Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Reader Mail: The Grieco Virus Reaches India

Reader Krishna writes in from India:

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In case you don’t know DB1…. edhardy is taking over India.

What you see in the picture is Indian kids walking the ramp. You know…I wouldn’t have had any issue if they walked around in traditional garb. What the hell is with this shirtlessness? white belts?

How do I stop this? The priests in the temples balked when I showed them this picture and asked them the same question. Each of them screamed in agony scratching their eyes and immediately embarked on a spiritual journey that requires tens of years of meditation. Before they left on their journey, they cursed me for showing them this picture and wept openly about the state of their country.

May the combined powers of Vishnu, Ganesh and Siva save this country now.

– Krishna

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HCwDB is but one cry against the maelstrom of global cultural neoliberal neocolonialist douchography and the crisis of logo and the body.

Do what you can to mock, Krishna. As the Daoist Monks have taught us, sarcastic mocking is the only way to enlightenment.

# posted by douchebag1
12:52 pm July, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I weep for the future.

1:36 pm July, 13 Mr. White said...

@doc bunsen

Quite to the contrary, I have been given hope. I work in an industry that has slowly being shipped overseas to cheap development houses in India. If they get the Greico virus, it could destroy their hard-working, low-paid workforce and replace them with entitled, idiotic asshats.

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Now THAT’S something the U.S. can compete with.

1:43 pm July, 13 John Mark Karr said...

I confess, I molested and killed all these boys.

1:45 pm July, 13 Anonymous said...

So, not only is there a homoerotic subtext for douche culture, there is also a pedophilic undercurrent?

1:49 pm July, 13 Bagnonymous said...

This is f*cking disgusting. This makes me long for 4Prong, Swifferhead, and the Sharkbag.

1:55 pm July, 13 Condouchious say... said...

Ed Hardy is the worst thing to happen to children in India since the Kali Thugee cult in Temple of Doom.

2:00 pm July, 13 Bagnonymous said...

The fungus nuggets pictured here aren’t even full-grown bags. Shall we instead refer to them as Douchelings? Douchesacks? Douchewallets?

2:03 pm July, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Condouchious

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One word for ya: Bhopal

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@ Mr. White

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I feel for you. Pretty soon all college classes will be held via “distance learning” at “on-line universities”. At that point, I’ll know we’re in the throws of Idiocracy full bore. I think that is also the time that I won’t hesitate to put a single round in my .45, point it at my head, and hope for the best.

2:08 pm July, 13 mr.reeve said...

Poor Indians. First the white man takes his country and gives him fire water and reservations. Now the white man gives him the Hardy douche flu? God damn Europeans!!! Wait, wrong continent. Sorry.

2:14 pm July, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Nothing there that can’t be cured by a rise in sea level…

2:31 pm July, 13 Deltus said...

The shirtlessness smacks of paedophilia, and so this picture makes me angry in 2 ways. That shit ain’t right.

3:16 pm July, 13 Horace Dangleballs said...

It looks like an Oompa Loompa Gay Pride Parade. Call in the Gurkhas to wipe them off the face of the Earth.

3:20 pm July, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

I think you might want to show them the recent Frontline episode about boy dancers coming back in Afghanistan.

Yes, go ahead and snicker, it’s a euphemism. Powerful Afghani men buy little dancing boys and fuck them.

4:56 pm July, 13 Tom said...

Future constructor workers in Singapore.

5:21 pm July, 13 Dicy said...

What is the world coming to? I give up. I’m moving in the middle of the woods and forsaking mankind. Actually… I might pull a Capitan Nemo and take to the seas because I’m sure the taint has probably spread to the trees too. Nothing is safe!

5:34 pm July, 13 Steve L. said...

so the Indian economy hadn’t developed enough to get rid of child labor yet. bleurrrrrgh.

6:37 pm July, 13 creature said...

may peanut laden curry shoot out my ass to cover this abomination

8:11 pm July, 13 Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear said...

Bandhu slunk away from the Neverland Magic Bus entry ramp, dejected; no one told him Mister Jackson HATED red tattered jeans on his special boy pals.

9:47 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

This photograph is BAD KARMA.

9:48 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Somewhere on the Indian subcontinent, a herd of wild elephants is stampeding at the horror…and Ganesh is powerless to stop them.

9:49 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Never thought I’d see the day when looking at a group of Hari Krishnas in orange would be a glad sight.

9:53 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

So, if Diana Vreeland said “Pink is the navy blue of India,” what do you suppose she’d have said about this photograph?

“How IN VOGUE!

9:55 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Damn sight gives me the Shivas.

9:57 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Recently released cuts that landed on the editing floor show another side to the epic PBS production of “The Jewel In The Crown.”

9:57 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

Bollywood has gone bonkers,

10:04 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

This photo gives one pause: Did douche, in fact, arise in India? Is it the logical progression of the Beatles’ discovery of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and sitar music ,and their shameless corraling of the accoutrements of costume, incense, gaudy colors and even stranger behavior? Can George Harrison be channeling himself from the dead? IEven scarier, is this the fusion of Hindu and Muslim delights?Is Gandhi’s dream about to come true?

9:13 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

A sobbing Badhu slunk away from the palatial bedroom entrace; apparently Michael Jackson’s intense dislike of red pants cost him his ticket to the big sleepover.

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