Tuesday, July 13, 2010

I’m Nothing But a Hater

—–
To whomever runs this stupid sight-

You’re nothing but a hater. Just thought you shoud know.
– S.B.

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Perhaps, S.B, but if there’s two things I do know, it’s that I love treats, and I ate chew.

# posted by douchebag1
7:07 am July, 13 bigphatnotadouche said...

I’m not a hater.
I like Hott chicks and I like mocking douchebags.
What’s wrong with that?

Sounds like a reasonable premise to me.

7:10 am July, 13 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Fuck you, Scumbag.

7:11 am July, 13 Doucherama said...

The treat lover is nottadouche

7:20 am July, 13 Jaques Doucheteau said...

I hate you too.

7:29 am July, 13 boatbutter said...

S.B. –

Good work with “whomever.” Bad work with “sight.” Go sit on a knife.

– bb

7:31 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sparingly with he uses his hate. Off Fuck to him I say.

7:54 am July, 13 Deltus said...

He uses “whomever” correctly, but spells “site” as “sight”? And ends his first sentence with a “-” instead of a colon? My point is: who the hell taught him to use “whomever” correctly?!

8:07 am July, 13 mr.reeve said...

Billy Bob above enjoys lots of treats. Just not the female kind. I believe the blonde on the left has a straw in her MGD. That’s a new one. Looking at this picture makes me remember why I usually stay home and drink and avoid bars.
S.B. is right. We re haters of assholes like him and the rest of the Mel Gibsons of the world. Eat my ass with a spoon S.B.

8:10 am July, 13 Bagnonymous said...

Cute chicks who drink their bottled beer with a straw have got to be easy. I wanna have a try at her. And her hotter friend.

8:13 am July, 13 Bagnonymous said...

PS. Hey, SB–you spelled “hatter” wrong. Go buy a dick-tionary.

8:41 am July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Sigh…..
I am citing S.B for misspelling the simple word “site” as the more complicated and archaic “sight” which also has an entirely different meaning.

Makes a Mad Hatter outta me when folks do that…

8:45 am July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Oh, and S.B. “shoud” know better than to misspell “should” as shoud, shouldn’t he?
Maybe…he would if he could and he could if he would.
But he can’t so he won’t.

8:49 am July, 13 Deltus said...

@Whoop: I didn’t even catch that misspelling of “should”! But that only strengthens my confusion. Who misspells “should”, yet uses “whomever” instead of “whoever” correctly given the context??

8:56 am July, 13 dbags_suck said...

how about you go to school and learn to spell instead of trying to pick up chicks at clubs, you fucking cock licker

9:00 am July, 13 Don't_squeeze_The _Douche said...

I’d like to “site” you in with my scope, you tool!

9:10 am July, 13 dbBen said...

To whomever runs this site;
.
My guanaco still shivers on moonless nights thanks to the oldbags featured. Just thought you should know.
.
P.S. – And that one creepy goblin meth guy on the beach with the underage looking girl made my guanaco throw up hair.

9:58 am July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

To whomever: My bat drops guano on whatever lies in the bottom of the cave.

Not sure what a guanaco has to do with S.B. calling the site full of haters, but may a camelid spit in his eye for doing so.

Carry on the mock.

10:09 am July, 13 creature said...

I chew hate

10:24 am July, 13 creature said...

by ‘treats’ he means ‘choco-log’

10:25 am July, 13 Fatness said...

A panel of experts has ruled that the correct use of “whomever” in the missive above was purely accidental, as the remainder shows no evidence of schooling beyond grade 5.

11:04 am July, 13 P Showard Chunt said...

he misspelled hatter.

this series of tubes won’t police itself.

11:19 am July, 13 Baron Von Goolo said...

Dear S.B. –
.
(***huge fart sound***)
.
That’s you. HA HA! FACE!!!

11:20 am July, 13 Baron Von Goolo said...

Re. above
.
Sometimes, it’s important to return to your roots.

12:26 pm July, 13 DarkSock said...

I peed in a stupid sight once.

12:50 pm July, 13 Ned's Atomic Douchebin said...

“Treats”?
.
Kids these days… always coming up with new words for “tossing another man’s salad.”

1:06 pm July, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This choad’s mom and sister are sure proud of that new t-shirt he’s wearin’. They saved up all that money from the $0.25 BJ night at the trailer park just so’s he’d have sumthin’ to wear to his job interview at Wal-Mart.
.
@S.B. (which I’m sure stands for short bus)
Yes, I’m a hater. Yes, you are a fetsering boil on the ass of humanity. Glad we cleared that up. Have a nice day!

2:44 pm July, 13 Wedgie said...

DB1:

Me too.

Keep up the good work,

Wedgie

3:23 pm July, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

That’s hattah to you, pal.

6:18 pm July, 13 Steve L. said...

tell me something i don’t know, DB.
*waits for SB’s head to explode*

6:19 pm July, 13 Steve L. said...

tell me something i don’t know, SB.
fuck.

11:29 am July, 14 Kristen said...

He also contracted “you are” properly, so maybe “whomever” wasn’t an accident.

7:46 pm July, 14 so there said...

“Whomever” is an object; it is not a pronoun, as is “whoever. Thus, it is not followed by a verb, such as “runs.” Deltus, you are wrong.

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