, those are nice. So are hers.

1:48 pm July, 26 End the Haberdouchery said...

Well, it looks like just about everyone and Plinky’s mother beat me to the man boob jokes.

1:49 pm July, 26 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Son, you got a caterpillar orgy on your head.

2:03 pm July, 26 JohnDouchePassos said...

It’s Macho Time!

Honestly, I think you do a disservice to the original Macho Man. He never looked this douchey.

2:03 pm July, 26 creature said...

the combover needs some work

2:14 pm July, 26 Dr. Dick said...

Looks more like Elvis Poo-sley. That is, if the king shrank 18 inches, ‘roided out, and wore rosary beads. I’m just sayin.

2:22 pm July, 26 Eliza Douchecoo said...

He needs a man-zeer, she needs aloe. I can apply said aloe to your red shoulders all the while trying to cop a feel of the un-tanned promised land.

2:26 pm July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I thought my moobs were disgusting. I will think of Cannibal Hector as I BBQ and cut the lawn shirtless. Perhaps I will pierce my brosnan and tatt my nads tonight.

2:28 pm July, 26 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

The winningest cock fighter in all the land.

2:32 pm July, 26 ButterSauce said...

Man-banana-tits

2:52 pm July, 26 Vin Douchal said...

I’d like to talcum her pooter with the purple baggle helmeted warrior in my board shorts.
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He looks like a cantor from Connecticut on vacation in Miami. Blow that shofar, boy !

3:07 pm July, 26 the Success Ladder said...

Wonderful site and theme, would really like to see a bit more content though!
Great post all around, added your XML feed! Love this theme, too!

3:07 pm July, 26 massengill said...

Hector is like a Jim Morrison/Glenn Danzig/Mooby hybrid.

3:12 pm July, 26 End the Haberdouchery said...

Yes, DB1, I would love to see a bit more content too. Three to four new posts a day and four years of archived content just don’t cut it.

3:45 pm July, 26 creature said...

I just might enjoy it if I paddled her chesties

3:57 pm July, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Seconds after the pic was taken he asked her for his swim suit top back.

4:02 pm July, 26 UFO Destroyers said...

“She is healed!”

4:15 pm July, 26 Steve L. said...

if Baby Jesus has a pooter, i can understand why there are rosary beads in the pool.
damn you baby Jesus. when have you fallen so far?

4:25 pm July, 26 Steve L. said...

she defeated 10 assassins so she could party in Vegas. that’s why her hair looks messy but in a sexy way. and i like that about her. not for partying in Vegas, that is.

5:15 pm July, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@DB1,
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Seriously, when you’re not working on Season three of “Is she blah blah blah” and pulling together the details for your other projects, could you stop ‘bating long enough to make me a f*cking sandwich or something?
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And not on that crap Wal-Mart no name bread. “Wonder” or nothing.
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B’yach.

5:49 pm July, 26 Matt said...

It would appear that Hector’s sharpened nipple has deflated Rosary’s boob. Or else he doesn’t have the pesos to pay for the op in the first place. Either way, he is pert in the way she should be. Wrong.

5:50 pm July, 26 Turdacious said...

its the Rocks brother the Crock

7:15 pm July, 26 Stephanie said...

Come on guys leave him alone,he’s almost three quarters turned into a guy. The boob surgery didn’t really flatten him out well enough. He also kept some of his girly hair.

8:00 pm July, 26 MoeDouche said...

What a f*g clown! Only a retard would think to add extensions to his sideburns. Nice accompanying hottie though!

8:33 pm July, 26 DarkSock said...

I’ll take “Love Child of Elvis and The Rock” for $500, please Alex.

10:35 pm July, 26 Baron Von Goolo said...

Somebody’s rockin’ the Yul Brynner prince lock fiercely!
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You go, Moishe!

12:28 am July, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

I see shades of PUMPY here, with torso instead of boob grab, but then, HCWDB is a theme with variations.

1:22 am July, 27 Baleen said...

His nipples look sad.

1:25 am July, 27 Baleen said...

Buffalo Beast sucks down the rest of his Big Red and decides that pay-per-view porn and a club sandwich from room service should round out the evening.

1:29 am July, 27 Baleen said...

Is that Four Prong on the bottom left talking shit to Pink Bikini?

6:17 am July, 27 Tony Ventresca said...

Et Tu @1:27:
She may be a ‘bag huntress, but she’s letting him touch her, which most huntresses don’t.

6:22 am July, 27 Tony Ventresca said...

The individual with the too-big hat pulled down over his ears is clearly thinking: “ooo, I like ponytails”. Yeah I bet you do.

8:46 am July, 27 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Is that a dead ferret on his head?….

10:05 am July, 27 Fatness said...

Baleen…no, not Four Prong, but there does seem to be a whale in the pool.

11:25 am July, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

This guy has some serious MOOBS and a distinctly Jewish hairstyle. I’m looking for a Wailing Wall to lay out my complaints, and wondering why she isn’t bitch-slapping him for molesting her ribcage.

11:26 am July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This chick should’ve listened to her parents when she was a kid. You should wait at least an hour before you go swimming after eating. Looks like she had the worst meal of her life judging by what’s next to her.

12:30 pm July, 27 Baleen said...

It’s not a chick, it’s Ron Asheton from the Stooges:
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http://www.sundazed.com/index_gfx/ron_asheton.jpg

3:54 pm July, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Where’s the Hott?!

12:39 pm July, 28 Chixdiggit said...

Not sure if he’s orthodouche or hasidouche but shit aint kosher?

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