Wednesday, July 7, 2010

My Roommate the Douchebag

Sometimes a brotha can’t get no relief.

# posted by douchebag1
2:51 pm July, 7 Mock Turtle said...

Evacuate.

Then nuke it from orbit.

It’s the only way to be sure.

(Thanks to “Aliens” for the line.)

2:54 pm July, 7 Ohio FJ said...

Spectacular

3:09 pm July, 7 Guns-N-Douches said...

Poor dood shoulda delivered that empty Absolut bottle to the back of T-Y’s head.

Can we put something in Axe bodyspray that causes impotence?

3:22 pm July, 7 Musicman said...

Damn that video was depressing at the end….I wanna help the brotha out. I feel like I wanna punch that chick for some reason.

3:30 pm July, 7 DarkSock said...

…then he calmly walked back to his room with an idea for a new website designed to feature douchebags and the hot chicks that fell for them. With commentary.

3:31 pm July, 7 DarkSock said...

I miss the parallel universe.

.

There. I said it.

3:38 pm July, 7 DarkSock said...

white powdery nostrils on DB#3 was a subtle touch.

6:19 pm July, 7 Crucial Head said...

I did notice one of the “actors” in this skit had the last name Louis… so maybe DarkSock is onto something.

6:20 pm July, 7 Troy Tempest said...

The problem with douchenozzles is that any fiction (like the video) that points out their stupidity and narcissistic self absorption necessarily PALES in comparison to the actual inanity of their pitiful useless and pointless lives.

6:32 pm July, 7 Deltus said...

Saw that ending coming a mile away. Still painful to watch though.

6:52 pm July, 7 Captain Literal said...

Please, Deltus. I doubt you could see your computer monitor from one mile away, much less see or hear the events taking place upon it. You are prone to hyperbole, clearly.

7:36 pm July, 7 Steve L. said...

my laptop refused to load the full 4.5 minutes of this video.

next i’m gonna train my laptop to refuse to load any of this video.

7:48 pm July, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Brutal

8:22 pm July, 7 Dicy said...

That was so funny.. until the ending. Poor guy. The worst part is, this exact story has probably happened countless times.

9:42 pm July, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

I believe that’s the reason most of us are here to begin with.

And somewhere out there, Ice Cube is lamenting, “Dear God, what hath I wrought?”

9:44 pm July, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Damn Dicy! Nice rack and outstanding cleavite! I’ve completely forgotten what I was going to say about the douchebag in question.

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And by completely forgotten I mean nice rack and outstanding cleavite!

1:07 am July, 8 God said...

SCROTATO = DOUCHE!

3:17 am July, 8 lucious lupus john said...

brilliant! i doubt the actors were acting, or were they? if so, they really dedicated themselves to the hair and clothes.

6:14 am July, 8 Dicy said...

@Mr Scrotato, gosh I feel so objectified. I mean, all I did was put up a cute avatar with absolutely no ulterior motives! I get my inspiration from Boris’ hott, though. And Medusa, but, of course, all good things come from Medusa.

7:15 am July, 8 boatbutter said...

Well done.

I like how Brotha was immune. Perhaps melanocyte density acts as some sort of barrier to Grieco. Clearly she had a weakened immune system, but her susceptibility may also be testament to its virulence. Russkies also seem particularly vulnerable. I’m realizing this vid raises lots of questions.

7:30 am July, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

Run, Brotha Run!

Fly, Brotha, FLY!!!

7:31 am July, 8 mr.reeve said...

The best part was the loud talking on the cell phone Armenian/Euro Bag with the coke and mute stripper/bleeth. Good job.

7:46 am July, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

My brotha, this is an AK-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every mutherfucker in the house, accept no substitute!

9:57 am July, 8 Euripidouche said...

that was actually more painful than funny…because its so true.

10:51 am July, 8 One for the Choad said...

The wave of mock is clearly on the rise. Why is there no equal but opposite reaction from the ‘bag? This clip makes baby Jesus cry.

11:18 am July, 8 Jaques Doucheteau said...

I had a chicken which pooped its intestines out its ass once.

10:05 pm July, 8 Sir David Douchenborough said...

You know, Darwin would point out that in cases of sexual selection, males would have adaptive features that would be, in terms of long term fitness, be detrimental. It becomes more pronounced when this results in runaway selection where these traits continue to evolve.

Upon looking at this clip, and realizing the uncanny reflection of current douchebaggery, I think Darwin would have never imagined it would have become this bad . As long as there are bleeths, there will be a selective advantage for bags. And the douche feedback continues to churn out this sorrowful contingent in society.

10:08 pm July, 8 Stephanie said...

Well,I could have written a better story…this is my ending….the black dude poisoned his crap roommates,and then served them up as sausage to some other douches.

Sorry,it’s hot,and I’m weak from the weather,and I’m a sicko.

6:09 am July, 9 Peter Dragon said...

What’s LeBron James doing in this video?

6:48 am July, 9 mr.reeve said...

@Stephanie,

Motel Hell fan?

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