Monday's HCwDB Engine Fires Up
Your humble narrator is on his way back from a drunken traverse through rural New Hampshire with HotChick1, so no HCwDB of the Week this week.
Special callbacks to the many readers from New Hampshire who wrote in offering to ‘bag hunt with your humble narrator, including Christopher and Obi-Choad. Next time, fellow ‘bag hunters, we will hunt the rural New England Lakedouche together. But this time was private time for HC1.
That being said, there are a number of quality mock pics already vying for the next HCwDB of the Week, and I have a bunch fired up in the hopper for this week.
So lets clear that July 4th hangover and get our mockin’ and lustin’ on (said in a New Hampshire twang). For our job is not even remotely done.
Bring it, fellow hunters. I can’t do this alone.
Sharkbag again! Yeah like that helps the hangover DB1…jerk.
No Weekly, and more Sharkbag?
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Clearly, we have sinned.
SharkBag’s hair is a negative image of Barney Frank’s butt crack.
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Not judgin’. Just sayin.
Well if I’m the only one stuck here at work today it’s….Haiku Time
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Just noticed neck tatt;
He has a cock on his neck.
Prefers them IN it…
But later that night
A bedroom tragedy strikes;
Hair-sliced labias.
Motorcycle rides
Are health hazards to Shark Bag;
Looks left, flies off bike.
Decapitate him
Turn his skull upside down: it’s
my new boat rudder
No HCwDB Weekly to vote on? My day feels… empty. I shall imagine terrible thing happening to Sharkbag to compensate.
Deltus is spot on.
Behead shark bag, scoop out skull:
Bitchin’ New Ashtray.
O Cockk-Necked Fin Head
Try stage diving into a
Rubber Tire Fire
Shark warnings have been posted off both the eastern seaboard and the Pacific coast, and also on Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
Lemme guess, that’s the bottle of Goose that’s been spiked with roofies?
Or it’s the girls’ 5th vodka and cranberry, and they’re not feeling no pain.
Sharkbag grasps a Goose bottle to demonstrate his Shaolin Donkey Dong Milking Technique that helped him not only survive prison but easily maintain his 2 pack a day habit.
i went to the pub on Saturday and asked what vodkas they had in stock. the waitress told me they had Grey Goose, Red Tassel, and two flavored vodkas. i specifically told her i HATE Grey Goose. so i had a straight shot of Red Tassel. and i assure you i had not seen Red Tassel on HCwDB before, so there.
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thought i’d like to share that with the Sharkbag.
Does anyone else think the girl on the right looks like Susan Dey?
the toilet backed up onto the dance floor