Monday, July 12, 2010

Honorary Douchebag of the Month: Mel Gibson

A two time winner here at HCwDB, congrats to Mel Gibson and his baby momma Oksana Something for earning this well deserved HCwDB of the Month title.

It’s probably way redundant at this point, but whattadouche.

Hey Mel, the Jews didn’t kill your God and your father’s a testes gargle.

# posted by douchebag1
4:48 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

I would posit that Mel Gibson and his father are more Scat Munchers than teste’s gargle… but at the end of the day – definitely douche.

4:49 pm July, 12 Euripidouche said...

what did he do this time?

4:53 pm July, 12 mr.reeve said...

I believe Mel just wanted everyone to know how he really feels about things before he retires to his island. What an asshole! Is there a bigger fucktard on earth?

5:07 pm July, 12 Beltman713 said...

I don’t think you have to give him an honorary douchebag of the month, I think he earned one.

5:08 pm July, 12 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

I’m so sorry I ever spent any money at all seeing any of his movies.

What an asshole.

5:15 pm July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Amen……………………….n.

5:17 pm July, 12 Horace Dangleballs said...

Ya know, I could almost seeing this egotistical maniac doing this racist screed deliberately — just to see if he could earn another redemption from the sheeple who follow celebrity far closer than minor issues like politics, the economy, work… ya know… minor stuff like that. But I then realized that Mel likely isn’t smart enough for that sort of master plan. He’s just a bigoted loudmouth with lots of fame and money.

Did hear a good line about this on WEEI, though…

“Mel Gibson proved what a great actor he was in “Lethal Weapon II when his character hated apartheid.”

5:22 pm July, 12 scrotum pole said...

At least, give his baby-momma credit for bearing those octuplets.

5:37 pm July, 12 Bag Margera said...

Ummmm… Looks like Mad Max has gotten… madder… yeah.

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In all seriousness, this is another tragic case of Bag makes Bleeth.

5:59 pm July, 12 creature said...

meh… just another entitled Hollywood fuck coming into to public focus… these dickwads are a dime a dozen in tinseltown.

sad really

6:13 pm July, 12 Dicy said...

What an effing douchebag.. let his wife becuase they had no spiritual common ground? Seems to me like he must think spirituality isn’t inner peace but more like some sort of bat shit insanity that he must inflict on the ones he cares about. Then again I guess that could apply to spirituality too, ZINGAH!

6:13 pm July, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

If Mel is getting an honorary for DB of the month then I say John Largeman should get an honorary bag hunter of the month award.

6:29 pm July, 12 Anonymous said...

what about LEBRON JAMES!?

6:39 pm July, 12 massengill said...

Beyond Thunderdome is still a cinematic masterpiece. The lost children that wanted Mel to take them to Tomorrow-morrow Land, I think, started him on the path toward his incredible God-complex.

7:08 pm July, 12 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I worked in NYC on the movie Conspiracy Theory and actually thought Mel was one of the down to earth guys in Hollywood. Then a few years later I start hearing some craziness and think, “Well, who knows what ax the reporter had to grind.” Then I start hearing ACTUALLY AUDIO OF THIS FUCKING NUT JOB and think, “Well, maybe it was just the alcohol, but you know that shit was still lurking.” Now, I can only say it is time for Mel to move the fuck back to Australia and live in the Outback never to come in contact with anything other than a kangaroo for the rest of his miserable fucking life. Yeah, that woman may be beautiful and all, and it’s not too much of a stretch to think she could be equally crazy, but holy fucking shit just listen to the audio here. If I was a judge and that came into my court I wouldn’t grant an order of protection, but rather I’d full on commit that crazy motherfucker.

7:10 pm July, 12 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Oh, DB1, yes, the Jews did kill Jesus. Motherfuckers!

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By the way, I’m only kidding. Everyone knows there is no “invisible man in the sky.”

7:28 pm July, 12 Mr. White said...

It almost makes you want to root for Humongous in Road Warrior.

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Which I do anyway.

7:50 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

I dunno, he was pretty good in A Turd on a Wire.

7:51 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

The Chode Warrior?

7:51 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

Mad Shatz?

7:52 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

Gallipooey

7:53 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

Brave Fart.

7:54 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

Leak Hole Weapon: Going Number One.

7:54 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

Leak Hole Weapon: Going Number Two?

7:54 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

Leak Hole Weapon, Pee.

7:55 pm July, 12 P Showard Chunt said...

when asked for comment, danny glover said, “mel’s getting too old for this shit”.

so mel beats women, and says more racist stuff, the only way i’m caring enough to listen to that tape is if mel screams “give me back my son” in the middle of the rant.

