Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Meow Tse Dung

Say what you will about Meow Tse Dung’s “Douchunist Manifesto,” but it scores some quality A-List M.S.G. enhanced boobies.

# posted by douchebag1
7:11 am July, 20 Wheezer said...

On second thought, I’m thankful for the shadowing and wish it covered more of this pic.

7:14 am July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I agree with Wheezer

7:17 am July, 20 bigphatnotadouche said...

No real comments except complete distaste and loathing with the whole scene. WTF is wrong with people?

7:18 am July, 20 Bag A said...

Stretch marks?

7:21 am July, 20 Love Fat and Ugly said...

stretch marks and an unfavorable lopsided looking tittie

7:23 am July, 20 Mr. White said...

If she weren’t pressed up against him, her right boob would be resting on that cot behind them.

7:24 am July, 20 RAPETIME said...

Man the harpoons

7:30 am July, 20 chaserofthehott said...

She needs to have her ass at home taking care of that kid.

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On second thought, for the kids sake I hope she opt for adoption! Poor thing…

7:30 am July, 20 mr.reeve said...

Flabby douche bag with flabby hot chick. She probably has a couple kittens waiting for her at mom’s house.

7:34 am July, 20 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Whilst I do think she is hot and I am in love with her boobies, I have to say I think she is douchier than this guy. She’s obviously got a kid (somewhere), she’s made some douchetacular decisions in her day. A coked up stripper who got knocked up while turning a trick no doubt, don’t get me wrong, I’d still take a dump on her chest.

7:36 am July, 20 boatbutter said...

I think the “O” has been misread. It’s a “D”…. “MEDIOCRE”

7:36 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Bummin’ Chicks With Busboy Bags

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My 82 year old mother has tighter abs than this gal. Don’t ask how I know

7:37 am July, 20 Douchble Helix said...

Hey! She’s giving the finger.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Emerson.

Emerson who?

Emerson huge fuckin’ titties!

7:39 am July, 20 jonezy said...

did someone say 909?

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The Pootural Revolution begins. Looks like a Great Leap backwards to me…

7:54 am July, 20 Peter Ilyich Doucheovsky said...

That saddest thing about this is that one day her child will never know about her star tattoos on her boobies, until he gets to college and accidentally stumble over an amatuer porn she made in 1994 entitled The Shawshank Redicktion. Poor kid.

8:05 am July, 20 the motley douche said...

@douchable helix, 7:37…good one

8:25 am July, 20 Battlescrote Galactica said...

K-Fatterdouche!

8:26 am July, 20 ButterSauce said...

her titties is messed up

8:27 am July, 20 Douche Springsteen said...

Maybe it’s just the angle of his head, but it looks like he should’ve waited for the shakes to subside before sculpting his chin fung for the rehab party. That shit looks crooked.

By the way, I only noticed that after I got bored of looking at her star crossed boobies for 15 minutes.

8:40 am July, 20 End the Haberdouchery said...

After his video editing class at the Ft. Wayne ITT Technical Institute Chaz decided to forever proclaim his love for media arts by tattooing “MEDIA” across his stomach. It goes over big at job interviews.

8:44 am July, 20 End the Haberdouchery said...

Is that a portrait tattoo of Roy Orbison on his right butt cheek?

8:49 am July, 20 Bagnonymous said...

He looks like a beached seal, sea lion, or walrus. (I can never decifer those fuccen things.) Let’s just say he’s a semi-aquatic marine mammal and call it even.

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She is all that is wrong (or, right?) with building a strip-club next to a trailer park.

8:59 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think Mr.Reeve is wrong about the kittens. She has them shoved up her ovaries. the lumpy skank. This picture is just wrong, next please.

9:00 am July, 20 Troy Tempest said...

He needs more than I or any human can give him. At least until we all become like the Emperor and blast lightning bolts from our finger tips.

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She is what happens when bleethy dimwitted chicks with fake boobs get pregnant. Given the brightness of her stretchmarks, and the “fullness” of her bosom, I’d wager that she has her mom keeping an eye on a 14 month old rug rat back at #668 Marigold Way at the Bluebird Trailer Park.

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.I AM 668. The Neighbour of the Beast.

9:05 am July, 20 Deltus said...

I’d still tit-fuck her, but I wouldn’t punch a roomful of kittens for the chance to do so or anything.

9:09 am July, 20 Justin said...

I wish that umbrella was a giant bear trap.

9:11 am July, 20 Doucheasaurus Rex said...

Id hit it. Why? Cause she would be grateful for the chance to ride Space Mountain baby!

9:40 am July, 20 soy bomb said...

Ahh…pure unfiltered douche. Refreshing.

9:52 am July, 20 creature said...

mira, me an me gringa…. I will put her in my belly… Odale’

9:58 am July, 20 creature said...

I’d like to shove a bag of ice up her ass, cube by cube… that would be cool!

10:07 am July, 20 DarkSock said...

His pick-up line: “My teeth is like stars…all over yo’ titties, Girl!”.

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And it worked.

10:27 am July, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

If you listen closely, you can hear “Goodbye Horses” playing over the P.A. system. That Mr. Dung is on the Happy Trail to Regretsville, you bejja he is.

10:28 am July, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

I think his tatt actually reads MEDICATE HERE with an arrow pointing to his gooch.

10:34 am July, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

Willem Dafoe returns in ‘Boondock Saints III: The Rehab Redemption.’

10:43 am July, 20 Anonymous said...

This girl is gross.

Not because she’s got stretch marks, and possibly fake boobs swollen with extra milk around all that silicone. Rather, it’s because she then thought it was a good idea to go out into public with star covering her nipples instead of her bathing suit and despite the stretch marks her bottom barely covers her cooch.

10:48 am July, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I guess this proves that it is way easier to get dozens of stupid tatts than do the thousand crunches a day necessary for a 6 pack…

11:29 am July, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That scrote would be jealous of MY body. And if he turned around we.d all get to see the wad of toilet paper poking out of his ass crack. Dude, you don’t have to be in EVERY picture.

11:54 am July, 20 massengill said...

What a

12:23 pm July, 20 Steve L. said...

it was not until decades after Meow Tse Dung’s death that anyone dared point out his douchey ways.

and that was already several decades too late.

and after Meow’s death, MSG boobie bleeth committed suicide, just like Jiang Qing.

2:44 pm July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is an epic win for the tattoo artist. He convinced this fuckhead that his “meow mix” tatt would be “hard core” if it were done in asian style letters. The only thing that could’ve topped it would have been to have the entire Meow Mix jingle written on his neck so it would be “ultra hard core”.

4:39 pm July, 20 Whoop-di-douche said...

She’s just a two-star skank giving the finger to a beer-gut choadwank. Masseuses charge extra to see the flab rolling around.

6:13 pm July, 20 doucheywallnuts said...

One of the all-time most revolting couples ever to disgrace the site. *standing ovation*

9:09 pm July, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

Holy Fucking Crisis Of Modernity. I needn’t elaborate.

7:33 am July, 21 down under douche said...

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