Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Scott’s Tropical Cherries

When your package inadvertently forms a small shrubbery in between two palm trees, you might want to think of another look for the beach.

As to Mocha Chocolate Luvs Rayanne and Maya on the left, they bring high quality Sista Hott suckle thigh to HCwDB.

After buying her an overpriced Mai-Tai, I would offer humor and self deprecation that Rayanne would find surprisingly different from her brother’s annoying friends who are always hitting on her after class.

We would go back to my room at the Vegas Motel Coral Essex, where I would massage her shoulders with balms and lotion oils imported from Malaysa until she yawned and changed the channel to Discovery. Because Myth Busters was on.

# posted by douchebag1
4:30 pm July, 13 Ned's Atomic Douchebin said...

His package is so small that UPS doesn’t charge him for shipping and handling.
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Unfortunately, they cannot track it either.

4:34 pm July, 13 End the Haberdouchery said...

Hey guys, it’s not his fault. The pool wasn’t heated.

4:38 pm July, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

Ok. This looks distinctly under age. Either that or Forever 21 just opened their new offshoot, Forever 15.

4:44 pm July, 13 retard said...

What movie was that with the Hotel Coral Essex? Of course the naughty phrase that was spelled out when certain letters weren’t lit .. . .ah, lame 80’s teen boobie flicks.

4:48 pm July, 13 dewshey oxburger said...

Is that a vagina in your armpit, or are you happy to see me?

5:00 pm July, 13 Douchè said...

I’m going to have to call gaybaggery on this one.

5:02 pm July, 13 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

I object! Mythbusters is quality entertainment!

5:15 pm July, 13 tall guy said...

Here’s the thing: i surf and have done all my life and those board shorts (which are not board shorts at all) would earn Scotty a massive beam up to the stars via the closed ham fist of a true surfer. Oh, the horror!

5:28 pm July, 13 Steve L. said...

just you wait Scott. the minute Brothabag Leon shows up –

i guess that’s not much of an improvement.

6:26 pm July, 13 creature said...

twigs & berries…. not sausage & beans

6:26 pm July, 13 creature said...

Alex P Keaton is really douching it up these days

6:30 pm July, 13 DarkSock said...

Far Left Hott’s proportions need to be discussed openly….and by “discussed openly” I mean “probed vigorously”….and by “probed vigorously” I mean that if she’s under 21 I don’t see how that statement violates a certain person’s parole terms because c’mon, it’s a free country.

6:34 pm July, 13 DarkSock said...

erm, I mean, “over 21″…sorry….Freudian slut…I mean slit…I mean speed fuck….

7:13 pm July, 13 mr.reeve said...

Lots of junk in that trunk. I would take latina hot on the right and kick Scott in his junk……..if he had any. Dude, next time watch Spinal Tap and throw a cucumber in your shorts before you go out in public.
That’s not a twig that’s a pubic hair.

7:49 pm July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I got nuthin’ other than the observation that the girls all weigh more than he does.

7:57 pm July, 13 lubecock mc-tubesock said...

I only ask to come back as the weenie dog that gets a lucky lick in the sleeping upturned bunghole of thinwaist Mc-humperbunz on teh right side

7:58 pm July, 13 DarkSock said...

He’s hung like a length of dental floss trapt betwixt two BB’s.
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8:20 pm July, 13 The Dude said...

I almost want to give this poor chappy a notta pass.

Almost.

8:23 pm July, 13 creature said...

kid puts the WEE in weenie

8:42 pm July, 13 Bag Margera said...

Gaybaggery indeed. Besides the obvious, theres the colour of his glasses.

9:23 pm July, 13 Crucial Head said...

@Maria,
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Thanks for that shameless plug, Plinky’s Mom.

9:37 pm July, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

About those palm trees on his swimbriefs…Palm Breach, for lack of proper male etiquette in shamelessly exposing lack of male.

Oh, and those pink sunglassesm shout Girly Man.

