Friday, July 23, 2010
Larry The Claims Processor Holds On to 45 As Long As He Can
Who says stupid shoulder tatts, body shaving, chin pubes and douching it up in Vegas are just for the youth?
Elizabeth’s Quartasian body hottness cries out to rubbed with lemon tartar sauce and topped with a sprig of celery garnish dipped in salt water to honor her ancestors.
She may be one of the hottest girls posted here in a long time.
For that body hotness Larry, I can’t hardly blame a guy. I do though Larry, I fucking blame you, and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. By the way nice catch there Larry!
Have we used the term Mammarific yet?
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Mammtastic!
Larry: The greatest man I have ever seen. Says a 50+ douchebag-mocker.
I’m willing to give him a notta.
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He’s smiling and she is delectable.
Elizabeth is truly a hottie. Not looking at all bleethy either.
Larry’s a tool. I am sure she’s just a friend or his friend’s girlfriend. Larry can’t pull that kind of tail. Or can he?
Elizabeth: very, very hott.
When did John Daley shave his head?
I’ll bet his pick up line went something like this: “I’m not bald baby. I shave it so the solar panel for the sex machine is always charged and ready to go yo!”
at first glance I thought that was a dishtowel wrapped around his waist.
she is boobalicious, but there’s something unsettling about those eyebrows that screams ‘post-op transsexual’ in my mind…
…not from experience of course.
So, is he slipping Benjamins into the back of her bikini bottoms for this pic?
This dude is doughier than bread made from the yeast in Plinky’s mother’s cooter.
Larry isn’t really that bad. He just looks a bit douchie but is he really a douche? He’s a bit out of shape and has his pants pulled up high like an old man.
Damned Harkonnens…
She is spectacular from the neck down. Above the shoulders she kinda has that Fran Drescher look goin’ on. Not a big fan of that.
Holy shit she has two right ears. Run!
I have to say, notta and fuccen hotta.
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I would vote for being in the Hall of Hott. Which is the less crass way of saying I’ll be maturbating to the thoughts of her this evening.
DarkSock 9:28 FTW.
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It’s cute how she’s trying not to cry.
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I’d give him a pass were it not for the carefully sculpted peach fuzz on his upper lip. Pencil Moustache? Only if you’re Vincent Price. For that, Larry, I’m going to take her to the changing rooms. I’ll let you have her back in an hour, though. But I promise you, she’ll never smile at you again.
@ Dr. bunsen
i just threw up a little in my mouth. thanks for that
larry gets a notta except for that silver chain and the trying too hard factor. elizabeth is quality hott.
i would lick her reflection off larry’s head
I find these two to be benign, she’s not bleethy and he just seems happy to be there. I’m gonna say Notta for Larry
He’s a gooshy guy, which is bad enough, let alone tatting himself with color doodles.
She’s the most tasteful hott to grace this site in many a moon. What a remedy for having to look at Starry Blight photos. She should go immediately to HOH, pronto. Like, WOW.
That ‘transsexual’ thing is way too prevalent on the interpipes. I just can’t see that it applies here.
H-O-f*cking-H!!! For reals, yo.
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There, I’ve said it. I’ll admit it.. I have no shame. She is amazing. And short of some overactive eyebrow shaping, she shows no signs of the ‘virus.
Really, she appears to have a perfect figure, no implants, no “over” anything about her, and a classic female shape. Take it from me the living model artist, she is worth drawing again and again and again in all manner of poses.
Of course, if you’re rude and crude like 90% of the regulars here, she’s worth a lot more in other applicable areas of endeavour. That said, I’d take her to my fave masseur to loosen her up and get her relaxed to pose any and every way I can devise for a thrilling studio rendering. And then some.
Not that douchie. Elizabeth is very HOT! Agree about the fatty status on Larry. I am new and not sure what HoH is but if it has to do with her hottness I vote yes on that too.
Seriously, She’d make the charcoal crumble in my hands, and all the other artists gathered ’round would be digging into their stashes for more sticks, only to find the charcoal paper had wrinkled from the heat generated by her mere presence in the studio.
Then she’d laugh at the whole thing.
Damned exasperating.
Tranny? Are you f-ing kidding me? Some of you need glasses. She is hot and all natural. Try again.
and I am ready for PEAR already. Friday, pear & beer is how I start my week.
weekend not week. TARD! whoops
I almost gave Larry a notta, simply for appearing to appreciate the hott proximity. I was willing to forgive the the tatt and 4 o’clock chinpube shadow.
But that moustache? AUTO-douche. Case closed.
“Dune” reference? Nicely done, although he looks like he was in the 5 hour television adaptation, not the creepy David Lynch version (yes, I recognize putting the word creepy with the name David Lynch together is unnecessary).
Larry might be related to the Droopster
I must concur with the Hall of Hott nominations. She is a delight. 😀
That dude better be clockin’ millions. This is the essence of HCWDB’s…chicks that are way too fine for their mates. And although he’s pretty run-of-the-mill, she needs a whole gallery to herself.
She has nice breastisies.
Boss, when you said 42 did you mean waist size?
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Elizabeth is exquisite. I would strap myself to the soul of an Asian Elephant’s foot as it frolliced through the Toledo Water Authority’s sewage reclamation ponds before stampeding across the Salt Flats just for the chance to be there when Jumbo’s leg is made into her next umbrella stand.
OK…she’s very delectable, however I couldn’t help but notice it appears as if she has something shoved in her bikini bottom. That’s a bit scary. I would need more pictures of her shaved soggy cut to make certain of my observation. I’m cool with Larry, I’m down with him, he doesn’t bother me at all.
