Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Nick Preps for Brain Surgery

Don’t worry, Nick. There’s still hope.

Carol’s bartending career is just temporary until she can pay off all that debt from her trip with Kendra and Maryliene to Cancun back on that crazzzy summer of ’09. It was worth it.

# posted by douchebag1
7:18 am July, 6 Wheezer said...

Brain surgery? I thought he had already been lobotomized?

.

I guess they’re cleaning up what they missed the first time.

7:18 am July, 6 Mr. White said...

Nick was torn between his desire to show his individuality with his haircut, and yet still observer Orthodox Jewish law regarding his sideburns.

7:33 am July, 6 Troy Tempest said...

Mr White FTW. That was quick.

7:33 am July, 6 euripidouche said...

wow those are some quality hogans, rarer still on a cutie little lollipops and kittens face such as hers, in fact i would go so far as to say they are knockers almost jugs even…

i would drag this choad out of the club by his sideburns and bounce his head off of a concrete bollard til he confessed that being a whiny emo bitch was his only chance of getting laid with whichever gender came along first.

7:42 am July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Edward Shaverhands. He practised down below and cut his Jesus sized cocck off.

7:56 am July, 6 Bag Margera said...

What unholy desolate burg allows something like this scene to happen?

7:57 am July, 6 The 'Bag Piper fae Edinburgh said...

in fact i would go so far as to say they are knockers almost jugs even…

in my part of the world, chestular curvatures of that magnitude as known as ‘chebs’.

8:02 am July, 6 massengill said...

The doctors say he’s afflicted with emophilia.

8:14 am July, 6 DarkSock said...

Nick learned a hard lesson about fellating a running lawn mower.

8:16 am July, 6 DarkSock said...

Nick Carter: Latest Victim of the Freshman Nair Pillow Prank.

8:17 am July, 6 DarkSock said...

His semi-shaved groin looks a bearded Jimmy Durante choking on boiled socks.

8:20 am July, 6 Deltus said...

His emo face is particularly punch-worthy, especially considering the sweet- innocent face of her contrasted with the nice, round mamms she’s sporting. That’s real emo-choad infection of girl next door hott right there. Fortunately, he’s providing the hand grips to hold his head still whilst foot stomping to the face is taking place, which is surprisingly helpful for a taintwank like him.

8:24 am July, 6 smackdouche said...

I had to immediately scroll down to see Lily and save my eyesight.

By the way, that word “eyesight”, what other kind of sight would it be? Nosesight? Do I also want to save my “earhearing”?

8:41 am July, 6 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

So, being able to score front row tickets to EMF still warrants a hott in 2010?

Who knew?

8:42 am July, 6 clam fist said...

I have a feeling that he is wearing pink converse to be ironic.

9:07 am July, 6 Bag Margera said...

Since there’s no weekly, I think its safe to say this mutton mouth takes the prize. She is perfect, and he is putrid.

9:18 am July, 6 Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear said...

I don’t want to live in a world where Crispin Glover’s son can get laid.

9:20 am July, 6 DarkSock said...

Nick learned a hard lesson about fellating a drunken Donkey Douche while he was trying to shave his groin.

9:20 am July, 6 i killed a hobo said...

That lower “sideburn” hides the air valve.

9:21 am July, 6 i killed a hobo said...

On him as well.

9:28 am July, 6 mr.reeve said...

Carol, why? Nick isn’t in your league at all. Go and enroll yourself at a UC right away. Nick’s future is changing tires at the local Pep Boys and rockin out with his E-blow band at night.

10:18 am July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think this might be one of my former advisees. No shit. I’m actually serious here. I should’ve killed him when I had the chance. Stoopid me.

10:26 am July, 6 creature said...

the latest in Hassadim hairwear

10:26 am July, 6 creature said...

who said the Rabbi son couldn’t have flair?

10:29 am July, 6 creature said...

removing the safety guard from the Flo-Bee proved to be a grievous error

11:00 am July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

On the plus side, any time you can have your conjoined twin give you a lower back massage, life is good.

11:30 am July, 6 Fatness said...

More proof that god has a sick sense of humor.

12:31 pm July, 6 Stephanie said...

Maybe I can rope his mouth rings and drag his ass behind my Mustang? That’s one way to clean the road.

1:28 pm July, 6 tall guy said...

Oh, Carol. She is warm, hottie goodness. Nick deserves to be knocked out.

2:17 pm July, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

Orthodox douchebags have landing strips on the top of their heads and dispense with the hats and yarmulkes.

2:19 pm July, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

I wonder if his circumcision cuts are as original as the haircut.

2:22 pm July, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

Well, at least she has nice little black ropes to guide his head as he does the cunnilingus thingy, although that head stubble might be itchy as chiggers on her inner thighs.

Rid ’em cowgirl!

3:12 pm July, 6 Turdacious said...

Rabbi Crispin Glover

5:41 pm July, 6 Heroin Bob said...

Fuckin’ Poser!

6:02 pm July, 6 Steve L. said...

what’s in store for Carol after she pays off all her debt?

.

BRAIN SURGERY.

… sorry.

12:34 am July, 7 Crocodile Dun Douche said...

God I hope she doesn’t know he’s behind her, that would make my day. What are the odds thats just some strange freakshow lens flare camera malfunction and that douche doesn’t actually exist… please Carol, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE!

5:11 pm July, 7 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Worst. Hairstyle. Ever.

1:22 am July, 19 Mr T said...

I uploaded this guy a while ago, heres some New Zealand douche. our ones dont even work for the douche, they just go for shock value instead of hitting the gym.

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