9:40 pm July, 13 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

@ Maria,

That was the most hilarious thing I’ve read all day. The fact that you didn’t mean it to be funny makes it even better. Although what a plus sized dating site has to do with microween here is beyond me.

10:07 pm July, 13 G said...

He’s hung like a moth…

11:05 pm July, 13 Lord McBaggin said...

He’s the douchewad that stole my 13yr old sisters sunglasses at the beach last week, there pink for fuczake.
and my 6yr old brothers trunks too???

11:11 pm July, 13 creature said...

his package is so small they can’t even open it on little christmas

11:15 pm July, 13 creature said...

his package is so small his boner looks like a pimple

11:16 pm July, 13 creature said...

his package is so small mice wont fuck it

11:20 pm July, 13 Crucial Head said...

His package is so small it’s considered a carry-on item in the overhead compartments of a bumblebee.

11:21 pm July, 13 Crucial Head said...

His package is so small that Santa’s Elves can’t find it.

11:22 pm July, 13 Crucial Head said...

His package is so small that FedEx pays YOU to ship it.

12:07 am July, 14 Jaques Doucheteau said...

His package is so small it doesn’t meet the minimum size requirements to ship USPS (5” long X 3 1/2” high).

12:10 am July, 14 Jaques Doucheteau said...

His package is so small, he can thread a needle.

12:13 am July, 14 Jaques Doucheteau said...

His package is so small, A. Schiller wrote the Lord’s prayer on the head.

12:16 am July, 14 Jaques Doucheteau said...

His package is so small, you know less about its size the more you measure it.

12:22 am July, 14 P Showard Chunt said...

the blonde chick yesterday was more well hung than this scote.

musically speaking this pic is a chord progression
A C DB A.

4:12 am July, 14 scrotum pole said...

We’re making progress.

4:18 am July, 14 scrotum pole said...

^ The bad news is, I’ll have to quit wearing my speedos and sandals with white socks.
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Dammit.

5:21 am July, 14 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

We need more Sista Hots. Or maybe they are so few here because, on the whole, they tend to have better taste? Let’s act to keep it that way!

6:39 am July, 14 Vic said...

His package is so small it has been Myth busted.

6:46 am July, 14 ehcuodouche said...

Even after 30 years, American youth still want to be like D’Nunzio.

8:58 am July, 14 Turdacious said...

I’VE GOTTA BABY’S BRAIN AND AN OLD MANS HEART
TOOK EIGHTEEN YEARS TO GET THIS FAR
DON’T ALWAYS NO WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
FEEL LIKE I’M LIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF DOUBT

9:42 am July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche’s junk is so small he can wash it with quantum foam.

9:43 am July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche’s junk is so small that the doctor who delivered him said to his mother, “Ma’am it appears your daughter was born with a small birth defect.”

9:44 am July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m guessing that this choad is more into Lamar than Poindexter.

11:19 am July, 14 The Know said...

Dr. Bunsen answers the question of where Hotel Coral Essex is from. Lamar and Pointdexter stayed there and its also the home of Booger’s mentor Snotty.

12:13 pm July, 14 Deltus said...

His package is so small, he’s an innie.

And the movie that featured the Hotel Coral Essex was one of those Nerds movies.

1:37 pm July, 14 Turdacious said...

thats not even his junk, that where he put his boat keys

4:50 pm July, 14 MILLS said...

i would kill for leopard print hott…..and by kill i mean kill!!! ..universal soldier style!…im talkin about goin on a shotgun wielding manhunt, gunnin down any mating rival that so much glances or enters a 5 metre radius of that gorgeous beauty!….hm well jealousy is a most sincere form of flattery, dont cha knooo

8:00 am July, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Hey, any chick who like Mythbusters is OK in book. ’cause let’s face it: Mythbusters is all about blowing shit up.

8:09 am July, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

He has just enough miscle to stand erect-

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