Monday, July 5, 2010

MeatMo and the Long Island Jiglettes

MeatMo may wear sunglasses two sizes to small. And his sidekick, Orange Asian, may have an aversion to full time employment and nuance.

But together, the Long Island Jiglettes didn’t stand a chance.

# posted by douchebag1
12:18 pm July, 5 Deltus said...

I spurt my displeasure at these two wanks between Blue Blouse Hott’s fine cleavage. And by spurt, I mean “Huuuuuhhh-UUUUUHHHNNNNNN”!

12:34 pm July, 5 Bag Margera said...

These fugly guidettes make Snooki look like barbie.

1:08 pm July, 5 DarkSock said...

Either this site just ate my last two comments, or I’m having Ambien flashbacks again…

1:26 pm July, 5 Mr. White said...

@darksock

If you click on the picture, it takes you to a weird, parallel universe with a separate comments section. In that one, you cruelly implied I was a nerd who would make some kind of Star Wars reference. Please. If anything, albino dude looks like Plastic Man.

3:09 pm July, 5 Wheezer said...

Six of one, a half dozen of the other.

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And by “one” and “other,” I mean vomit.

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Though blue shirt’s boobies are quite nice.

4:49 pm July, 5 Whoop-di-douche said...

WTF, did he steal the goggles of some 1920’s aerobatic stunt pilot, or what?

The blue and orange in this photo are the brightest things about it. Both dyed and not natural.

Oh, and some cleavite.

6:04 pm July, 5 Steve L. said...

with eyes like that, Orange Asian should be wearing MeatMo’s sunglasses.

7:52 pm July, 5 doucheywallnuts said...

What color when added to yellow makes orange? I’m just askin’.

Also, those LI bleeths might have been cute once, but living near the landfill and under power lines has taken its toll on their looks.

6:10 am July, 6 mr.reeve said...

The chciks are not hot. Asian guy doesn’t look like a douche and Meatmo looks like you blew a hairy goat which explains all the weird facial hair on his chin.

7:26 am July, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Get jiggy for great cause!

8:04 am July, 6 DarkSock said...

Great…now there’s a parallel universe with douchebags in it; that doubles their numbers.

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Quick, everyone here make an alter ego and start posting under that name also.

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Except me, White and Crucial. And FLYETTEETHE, Elastic Snaphole and Ludicrous Axehandle McCockkWielder J. Pummelhorse McLAMPfister.

9:50 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fuckstick in back has green chin fung? Oh please, please, pretty please let in be some form of flesh-eating leprosy. I actually think he more closely resembles this.

10:38 am July, 6 dbBen said...

Meatmo looks like he would make the characters in a Jean-Pierre Jeunet film uncomfortable.

“Pouvons-nous lui faire raser la Fung menton?”

11:24 am July, 6 Fatness said...

If bleeth-to-be on the right pushes those A-cups any higher she’ll need red and white paint…

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I feel a need to rescue blue blousie and give comfort. And by comfort I mean 40 seconds of sheer bliss.

12:04 pm July, 6 Revved Up Like A Douche said...

due to toxicity levels, shouldn’t he be called Asian Orange?

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