Thursday, July 8, 2010

Reader Mail: Meeting Four Prong's Kimmy K

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DB1:

I got dragged to a “club” in a Seattle suburb last week, and who should happen to catch me in her smoldering gaze but Four Prong’s Kimmy K. (of Four Prong and the K Sisters).

Fortunately, there was no sign of the Pronger, but I found a snapshot of her with a BrothaBag just to abide the rules of the site. (evidence in photo 2) At first I was unsure of ‘Bag status, until I saw the tone-on-tone arm fung and dearth of brain function stare.

Kimmy’s the real deal, albeit paid-to-pose. Not sure if she’s aware of her Internet lore, but I wasn’t letting on. Although I’m certain she’s aware of my affections — the intermittent pitching of woo mixed with subtle weeping should have her avoiding my texts…

Fighting the good fight in the PNW.

- The Yellow Dart

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Always enjoyable to hear from a fellow ‘bag hunter finding a real world H.C., although Brothabag Gabe here earns a clear and unequivocal nottadouche. That dude is stone cold badass. He would make me his prison bitch.

Kimmy is all sorts of P.T.P. sultry. And for that, I open my wallet and my heart to her “going through the motions” charm.

# posted by douchebag1
10:42 am July, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Kimmy is yummy. Her shoulder tatt acts as a nibble area and money shot target. She’s a multi-tasker.

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10:56 am July, 8 Euripidouche said...

what is up with the finger mustache in pic 2, and the scribble tat that makes it a recursive hitler…sorry not feeling the kimmy k….the other brunette has some otilf

office temp i’d like to fuck going on,and the blonde clearly has rich parents, but that second pic kills the kimmy k boner for me.

11:02 am July, 8 Jaques Doucheteau said...

I’m reminded of my childhood Basset Hound, which had a tumor on its back which ruptured, and flies laid eggs in it…

11:23 am July, 8 Wheezer said...

The last shot of her (no ‘bags) shows Kimmy is apparently also paid to pose while pregnant.

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There simply must not be any Pronger Jr.’s running around. Ever.

11:47 am July, 8 The Know said...

I guess the debate on 4 Prongs sex will be answered if the kid comes out with mini-prongs.

11:52 am July, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think I’d go with Kimmy’s slightly taller PTP wingwoman…what can I say, I wanna play “connect the dots” with her freckles!

11:58 am July, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Looks like Kimmy is a multitasker when she’s not dancing/stripping? (see original pic with 4prong) she moonlights as a Coors girl (notice the shirt in pic 2). They are the worst type handing out garbage bottle openers, cheesy t-shirts and trying to encourage you to drink whatever brand they are hawking.

2:17 pm July, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

It’s certainly a nice change of pace to hear about something out of the Seattloe area besides that Barefoot Bandit teen thief-extraordinaire.

2:18 pm July, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

Or BigFoot, for that matter….sorry about misspelling Seattle.

2:41 pm July, 8 Merle Baggard said...

She looked a lot better with the pronger. not sure why?

3:51 pm July, 8 ehcuodouche said...

@The Yellow Dart

That’s a cool name! What grade did you get on your Englilsh paper?

3:53 pm July, 8 Crucial Head said...

Stephon Marbury celebrates the demise of his last remaining brain cell before succumbing to the sweet ether of chronic necrosis.

3:54 pm July, 8 Crucial Head said...

Unbeknownst to Agnes, Agatha, and Ariel, they were now firmly insconced in the sticky grasp of the dreaded ‘Black Widower.’

4:26 pm July, 8 Troy Tempest said...

When they woke up, they were just heads in boxes.

5:37 pm July, 8 lucious lupus john is still thinking about the "used condom on the floor" scene from the "my roommate is a douchebag" video said...

i think the camera flash just transformed these women into instant bleeth

7:24 am July, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kimmy looked at her best in the initial Four Prong photo…Could it be he brings out the best in bleeths?

8:32 am July, 10 Steve L. said...

i’m afraid i have to slap a douche verdict on Brothabag Gabe.

but yeah Kimmy is fine PTP hotness.

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