Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Reader Mail: From Russia With Chin Pube

Reader Tatiana writes in from Russia:

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Hiya,

Here are a couple of pictures of my friend Kristina who lives in Siberia, Russia, and keeps hanging out with these douchebags. She is a smart girl, just finished Law School, but her taste in men is horrendous.

– Tatiana

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In Russia, Douche bags you!

# posted by douchebag1
1:29 pm July, 28 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I’d like to nuzzle Kristina’s furry Kremlin.

1:31 pm July, 28 Troy Tempest said...

Kristina is lovely.

Her choice in men is pathetic.

Her options in life are few – live in one dying empire or emigrate to another dying empire. I bet when she queefs in the tub, it smells like lavender.

1:31 pm July, 28 tall guy said...

Hmmm, the very leggy Kristina is tasty.

1:34 pm July, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I may have to order her as my bride. I will teach her to mock the douche and then she will divorce me and take all I have, leaving me a broken man who does nothing all day but sit in the park feeding the pigeons.

1:39 pm July, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Law school. Mmm hmm. Yeah. By “law school” you mean callous murderous undercover spy for the KGB.

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These two fellers never showed up after these photos were snapped but two unindentifiable human skeletal remains were found in a lye tank in Kristina’s neighborhood. There is no word for “coincidence” in Russian

1:41 pm July, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Holy hyenas, is she howling HOTT.

Her men are NOTT.

1:42 pm July, 28 Crucial Head said...

A cute Russian hott named Kristina

Went out with a douchie hyena

But his low cut shirt

Stopped any more flirt

So she used her heels to crush his weena.

1:44 pm July, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Isn’t Siberia where they banish the baddies? No wonder she has questionable taste if all she sees are the banished.

She needs to be carefully taught “certain fine distinctions” AKA “points of law.” I suggest finishing school in Amerika!”

1:44 pm July, 28 Crucial Head said...

By the balls of Lämp!

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What did you eat for breakfast Whoop-Di-Douche? Verily, the hyena theme hath been laid down.

1:50 pm July, 28 Doucheblaster said...

If you wake up the next morning after spending the night with a beautiful russian woman in St. Petersburg and you still have your watch and both kidneys…you made out great!

1:52 pm July, 28 jonezy said...

Inflammable means flammable?

.

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What a Country!?!?

1:53 pm July, 28 Douchble Helix said...

Nice gams. What’s the sister whining about?

1:54 pm July, 28 jonezy said...

I’m surprised there is yet a reference to Tony Montana….

1:56 pm July, 28 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I’d like to launch my intercontinental ballistic missle into Kristina’s trench.

1:57 pm July, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

HMMMM!!!! Kristina

1:57 pm July, 28 scrotum pole said...

Tatiana there’s no need to fret.

There’s still hope for your hot friend yet.

Just remind the young lady,

Of what we said in the eighties,

To the douche, “Just say niet!”

2:20 pm July, 28 Good Chief Geroniscrote said...

Watch out for her “Red Square”…

2:22 pm July, 28 Mr. Biggs said...

This is why men don’t take female lawyers seriously.

2:26 pm July, 28 Army of Douche-ness said...

ok, niehte rof these guys look like douchebags, they just aren’t particularly handsome.

2:29 pm July, 28 massengill said...

The first guy doesn’t seem all that douchey, but he is the oldest looking 24 year old I’ve ever seen.

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Tatiana, send me one of those mail order forms and I’ll rescue Katrina.

2:37 pm July, 28 creature said...

I’d ring out her ballelika

2:40 pm July, 28 creature said...

kritina’s a tasty little blini

who I long to see in bikini

with great zeal

i’d make her squeal

as I impale her on swollen weenie

4:52 pm July, 28 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Kristina appears to be doing a bit of her own douchemock in the pic, as is right & proper. The guy in the linked pic? Meh… Not feelin’ full-blown d’nozzle with him, but I am feeling Kristina’s outfit in certain locations below the belt.

5:07 pm July, 28 Troy Tempest said...

Will you be my friend?

5:36 pm July, 28 Steve L. said...

hey Tatiana, can you, like, invite Kristina over to your place for some lesbian sex?

oh and Tatiana is a great name too!

8:02 pm July, 28 G said...

I’d let her stroke my Kalishnikov, and fondle my Scuds…

8:52 pm July, 28 Troy Tempest said...

Fuck – we’re getting spamflooded by assholes.

9:28 pm July, 28 creature said...

like I’d buy something from you dickwad, after you pollute my favorite site?

get a clue nimrod

11:48 pm July, 28 Baleen said...

Douchski’s eyebrows look like two charred slugs. Doesn’t he have a big head compared to his torso?

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Hey boss, we should have a “large cranium” category on the left side of the page. We’ll call it the Hall of Disproportionate Domes. HoDD.

12:20 am July, 29 Wheezer said...

Kristina and Tatiana need to visit me in Cincinnati.

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That is all.

12:22 am July, 29 Wheezer said...

@Baleen, 11:48 p.m. –

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I’m up for a Hall of Titanic Taters.

5:40 am July, 29 Eliza Douchecoo said...

The only thing about this guy I don’t like is his shaved side head, who does that? Vanilla Ice? Jared Allen? Those 2 guys can get away with it, this loser can’t, even though it seems to have lured some boobies his way.

5:41 am July, 29 Eliza Douchecoo said...

whoops wrong thread somehow….I need some damn coffee.

8:05 am July, 29 Claude Douchenburg said...

Beauty is a curse.

10:38 am July, 29 I R A Darth Aggie said...

It could be worse: the douche could be this guy. Some clueless git attempts to invoke the rock star exemption, but being a douche isn’t a requirement for playing hockey…

12:35 pm July, 30 Jimmy said...

MMMM love them Russian women. Funny to think of the US propaganda about Russia women being frumpy when in fact they have a higher hott ratio

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