7:55 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

The Queer Living Anallously

7:56 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

The Passing of the Shites.

7:57 pm July, 12 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

That is one angry dude. “You’re unbalanced” You think…

They may take our lives, but they will never take…our CREDABILITY! Well actually they might…

7:58 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

Pee Whore Soldiers.

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(An endearing classic, and Mr. White’s Favorite).

8:15 pm July, 12 Dicy said...

@Crucial

You’re so creative.. *sigh* I wonder what else you’re creative at doing…

8:17 pm July, 12 Wedgie said...

Stick to acting. And shut up.

8:17 pm July, 12 Wedgie said...

And no more ad libs.

That is all.

8:37 pm July, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

Amazing what alcohol will do to a person over time.

.Amazing what alcohol with testosterone will do to a person over time.

Amazing what alcohol with testosterone and an oversized ego will do to a person over time.

Sound like anyone around here besides Mr Gibson?

8:56 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

@Dicy,

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Mostly, I’m creative at figuring out ways to spin more work off on my associates so I have more free time to post comments here.

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@Whoop-Di,

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Come now, let’s not allude to Massengill that way. After all, with a mug like his, who WOULDN’T have a massive ego?

8:59 pm July, 12 Dicy said...

@Whoop-di-douche

Stackhouse! Frogger? Noo it’s Donkey Douche you’re thinking of! Maybe Samurai Scrote.. Or perhaps you are being philosophical and implying ourselves!? Deep man, very deep.

9:02 pm July, 12 twisties said...

The holocaust may have existed, though no 6 million jews were killed. The actual number is a little over a million. Also the gas chambers were used to kill off lice and many diseases that were being spread. A human body is around 70% water so do you really thing it would just be that easy to burn that many bodies.. Take note that a lot of the ‘holocaust’ was during winter. It is a scapegoat that jews use to act like they aren’t the racist ones when they are the most racist out of anyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkey7LAxZNA

1941=15,748,091 jews

1944=15,192,089 jews

1948=15,688,259 jews

9:08 pm July, 12 Dicy said...

@Crucial

Thank goodness I’m not a real person or I’d have to come up with creative ways to get on here. Even with my summer research job I have time to harass you guys! I think I’ll never graduate 🙂

9:15 pm July, 12 Steve L. said...

long overdue award here. sad thing is that Oksana Something still doesn’t have a proper surname for all the suffering she wet through.

9:25 pm July, 12 Troy Tempest said...

Twisties – let me be the first to say:

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Fuck Off and Die you stupid goat sucking menstrual clot of a human being. Go choke on your tongue you mouth breathing dolt. And go lick the crap off your momma’s cloaca.She should have swallowed you when she had the chance.

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Re: Mel Gibson – Nothing like setting your career on fire in a self destructive collapsing rage spiral. What a douchenozzle.

9:37 pm July, 12 massengill said...

I actually watched the whole clip posted by twisties: how terrible. “They couldn’t have killed all those people here, there are doors that open and windows without bars.” And there were armed guards, you fucking dolt.

9:40 pm July, 12 massengill said...

@ Crucial

I think the size of my ego is about 6.5 inches. Average. Not very much testosterone, either.

9:46 pm July, 12 Stephanie said...

His movie choices and options will suffer,who’d hire him after this? But then again,some people actually get more work for being a$$holes. For some reason Americans love bad behavior.

Besides,what was the last movie he was in? The guy is clearly not working much,is he?

9:46 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

@Twisties,

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Why don’t you sail that little thought of yours right off the edge of the world you live in?

9:50 pm July, 12 twisties said...

Right-o, sorry for questioning MY SEXUALITY IN PUBLIC guys. 9/11 was not a HAND job. Good night.

9:54 pm July, 12 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Do not respond to Twisties, he and his views are unworthy of a response. Worthless, racist cunt.

9:56 pm July, 12 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Who’s Mel Gibson?

10:02 pm July, 12 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Christianity is stupid

11:15 pm July, 12 Wheezer said...

How about an honorary honorary DOTM for LeBron James, as suggested by Anon 6:29 p.m.?

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And while we’re at it, an honorary honorary DOTM for the Switzerland/Polanski combo as well? He’s a free man now.

11:45 pm July, 12 Douchè said...

Sure, he’s annoying.

But, I think “The Patriot” easily makes up for any anti-semitism and/or domestic violence associated with him.

