Monday, July 19, 2010

Prince Warren Assholian of Monaco Voted

Prince Warren Assholian of Monaco and Annoyed Princess Anna wanted to take time off from their HCwDB crown wearing duties to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.

Meanwhile, reader Bryan plays with friday’s HCwDB Tapout logo and discovers that Mindy and Four Prong just opened the first HCwDB clothing store.

# posted by douchebag1
11:29 am July, 19 Bagnonymous said...

Technically, Prince W. Assholian and Princess Anna got into their modified DeLorean, travelled 25 years into the future, and THEN cast their votes for HCwDB of the Week.

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They later returned to 1985 and ruled the dance floor with their pop ‘n’ lock moves to the latest Pet Shop Boys single.

11:31 am July, 19 Wheezer said...

Bryan for the Hall of Mock!

11:32 am July, 19 Baleen said...

If the Eighties took a dump, this would be floating in the bowl.

11:35 am July, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice work Bryan!!!, Prince Warren looks like a gayer version of the lead singer from Duran-Duran while Princess Anna is a mess

11:36 am July, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

When I see shit like that I get pissed that I’m too impatient to learn PhotoShop.

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Excellent job, Smithers, excellent.

11:53 am July, 19 bigphatnotadouche said...

Nice work Bryan: Please include DB1 on all future earnings or he will call a lawyer on your ass.

12:01 pm July, 19 Baleen said...

“Fists of Poo”

nice…

12:02 pm July, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

Excellent, Bryan, Excellent. Now, if we can just get DB1 to call him FiveProng instead of FourProng, my online day will have been made complete.

12:11 pm July, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

Is this dude a member of the New Ashmolean Marching Society and Student Conservatory Band, or is that a stock Napoleonand Josephine stare I see glaring at me?

12:12 pm July, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice one Bryan. We should all be more graphically inclined. And by inclined I mean that is the way I would shtup princess Fellatio Von Bitchyface in the arsehole at my Bavarian Vinterhaus.

12:22 pm July, 19 smackdouche said...

Frankie say “RELAX”

12:37 pm July, 19 Deltus said...

Bryan, excellent work!

1:02 pm July, 19 Southern Scrotic said...

Bryan demonstrates how to “GET SOME” with Photoshop.

Well done.

1:13 pm July, 19 Crucial Head said...

Bryan, I’ve been looking to hire someone with excellent Photoshop skillz.

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*call me*

1:20 pm July, 19 creature said...

who put the umbrella up her ass?

1:23 pm July, 19 Anonymous said...

They look European.

1:31 pm July, 19 Mr. Biggs said...

Wow that’s some fancy photoshopping there. Almost as fancy as Eurogrieco’s pompadour.

And princess Anna’s gaze breaks through mirrors.

1:40 pm July, 19 Steve L. said...

this is why arranged marriages suck.

2:15 pm July, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Dayum, Bryan, that is great work, son.

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Go buy yourself an overpriced six pack of some foreign beer at BevMo.

2:15 pm July, 19 Bag Margera said...

Excellent work Brian.

2:19 pm July, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wait, what’s that smell? Are we going to see a merchandise section soon on the site???

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As for these two… It wasn’t easy to live up to the reputation of their parents but Chad LeBon and Mildred Lauper thought they would give one last try so that they could cash in on the ’80s too.

2:46 pm July, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s some mad photoshop skillz, Bryan. Mad, mad, mad.

4:04 pm July, 19 Douches Wild said...

SLAP-A-BILITY, Prince Warren is thy name. This nimrod couple constitutes and enormous skid-mark in the pants of civilization.

4:54 pm July, 19 Mr. Biggs said...

Seriously, this kind of aristocratic pomp is the reason why we ultimately enjoyed bombing half of Europe.

9:23 pm July, 19 creature said...

they both look like they ate a pickled onion out of Archduke Franz Joseph’s fart pocket… it’s a Hapsburgh tradition

10:53 pm July, 19 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Thanks for the props everybody! Glad to lend my services to the cause!

Enjoy!

~Bryan

(aka Battlescrote Galactica)

11:26 pm July, 19 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Good work, Brian.

As for Princess Anna…not hot but doable in a crazy “rescue me from the trailer park and I’ll do ANYTHING you want” kinda way.

10:14 am July, 20 DarkSock said...

The King and Queen of Kentucky.

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Photoshopped? You mean…the store’s not real? There went Christmas…

8:33 pm July, 20 Stephanie said...

Hey Simon Le Bon called and he wants you to quit doing that Duran Duran cover band you’re doing (in 1982).

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