Monday, July 5, 2010

Monday's HCwDB Engine Fires Up

Your humble narrator is on his way back from a drunken traverse through rural New Hampshire with HotChick1, so no HCwDB of the Week this week.

Special callbacks to the many readers from New Hampshire who wrote in offering to ‘bag hunt with your humble narrator, including Christopher and Obi-Choad. Next time, fellow ‘bag hunters, we will hunt the rural New England Lakedouche together. But this time was private time for HC1.

That being said, there are a number of quality mock pics already vying for the next HCwDB of the Week, and I have a bunch fired up in the hopper for this week.

So lets clear that July 4th hangover and get our mockin’ and lustin’ on (said in a New Hampshire twang). For our job is not even remotely done.

Bring it, fellow hunters. I can’t do this alone.

# posted by douchebag1
8:02 am July, 5 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Sharkbag again! Yeah like that helps the hangover DB1…jerk.

8:06 am July, 5 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

No Weekly, and more Sharkbag?

Clearly, we have sinned.

8:08 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

SharkBag’s hair is a negative image of Barney Frank’s butt crack.
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Not judgin’. Just sayin.

8:13 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

Well if I’m the only one stuck here at work today it’s….Haiku Time

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Just noticed neck tatt;

He has a cock on his neck.

Prefers them IN it…

8:14 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

But later that night

A bedroom tragedy strikes;

Hair-sliced labias.

8:17 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

Motorcycle rides

Are health hazards to Shark Bag;

Looks left, flies off bike.

8:19 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

Decapitate him

Turn his skull upside down: it’s

my new boat rudder

9:08 am July, 5 Deltus said...

No HCwDB Weekly to vote on? My day feels… empty. I shall imagine terrible thing happening to Sharkbag to compensate.

10:35 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

Deltus is spot on.

Behead shark bag, scoop out skull:

Bitchin’ New Ashtray.

10:36 am July, 5 DarkSock said...

O Cockk-Necked Fin Head

Try stage diving into a

Rubber Tire Fire

11:22 am July, 5 Whoop-di-douche said...

Shark warnings have been posted off both the eastern seaboard and the Pacific coast, and also on Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

12:12 pm July, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Lemme guess, that’s the bottle of Goose that’s been spiked with roofies?

Or it’s the girls’ 5th vodka and cranberry, and they’re not feeling no pain.

12:47 pm July, 5 DarkSock said...

Sharkbag grasps a Goose bottle to demonstrate his Shaolin Donkey Dong Milking Technique that helped him not only survive prison but easily maintain his 2 pack a day habit.

5:53 pm July, 5 Steve L. said...

i went to the pub on Saturday and asked what vodkas they had in stock. the waitress told me they had Grey Goose, Red Tassel, and two flavored vodkas. i specifically told her i HATE Grey Goose. so i had a straight shot of Red Tassel. and i assure you i had not seen Red Tassel on HCwDB before, so there.

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thought i’d like to share that with the Sharkbag.

9:05 am July, 6 beto said...

Does anyone else think the girl on the right looks like Susan Dey?

10:59 am July, 6 creature said...

the toilet backed up onto the dance floor

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