12:00 am July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

It is clear that Twisties the Troll has a tweeter the size and shape of those little produce bag twisties in the grocery store. Inverse proportion of his belief in ginormous baldface lies about the holocaust would strongly suggest it. Not sure about his nutsac, but it would seem to be the size of two peas in a half-pod, and undescended no less. It is evident that Twisties has never risen to any occasion and lives in the bottom of a mindless cesspool.

12:05 am July, 13 Douches Wild said...

Let’s hope that Mel and Twistie end up as Dick Cheney’s toilet slaves.

2:13 am July, 13 Doucheblaster said...

Yea DB1! way to call the Jew hating idiots out! Talk about your uberdouche!

Fuck Mel Gibson, twisties mollests labradors, and finally I love boobies especially shoshanna’s jewbies

3:18 am July, 13 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Not for nothing, but who gives a shit about LeBron James? What would he get a Douchebag of the Month for? For deciding to play in a city where he thinks he will best be able to win a championship? For taking a lot of money to play a game in a city with tons of high quality tail? I’m no fan of Florida, but Miami versus Cleveland? C’mon, you’d have done the same thing if you were given the chance.

5:28 am July, 13 boatbutter said...

Excellent riffing there Crucial, inspired work.

5:29 am July, 13 Mr. White said...

@MC

Agreed 100%. I don’t follow basketball, but i gotta roll my eyes whenever people in Boston get their panties in a twist about “traitors.” It’s not like these people were hometown heroes to begin with. You paid them a gajillion dollars to move here and play a game. Then somebody else offered them two gajillion dollars to move somewhere else, and they did. I don’t care how much I like my coworkers (I don’t, really) or my current office building (it’s a pit)–if someone offered me a giant raise at a company that’s doing better than ours, I’d not only quit, I’d pee on every desk on the way out.

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I mean…pee more on every desk.

6:14 am July, 13 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Wow, I just listened to Mel’s crazy rant…he doesn’t sound insane at all, if you’re from Crazy Town. If I were her I would get as far away from him as possible, take him for all he’s got, start dating Screech from Saved By The Bell and slip further from reality by burning through all that money doing porn and smoking crystal meth….but that’s just me.

6:25 am July, 13 Condouchious say... said...

Thanks asshat, now there’s no chance in hell Danny Glover will agree to do Lethal Weapon 5.

7:51 am July, 13 Deltus said...

It must be nice to be so fucking rich you literally don’t give a shit what the WORLD thinks of you. Douchebag all the way, but I do have to admire that.

9:07 am July, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

You know what, I’m going to be kind here. I like Mel Gibson. I like him because he says what douchebags are all thinking. Or more, people catch him saying in private what douchebags all say and get away with, because “they’re really nice guys once you get to know them.”

So yes. You mate with the douchebags, there’s your future ladies.

9:09 am July, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

What makes it all so perfectly douchey is, if you don’t think a girl wearing tight clothes in public is good moral behavior, don’t date them.

It’s about as douchey as Kid Rock throwing a fit and calling Pam Anderson a slut because she agreed to be in the Borat film. It’s just proof your brain is made of bubble gum.

10:46 am July, 13 boatbutter said...

I think I wish Stackhouse would kick Mel’s ass. I think…

11:20 am July, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow. Just wow. I almost thought for a minute that I could have even the smallest nanoshit of hope for humanity but then Mel Gibson and some fuckstick called twisties raise up their ignorant ass heads and spout some of the most imbecilic shit I’ve heard in a long time. And my wife wonders why I’d rather spend more time with our animals than I do with other humans (including my family). At least my dog doesn’t run around barking anti-semitic shit, our cats don’t meow racist taunts at our neighbors, and our ferrets have never threatened to kill anyone and how they would deserve it. I guess I’ll really have to start building that cabin in the woods now.

12:34 pm July, 13 DarkSock said...

You cannot go around making slur-filled rants dissing entire groups of people; it’s just not right. That’s why I’ve always hated anyone named Mel….everyone with than name should just die in a dredger chain accident.

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Lethal Weapon 3 wasn’t a HAND job.

3:05 pm July, 13 mr.reeve said...

I think his Russian girlfriend is probably as crazy as he is. I am sure that is not the first time they fought like that. It’s easy to be calm when you are recording someone else who is pissed off and ranting. He’s still a giant fucktard though. I am thinking she is as well.

3:48 pm July, 13 Mahatma Gandouche said...

Hey twisties: Glenn Beck called, He wants his blackboard back!

1:49 am July, 14 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

DB1 got this one JUST right…nothing to add but maybe an Amen, if you know what I mean.

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