Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Muggy Bear 'Bag

Pointy tip, Douche Shirt and Zombie Stare tell us the truth about Muggy Bear’s philosophical outlook:

High School is for suckas.

The Margarita Sisters squeeze my limes and salt my mojitos with a dash of paprika. And for that, I honor their ancestors by stealing their socks from the hamper while they’re at church. And by church, I mean appearing nightly at the “Classy Lady” off Interstate 64, between the Kinkos and around the corner from Bob’s Country Bunker.

# posted by douchebag1
2:09 pm July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is there a 500 hit minimum with an ugly stick before you’re allowed into the “Classy Lady”. It sure as heel looks that way. Yeech!

2:09 pm July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ heel Really/ Really, dumbass? Try hell instead.

2:15 pm July, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I mean appearing nightly at the “Classy Lady” off Interstate 64

Good, then there’s still an outside chance I can get one of their phone #s…

2:32 pm July, 6 anonymous said...

Bob’s Country Bunker? I see I’m not the only Blues Brothers fan here.

2:33 pm July, 6 tall guy said...

I mean, this is the type of douche that i always want to hit. I can’t say that about every douche, but this cockneck deserves a closed fist driven into his wannabee hard man’s face.

Bleth on the left clearly my first choice for sibling sexin fun times. Then middle and then, only with what energy remains, slitty-eyed Rosita on right.

2:43 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

Whoever let a man into the Classy Lady wearing stockings over his head needs to be fired.

3:38 pm July, 6 Baron Von Goolo said...

His mystery solving days far behind him, Tin-Tin now owns ‘The Secret of The Spearmint Unicorn’, Belgium’s hottest gentlemen’s club.

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Tin-Tin helps all the new hires discover said Secret: that if you rub the horn just the right way, it makes glitter.

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Captain Haddock just looks on from the bar, and vurps into his peanut-caked beard again.

4:00 pm July, 6 soy bomb said...

Haha. F*ckin Tin-Tin reference. Rock on BVG.

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In other news. I was afraid this day might come. Preeeeetttyyy sure that I know the lovely lady on the far left. It was only a matter of time. Confirmation that this pic was taken in either LA or Vegas (slam-dunk, right?) is all the evidence I need to nod/shake my head in delight/shame.

5:22 pm July, 6 Deltus said...

BVG, kudos on the TinTin reference. I was going to make fun of Muggy’s attempt at looking dangerous (which only ends up making him look dumb and vapid), but I’d rather enjoy your reference a little more. *puts feet up*

5:31 pm July, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

Zombie stare tells me that douchetip hair is really an antenna and he’s been temporarily disabled by alien signals from the Silver Star.

No other reasonable explanation works for such a ‘tude among hottie chickadees.

5:32 pm July, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

Okay, okay. It IS hot and muggy in July heatwave, so maybe that explains Muggy Bear’s space-cadet stare.

6:47 pm July, 6 Steve L. said...

if you enjoyed high school, you’re a douchebag.

but i would totally track down the high school yearbooks of the Margarita Sisters. and then loiter around the female washrooms of their old high schools until the school staff call the cops.

6:51 pm July, 6 straightgrain said...

Bob’s Country Bunker??? They’ve got both kinds of music: country & western! And hot on right is wearing way to much undie.

7:34 pm July, 6 dbBen said...

I submit to the congregation that this is in fact a Douchebag/Bleeth wedding and that we have bridesmaid dresses on the left.

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I just can’t decide if Muggy Bear is the Groom or the Priest (After the order of High Priest Audiger)

8:16 pm July, 6 massengill said...

Pep Girls?

9:12 pm July, 6 Guid is Good said...

How much for the Margarita Sisters? How much for the women?

What?

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children.

9:22 pm July, 6 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

3/4 are making duckface. Best just to move on.

11:03 pm July, 6 Baleen said...

The chicks’ farts smell like cilantro and corn meal.

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And I’m okay with that.

11:58 pm July, 6 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Sizemore looks healthy.

8:08 am July, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I will refer to this douchebag as Nipplehead….

3:09 pm July, 7 Stephanie said...

The zombie stare you refer to in simply stupid. This big bubba works out moving dirt from one pile to another.

5:26 pm July, 7 Douches Wild said...

This guy looks like a latex chew-toy

10:33 pm July, 7 bassackwards said...

Sizemoreski knuckledragski

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