Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Mosi Tattattpoo

Your lazy and hung over author is back in the city of Angels and scratching himself with a mini-lufa.

But the good news is all pics have been fixed, and the comments threads should be working fine.

So in honor of Mosi’s tattbelly and Lithe Asian Hottsicle, Jenna Kim, as well as the Hohan going to jail, here’s one line of iambic pentameter:

I went on a vaca and now I’m drunk.

# posted by douchebag1
3:30 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

The wormhole to the alternate reality has been severed.

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This guy’s wormhole is alive and well, and detectably odiferous, like a dildo made of rancid ham chocked into a sun bloated dead army mule’s ass crevice.

3:31 pm July, 6 tall guy said...

It’s not like I can comment on the subject with absolute impunity, but sorry baldy.

Also, Jenna Kim, a pierced naval? Lesson# 1

Take a look to your left and see what its attracted.

End of lesson# 1.

3:36 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

Lindsay Lohan? Going to jail? But I thought celebrities never got jail time…

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Wait…, oh yeah….nevermind.

3:41 pm July, 6 Preston Sprayberry said...

I am crushed by the sad news about Ms Lohan’s unwarranted incarceration by the Los Angeles GESTAPO. As I thought about what I could do as her new REGIONAL Director of the Lindsay Lohan International Fan Club one word came to mind:

SQUELCH

Oh I haven’t forgotten the cruel insults hurled toward Ms. Lohan by the Vulgarians of this website and I am here now to draw a LINE IN THE SAND. Read my lips: until she is vindicated

LEAVE…LINDSAY …ALONE

truth be told!

-Preston J. Sprayberry, REGONAL DIRECTOR, LLIFC

3:43 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

His tatts make him look like a corpse that fell out of Lindsay Lohan’s vagina.

3:47 pm July, 6 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Damn, I have to dwell in this regular universe now.

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Side note, know how many tattoos Trent Reznor has?

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NONE.

Remember that you wanna be rock star types.

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Oh, and go kill yourself.

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Damn, I’m an angry fuck in this regular universe.

3:48 pm July, 6 Baron Von Goolo said...

Five minutes ago, Jenna Kim had no tattoos. The Mosi is leaking and you’re gonna need some acetone and a wire brush to get that off, hunneh.

3:54 pm July, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

A new England Patriots reference?, nice DB1. Mosi was cool this guy is a mess those shorts are horrendous and she’s a scrag.

4:39 pm July, 6 Turdacious said...

RIP Mosi

The bad ones live

4:59 pm July, 6 Drop-a-Douche said...

No fair making fun of tattooed douchebags who have cerebral palsy. He’s got two incurable diseases, one of which has already crept onto his well-shaved nurse’s right hip.

Find a cure, people!

5:25 pm July, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

I don’t even know why they bother wearing clothes, what with all those tatt patterns taking the place of printed fabrics.

She, on the other hand, in spite of a few tatts, looks nicely nekkid. And nice nekkid.

Except for her ORANGE face next to her pale all-other-body parts” display. Poo facials need to be banned.

5:26 pm July, 6 Deltus said...

BVG, again with the astute observations. Yes, those tatts aren’t just tatts. They’re self-aware symbiotes of The Virus, and they can spread at will from person to person. Sad, really, but if you lie with dogs, you catch fleas.

6:03 pm July, 6 Dicy said...

The novelty of a dangly belly button ring wears off really fast. Even if you just wanna flaunt it in a bikini, they are pointless because if you move too fast they just fall apart! Aw, hell, who actually swims at a Las Vegas pool these days anyways? They are only there as a breeding ground for herpes.

6:19 pm July, 6 Mr. White said...

You know you might have bad taste in men if you decide to get a tattoo of your first domestic abuse bruise on your belly.

Damn, that was dark. I blame Lindsay Lohan, or more specifically, her dark, cavernous, alcohol-infused vagina.

6:57 pm July, 6 Steve L. said...

I went on a vaca and now I’m drunk.

Just to come back to a tatted punk.

Jenna Kim really fires up my bunk.

but this pic reek of Vegas funk.

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hey it’s not an iambic pentameter if there’s no rhyme.

and i don’t care if my pentameters aren’t perfect. i just shot 2 gins and 2 whiskeys. weird combo, i know.

6:58 pm July, 6 Doucheblaster said...

Okay tattooed Moses helped me make up my mind for tonights fornication…I’m calling over the Asian hookers

7:25 pm July, 6 Justin said...

Dude, don’t take a sip of your drink, there’s a mini meathead douchebag in your UCC!

8:47 pm July, 6 MoeDouche said...

I’d forgive her dating a tatted bold-headed DB but a DB wearing a leotard fabric shorts? COME ON!

8:54 pm July, 6 MoeDouche said...

Darn it. Misspelled ‘bald’…

8:59 pm July, 6 The Mentaculus said...

What’s Mosi’s belly say? Best as I can tell, this is a Hebrew script tattoo

rendering of the word OM (alt. AUM)—as in yoga class chanting etc.–except, it’s effin backwards! Backwards. Should read “Aleph Vav Mem” right to left; reads “MO”.

9:20 pm July, 6 Troy Tempest said...

Why did she get a tattoo of a tumour on her belly?

9:22 pm July, 6 The Mentaculus said...

^ ^ Apparently, this cretin is not the only disappointed victim of a Photoshop font-direction fail and an incredibly stupid notion of what design might make for a good pseudo-mystical tatt: Bad Hebrew Tattoos

10:59 pm July, 6 Baleen said...

After landing on douche island, her pubes made a run for it.

11:02 pm July, 6 Vin Douchal said...

This photo is Beezlebub welcoming me to my own personal hell

12:06 am July, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

That’s not a tumor-tatt on her belly, it’s the site of her future ileostomy after she gets totally involved with this front-end choader, gets an STD, takes way too many antibiotics to cure it, suffers intestinal breakdown from antibiotics killing off normal gut-flora, develops the inflammatory bowel disease ulcerative colitis as a reaction to flora-imbalance, suffers bloody diarrhea on a day-and-night basis, goes on prednisone to control it after sulfasalazine fails to work, suffers decompensation from steroid use, develops toxic megacolon and is rushed to emergency surgery to remove her entire colon.

Staggers the mind to think that a douchebag could be the cause of an ostomy bag.

6:14 am July, 7 doucheywallnuts said...

Here’s a line to pair with DB1’s first line of iambic pentameter….

“Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind…”

6:41 am July, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This douche has tattoo Tourettes. He was sitting in the shop and kept blurting out, “SHIT on my stomach! FLAMES out my ass! CHEST BIRD!” Poor artist was just doin’ what he kept saying. She has no excuse. Would any of us take such a fine canvas and ruin it by putting the bust of Sigmund the Sea Monster on it? No. She should be sent to the playpen where Mr. White and Medusa could give her a proper spanking.

7:41 am July, 7 UFO Destroyers said...

Sweet Jenna’s dating a retarded person.

I sense that Mosi talks just like Lil’ Kevin, but smells worse.

8:27 am July, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Female GSR. Nice.

9:03 am July, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

Ok. Tattoos of hebrew letters = autodouche. And a petition by the Lubavitch Rabbi for a personal lightning strike upon the offender.

3:06 pm July, 7 Stephanie said...

This looks like the hair blob that I found in my shower clog.

I made a rhyme.

9:22 am July, 9 Wankel Scrotary Engine said...

@ IRA – GSR? Galvanic skin response? Gigantic sweaty rump? Genuine Scrote Reptile?

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