Monday, July 12, 2010

Swimmer Librarian Hott Voted

Swimmer Librarian Hott brought her eyeglasses and her Modelbag by to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
11:47 am July, 12 Wheezer said...

I didn’t know Charles Nelson Reilly had a daughter. I didn’t think that was possible, considering…..

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Oh, HOLY COW! Maybe she’s Harry Caray’s granddaughter?

11:53 am July, 12 jcdouchey said...

nice outline of her twatwaffle!

12:00 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

Man, that guy is such a douchb… Holy Shit!! Look at that camel toe!

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Brb…

12:02 pm July, 12 bigphatnotadouche said...

Camel toe is good…

12:19 pm July, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Did Mr. White open a hair salon? Her extensions look like they’ve been “accessorized”. Also she needs more of them to completely cover the douche.

12:19 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

*panting*

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…okay, I’m back. You know, I’ve been thinking… they really ought to put the lotion dispenser closer to the handicapped stall in the restroom.

12:28 pm July, 12 creature said...

she’s smuggling a peach

he’s smuggling a rancid bag of dog pooo

12:38 pm July, 12 Phil said...

Mooseknuckle!

12:41 pm July, 12 Turdacious said...

Is that a new douche move?, Dyeing your under arm hair blue.

12:42 pm July, 12 Mr. White said...

@doc bunsen

My secret sauce is one of the longest-lasting hair dyes on the market. I’ve got lab research to prove it.

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This is like one of those high-end fashion ads that make you wonder why anyone would buy and/or emulate anything they see in it. As such, I find it both unappealing and arousing.

12:43 pm July, 12 Ned's Atomic Douchebin said...

He could definitely use some ab make-up.

12:44 pm July, 12 Deltus said...

There’s glasses that are designed to help you see. And then there’s glasses that are designed to help keep ejaculate out of your eyes during bukkake. Guess which kind she’s wearing?

1:03 pm July, 12 Douche B4 Dishonor said...

Awesome camel toe.

1:07 pm July, 12 chaserofthehott said...

Somewhere in this world there is one, poor, toe-less camel. 🙁

1:15 pm July, 12 Bagnonymous said...

This has GOT to be an ad for American Apparel or A&F, or some pseudo-vogue douchey sh*t like that.

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Swimmer librarian hott has a nice smile. The grin on her face is also quite nice.

1:20 pm July, 12 End the Haberdouchery said...

I vote American Apparel too. Only they can make clothes that make a woman look hideous while she’s showing nipple or camel toe.

1:23 pm July, 12 scrotum pole said...

Knowing that the wind doesn’t blow in an indoor studio, we have to attribute the position of her hair to the maximum holding qualities of the amazing new hair spray products, brought to you by Donkey Jizz Industries.

1:28 pm July, 12 Turdacious said...

Me thinks he passed out at a frat party and has not cleaned all the marker art yet

1:47 pm July, 12 boatbutter said...

Camel toe… that looks like a moose knuckle.

1:47 pm July, 12 boatbutter said...

Moose knuckle… that looks like a walrus chin.

1:48 pm July, 12 boatbutter said...

Walrus chin… that looks like a… oh fuck it.

1:49 pm July, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Thems some baby making hips

1:50 pm July, 12 Mr. White said...

@deltus

Or one can go the other way and pick up a pair of these for the next bukkake session.

1:51 pm July, 12 Mr. White said...

^What happened to my damn link? O.K., I’ll try again: A pair of these.

2:27 pm July, 12 creature said...

if she had Godiva locks, he would be totally obscured…. if I were wearing a hoopskirt, I could get out of my chair & walk around without making a work place faux pas after looking at her crotch cleave

2:29 pm July, 12 Steve Dave said...

Daang! Hey girl, where you get them hand grip hips?! I’d love to hold on, but wouldn’t wanna slip, if you catch my drift.

2:32 pm July, 12 Crucial Head said...

I just pictured Creatch in a hoop dress and threw up a little in my mouth.

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Heh heh.

2:36 pm July, 12 mr.reeve said...

She has a nice see through bathing suite.

He has a bitch tattoo above his wang. Dickhead!!!

2:50 pm July, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Is that Tom Cruisebag next to her?? and I would clean her glasses with great care.

2:56 pm July, 12 mr.reeve said...

^threw not through…I hope this see threw bathing suite picture makes up for it.

3:05 pm July, 12 mr.reeve said...

and one more…….

3:32 pm July, 12 DarkSock said...

This is a magazine shoot for an advertisement for the amazing new PissPillow® hair cair product.

3:46 pm July, 12 Bob the Bag Hunter said...

Nice tattoo on the the modelbag. Is that for you boyfriends load to be dropped on?

I love this librarian hot and mr.reeve’s girls even more. Nice!!

4:26 pm July, 12 Steve L. said...

swimmer librarian camel toe hott BROUGHT her Modelbag to vote in the weekly.

where’s the Tang when i need to be euthanized?

4:48 pm July, 12 Euripidouche said...

that isn’t a camel toe, its too wide open for that…

that is piss clam on the half shell.

labster spewberg

oyster rocksafeller

grilled jerk rubbed snapper

coconut conch creviche

5:31 pm July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Holy thoughts Chad. Holy thoughts Chad! Holy fucking beak of a Basking Shark Toe !! I would fucle her with my Jesus sized cocck and a fist.

5:42 pm July, 12 doucheywallnuts said...

Walrus Chin? That looks like a…Axe Wound…

Axe Wound? That looks like a…Front Ass…

7:54 pm July, 12 mr.reeve said...

Front Ass? That looks like….dinner…..

Dinner? That looks like…….dessert……

8:56 pm July, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

Although a tad flatironed on the torso top, she has the perfect baby-carrier hips, a hint of cameltoe, and plenty of groin shave. But really, that nude-toned swimsuit is a double-taker. I just wish she’d dispense with the buttertoned hair, because the only butter she should be focusing on is ‘er-butt.

And him…why does a guy with a pretty face go douchify? There is no reason known to man that makes any sense. Not even DB1’s diatribes explain it.

Poos give you reasons, wise men never try….

9:46 pm July, 12 Jaques Doucheteau said...

I dig her hair color. Nice ‘n Easy Born Blonde with Manic Panic Electric Banana® highlights if I’m not mistaken. Very nice. Very nice.

9:50 pm July, 12 Stephanie said...

I thought the heroin looking model dude was out of style,I guess not. His Mom must be so pleased to see that crap tattoo.

9:50 pm July, 12 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Holy burn victim nun raping Charles Grodin!!! You can see her yarble scarble piss flaps!!!!

11:32 pm July, 12 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

See-through crotch bathing suits! There’s a trend I hope takes hold. And by takes hold I mean causing most righteous stiffies & returning nearby cooked spaghetti to its original shape.

9:12 am July, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

Wow. Everything in HCwDB I hate all in one pic. It’s quite profound.

4:24 pm July, 13 Tony Ventresca said...

I’m gonna need to see more photos of this model. Anyone?

4:43 pm July, 14 MILLS said...

ooooo i spy a cameltoe! or is it a mirage?

3:31 am July, 16 spc said...

i can see her cunt.

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