Thursday, July 22, 2010

Sherman's Starch

I’d almost be inclined to give Sherman a nottadouche if it wasn’t for the Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation shirt and receding platinum faux.

We’ll go with a stage-2 tag. Annoying, but not yet lost to the ways of the scrote.

Rachel is working it nicely, and her shoulders deserve to be lick-polished like a bronze bedpost by a Bristlenose Plecostamus.

# posted by douchebag1
1:50 pm July, 22 douche bagel said...

sarahs sultry shoulder suckle sterilized sri lankan sheep

1:51 pm July, 22 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Sherman better be on his A-game because there’s a younger, douchier, spikier version of himself lurking over his right shoulder. I do like Sherm’s left handed pear-grab.

1:59 pm July, 22 Eliza Douchecoo said...

WTF does it say on his arm? I can’t make it out.

2:04 pm July, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The son of Buffalo Beast hangs his head like Gen. James Longstreet at Pickett’s Charge as he sends the son of James Largeman to take care of the abomination before them. For he too knows that he has sent an inadequate subordinate and he will have to answer to his father later for this failure.

2:06 pm July, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ @ Myself. It was John Largeman wasn’t it? Dumbfucck.

2:09 pm July, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Eliza you called that one. Douche Jr. in the back has an envious stare going. One day young douche, one day.

2:10 pm July, 22 ToddJerad said...

Nice hottie in this pic btw. That alone puts the combo in equilibrium.

2:18 pm July, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

I have to disagree DB1 that shirt is major douche and Rachel is sultry naughty hott

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The son of John Largeman rules as does his pops.

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Red Chucky T’s haven’t seen those in awhile. Creepy lurker pud in background has a 4 prong like hair don’t.

2:30 pm July, 22 Deltus said...

He’s douche. Just because he’s genuinely smiling and not all duck face kissy lips doesn’t mean he’s not choad. He’s just a rarer form of slightly-more-gentile variety.

2:53 pm July, 22 OneflapTwoflap said...

Looks like Anderson Cooper’s ambiguously gay cousin..

2:53 pm July, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She’s looking much, much better. Him, not so much.

3:20 pm July, 22 Crucial Head said...

Sherman, Janet, and Buffalo Beast all expressed their relief when the world’s tallest Klu Klux Klansman’s leg missed them by mere inches before coming to a thunderous rest behind them.

3:21 pm July, 22 Crucial Head said...

The gang smiled mirthfully after their job of ensconsing Samurai Scrote’s erect cockk in 20,000 thread count linens from Antioch was complete.

3:28 pm July, 22 Justin said...

It’s a mummified Imperial Walker party! Looks like Sherm dressed up as Tonton innards. I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE.

3:39 pm July, 22 I douche, therefore I am said...

I don’t know… Although her physique is undoubtedly splendid, she does loke a bit too much like Michael Jackson for my taste…

4:36 pm July, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She’s wearing a top that I image has Medusa’s fingers moving so fast her monitor will need a new set of wiper blades.

4:54 pm July, 22 Steve L. said...

is it just me, or does she look kinda like… this girl?

for the next week or so, the sight of all console / PC games will cause me to be simultaneously depressed and horny. what an awful combination that would be.

5:18 pm July, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Ah, more Rosetta stone douche attire. At least it isn’t tatted on, but who knows what’s underneath? I’m far more amused by his clearly double seamed jeans’ inseam echoing her red-hot double-seaming on the black corset.

Those cute little double-lane highway fashion touches tell me “all choads lead to roam.”

6:55 pm July, 22 NoPun said...

The girl looks unnervingly like Playboy Cyber Girl Jo Garcia. God dammit. I think it’s her.

7:49 pm July, 22 Steve L. said...

@ NoPun 6:55 PM,

i salute you, sir.

9:11 pm July, 22 alex said...

MCBAIN!

9:11 pm July, 22 Lord McBaggin said...

She May be the hottest hott yet. I am sure she will haunt my dreams for years. The way Olive Loaf hott’s dress still does.

(For the youngsters

This Dress..)

9:30 pm July, 22 percy douchetonsils said...

Sherman’s Starch aka Ross McElweenie.

11:02 pm July, 22 Wheezer said...

She could pass as the sister of Four Prong’s Kimmy.

6:22 am July, 23 mr.reeve said...

Mmmmmmmm Rachael! Very nice. His shirt has the book of Exodus written all over it. It’s a new bag fad. They trying to get in touch with God so they read Bible versus at the club.

The high hair Vanilla Ice Bag creeps me out.

10:49 am July, 23 tall guy said...

Total douche I reckon. He may not be shooting off a kissy lips smile, but it’s a smile that wreaks of arrogance, superiority and smarminess. Sure, I respect his arse grab technique of the highly screwable Rachel, but then, there’s his hair to be considered. And by considered I mean doused in petrol and set alight.

1:15 pm July, 23 Anonymous said...

It looks like the young bag in the back ground has the same shirt on as this clown.

8:51 pm July, 23 Stephanie said...

He shopped at the mall that day,and found this outfit.

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