The only thing that could make sense with this pic is that Loser Larry just picked up this gorgeous babe from the airport after paying $20k for her from the Russian mail-order bride service. She will flee his pasty grip very soon.
What do we want?
H-O-H!!!!
When do we want it?
NOW!!!!!!!
Elizabeth might be all natural, but she’s adopted a professional pose (chin down to hide the neck and make her face look slimmer, plus the slight twist from the shoulders to the waist to give her torso some definition and eliminate any belly that might stick out).
This is like one of those ‘personality test’:
Who do you prefer, Elizabeth here, or the MILF/model from earlier this week?
I would savagely rape a sack full of poison dart frogs just for the chance to drink her diarrhea.
Her torqued mulebrow is making me antsy in my pantsy region.
I think the real douche is the photographer. I know the sideways videographer has been handed the (long in coming) auto-scrote designation. So should the leaning tower of pisa photogs.
Larry’s a try-hard. The style of boardshorts he choses combined with the shoulder tatt, neck chain, shaven head and all round flabbiness are strong indicators. He’s lucky to be so near such a well rounded body, although an earlier comment re/ her Fran Drescher appearance is spot on. I’ll give him a douche and credit her with a rootable.
Oh yeah, and she’s smokin’.
I would gladly floss with the scat that was freshly expunged from her gardner’s dog.
@ kush, 10:36am:
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I concur–the tilted photos make it even harder to crop out the fat, pasty douche using the “crop” rectangle in all basic image-editing software.
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(And for the record, I concur with your 10:37am statement, as well.)
DB1, you are so coy. Making us wait for Elizabeth’s induction into the HOH like that. As if one man could stop the tides, or the sun from setting, or Darksock from peeing in a horse’s butt.
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Succumb. SUCCUMB, I SAY!!!
Holy wombat-fucking Christopher Hewett, she is effing S-M-O-K-I-N-G hot! I’m glad I checked out the interwebs today.
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I’d pierce my tongue with lawn darts and give a rim job to an angry bull who’s colon is packed with lemon juice and rubbing alcohol for the mere chance to have my face sat on and smothered to death by the 400 lb. naked guest of a “I cheated on you with a 80-year-old Polynesian leper who doesn’t believe in bathing” episode of Jerry Springer that Elizabeth’s sister’s dental hygienist watched 4 minutes of in passing curiosity.
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Yup, she’s a tasty womanly treat indeed.
Larry makes me want to poo at little. BRB.
I’d cagefight a cracked up rabid mountain goat with no athletic supporter just for the chance to tame a wild stallion empty handed and barefoot so I could ride it to her house at 3am to rummage through her garbage so I could hump her discarded ice cream sandwich wrappers.
Oh, he looks stupid now, but in 1993, he was a GOD!
These days, tats = douche. He’s guilty.
She’s amazing.
It looks like Ol’ Lar might be sporting a wedding ring, which simultaneously gives old farts like me hope as well as a feeling that the world is in fact doomed if he is indeed married to this goddess.
Given that I’m slight older than Larry, and while I wouldn’t put on a tat or grow chin pubes, I don’t blame him an iota for being in Bleethy Beth’s orbit.
Me, personally, I’d put the tartar sauce some where else. Wait…are you talking about actual tartar sauce and not code for youknowwhat? Whoops.
I would honor Eliza Q’s ancestors by pulling the note from her fortune nookie with my teeth.
She is definite HOH material. Sweet damn, she fine! And as has been said, besides the overzealous eyebrow shaping, flawless. No bleething at all. I can’t give him a notta, though. Scruffy chin fung and dumb mustache, and the shoulder tatt, clear douche signifiers. He’s Stage 1.
Oh my! Now we are talking: A bald-headed guy with a colored tat…Wait. Is there a hottie in the picture? Elizabeth, you are SSSSMOKING!
She will carry our future children nestled in her belly button.
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.And earlobes.
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.And between her toes.
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And behind her right contact lense.
I’m giving the guy a notta. I think the hall of hott may await this gem of a lady. By that I mean I would lurk down the hallway waiting for her emerge from the bathroom so I could rub my chin on the still-warm seat.
Uh..he’s just happy to be breathing. He had to start shaving his head,because it’s getting too thin on top,so might as well cut it all off. He’s got some shame left,so he’s notta douche.
Cal Ripken, Jr., sure let himself go after baseball.
Larry processed all the claims of the entire US population just so he can be photographed next to Elizabeth. and that speaks fucking volumes about his doucheosity.
oh and Liz doesn’t look Quartasian to me at all. but on the off chance that she is quart-Chinese, i hope she can appreciate the following lines:
雲想衣裳花想容
the clouds desire her clothes and the flowers desire her face
春風拂檻露滑濃
the spring breeze caresses the sills and the morning dew is dense
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stupid Chinese poems. so hard to translate. but she really deserves these 2 lines, even if she doesn’t comprehend them. which i’m guessing she doesn’t. she looks more European to me.
I think she is posing against her will, or perhaps, he lied and said he was a record producer or a director.
My apologies to the blonde in the background. My aim’s been off a bit lately. I’ll slow down the final strokes next time.
Oh yeah, life goes on…Long after the thrill of livin’ it is gone.
…but with some tats and a really obnoxiously loud Harley I’ll be 25 FOREVER! Ha ha ha ha ha…FUCK YOU Father Time!
Notta all the way. He has chosen wisely, wearing a carpenters chain and an “on sale” from Target Billabong swim trunks. Larry is bald and did his push ups so that his man boobs didn’t scare all the children away. Let a dog have his day!
I love how any woman that squints in a photo is instantly quartasian
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