Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Starhawk Demands Satisfaction

Although, staring at their glasses, I’m pretty sure I defeated that level at Tron back in 1984.

Don’t think that’s Quartasian Ann, so chalk up a third quality hottie as Starhawk makes his run at the Weekly, even if she’s Bleethy as hell.

# posted by douchebag1
7:21 am July, 27 Justin said...

She is delectable!

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His buck-teeth and chin pubes remind me of the gopher from Caddyshack.

7:25 am July, 27 mr.reeve said...

Starhawk has no hawk in this pic and the vest, tie combo. He’s a total dickhead and if there was a full body picture of this chick she probably has a giant caboose & thick legs to go with it.

7:29 am July, 27 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I think I flushed him down the toilet this morning. Those teeth hurt coming out.

7:45 am July, 27 Wheezer said...

She really needs to take those things off her face…..

…..and her body…..

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…..and her clothes.

8:16 am July, 27 Battlescrote Galactica said...

He is the T-1 in search of John Conner, “aka – DB1 Jay Louis”….

Somewhere in the future, DB1 and his army of Baghunters become successful in their mission to destroy all douchebags.

In a counter attempt, Douchenet sends The Starhawk back in time on his Tron Lightcycle Razor Scooter to stop him before it’s too late!…

also defeated in 1984: starhawk’s mom’s diaphragm.

although it took more soldiers than the battle of stalingrad to defeat it, and heavy losses were sustained by both sides. starhawk represents a living memorial to the conflagration that year.

8:33 am July, 27 Douchble Helix said...

I see no bleeth.

But I *do* see a couple of logos at the bottom of the pic. Anybody know what they are?

8:34 am July, 27 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

That most certainly is not the incomparable quartasian Anne.

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Damn you for positing that this slapwhore could possibly be my future ex-wife.

8:37 am July, 27 soy bomb said...

SOMEone needs to be eviscerated!

8:39 am July, 27 darksock said...

Great; now the douche glasses are so big they’re building support buttresses into the frames.

8:40 am July, 27 darksock said...

Speaking of support buttresses: Mr. Reeve writes “she probably has a giant caboose & thick legs to go with it”

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ooooo yeah…..

8:55 am July, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She has a commanding overbite. I would do anything it told me to do.

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Anything.

10:05 am July, 27 Deltus said...

I’m not convinced that she’s have a big ass. That face look pretty svelte to me, and the arms might be muscled rather than matronly.

I’m with Scrotato Head.

10:29 am July, 27 massengill said...

Starhawk is what Edward Scissorhands would’ve looked like if Tim Burton was a giant DB instead of…well, instead of being so goth.

11:04 am July, 27 mr.reeve said...

@darksock

Big Caboose = YYYEEESSSSSS!!!!!! (in the voice of my avatar)

11:20 am July, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

I see that STARHAWK has devolved into a mere chickenhawk.

11:40 am July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s so fuccen stoopid that he thinks he’s gone blind after putting those shades on. “But I thought that I WAS pointing at her.”

12:21 pm July, 27 a non anon said...

At 8:33 am Douchble Helix asked…

“But I *do* see a couple of logos at the bottom of the pic. Anybody know what they are?”

Club photos.

http://www.jivephotography.com/Pictures.htm

Warning: not all the chicks are hot, but all the guys are douchebags.

4:07 pm July, 27 massengill said...

LOL, the very first pic I looked at on the club pics site was 4 Prong

4:09 pm July, 27 massengill said...

4 Prong’s face w/o shades

4:10 pm July, 27 massengill said...

http://www.jivephotography.com/Allure20100717/pages/050.htm

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done

4:15 pm July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Massengill

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You owe me a new monitor. And a set of eyes. And a frontal cortex.

4:36 pm July, 27 Stephanie said...

Just yuch.

6:18 pm July, 27 Steve L. said...

Starhawk hadn’t douched up as many hotts as Four Prong. yet. which leads me to believe that he’s still relegated to getting sloppy seconds (such as and especially PTP blonde Maggie) from Four Prong.

3:17 am July, 28 Andy said...

isn’t that Waxy McBrows Rachel from the HOH?

7:28 am July, 29 mr.reeve said...

Nice find. Prong should always wear his shades. AAAHHHHH

4:00 am August, 1 HawkSeeker said...

At 8:33 am Douchble Helix asked…

“But I *do* see a couple of logos at the bottom of the pic. Anybody know what they are?”

As for the Pinky Blue logo, that’s a regular party at club Tia Luis in Seattle. So, surprisingly to some visitors to the site, 4 Prong and Starhawk are not strictly Vegas Bags (though they might fit the type).

4:05 am August, 1 HawkSeeker said...

Actually, I found a video of the Pinky Blue party that has both StarHawk (sans actual star ‘hawk), 4 Prong and many, many hot chicks. Note that 4 Prong seems to have evolved (or devolved, rather) into 5 Prong.

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