Thursday, July 22, 2010

Bob's Oily Tatt Migration

Is the douchey shoulder tatt the 2010 version of the douchey neck or ab tatt? And where did all the neck and ab tatts migrate to?

Is Shane McPink hiding a secret from his parents?

But most importantly, is Irene as raunchy as her eyes promise, and if not, can I get my money back for the four overpriced Fuzzy Navels and two hours hearing about how her family is, like, so totally beyond lame it’s not even right, you know what she’s saying?

# posted by douchebag1
9:29 am July, 22 Baleen said...

Looks like the meatheads in the background are about to scrap.

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Bob’s love of YKK zippers inspired him to get a tattoo of one.

9:34 am July, 22 DouchYouWannaDance said...

I can’t see Bob’s left hand, so I can’t say for sure if that fingernail-polished hand on Shane’s shoulder isn’t in fact Bob’s. Just judging by the look on Irene’s puss, I wouldn’t doubt it.

9:40 am July, 22 Crucial Head said...

One can only hope that they are vacationing in Cancun. The next morning, while touring Chichen Itza, a native Mayan sees this tattoo and promptly carves out this douche’s heart with a hand-hewn stone knife.

9:40 am July, 22 Douch hunter said...

NIce South Pacific Islander tattoo. You know who looks good in Islander tats? Islanders! What a Douche

9:48 am July, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

That’s gotta be DB1 at the top of his game…what a scream! Secret from his parents indeed…like gaybag?

9:51 am July, 22 Vermont Ferret said...

Irene has my vote for the Putrescence of Aspirational Female Doucherie.

9:54 am July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

This is a backstage photo at the Gay Porno Awards and she just gave out the statue for “Best Jagged Edged Device Up Sphincters by a Duo” to Gayoung Seecrest and Slyde Stabone.

9:59 am July, 22 mr.reeve said...

Shane McPink seems out of place in this picture. He’s really notta douche except for the chest shave reveal. Bob & Irene are two douches in pod. Irene likes blow and to blow. Boby Oil of Olay’s rioded and tatted up ways is all to cover up the fact he was raped by his priest back in Boston in the late 80s.

10:01 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two Douchebags and a total Bleeth. I have seen it in reverse called Three’s Company.

10:07 am July, 22 Crucial Head said...

You know, Douche Hunter is right. That’s more Maori than Mayan. Unfortunately, I enlarged the pic with mu glasses on and found out the hard way.

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But my fantasy still stands.

10:09 am July, 22 Crucial Head said...

“mu” = “my”

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So long, sobriety… though I hardly knew ye.

10:12 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yo Adrien! I just killed Pauly, got a fag tat, and this is my new bestest friend Ryan Seacrest. He likes the way I groove and I miss Apollo.

10:16 am July, 22 scrotum pole said...

I enlarged the pic with a set of extremely powerful mu- glasses, and found that the button on her left boob reads, “I’ll fuck anyone for some smack and a carton of Marlboros.”

10:17 am July, 22 Baron Von Goolo said...

“raunchy.”

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That’s a really good word. We need to bring that word back. Nice start, DB1.

10:20 am July, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@The Reverend^

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Damn you fine sir for hitting the Stalone reference before I could post mine. Well played.

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She looks like she would be quite comfortable as a 24/7 walking cockk humidor.

10:21 am July, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I find that red wine is best served in a mu glass.

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As are urine samples.

10:25 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have known ladies with diverse talents. Organic vaginal mushroom farming was not the most pleasant. She looks like the skank on the Ted Knight Show. May he rest in homo heaven.

10:27 am July, 22 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Since Robert Downey Jr. no longer shoots heroin he’s moved on to steroids and stupid big hawaiian tattoos that like totally mean something.

10:27 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Monsieur Head

Walking cock humidor made my day.

10:32 am July, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

What goes the a douches mind that he has to take his shirt off in what looks like a bar that is far removed from any type of body of water.??? If I was of Maori/South Pacific descent I would be offended by this ass clown sullying their warrior heritage, even the Maori god don the tattoo is sticking his tongue out as to say bleeeh!!!

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Irene seems raunchy but I bet she’s a tease.

10:32 am July, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

I was actually thinking a roided-out Robert Downey Jr. But my coffee is still only halfway down my gullet so I could be wrong. Yeah, i had to sneer at the islander tattoo. Lot f that going on since Duane “The Rock” Johnson got all that on his arm. Everyone seems to be forgetting that Mr. Rock is actually half Samoan and therefore has the right, more or less, to this very important symbol. This douche on the other hand? Let’s see that fruitcake survive the real deal.

10:35 am July, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

Oh, Miley Cyrus, you’re giving your dad an achy breaky heart.

10:51 am July, 22 RAPETIME said...

She looks like she could give you herpes or Hep C from a distance of fifty yards or more.

11:04 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuccking mover just dropped my piano. I must show him the image of Poo to get even.

11:06 am July, 22 Deltus said...

@Medusa: I was trying to think of who she reminded me of, and you’ve nailed it. Miley Cyrus, after the inevitable boob job, in two years time.

11:17 am July, 22 mr.reeve said...

@Medusa

Here is the link for the Candwich article I read this morning. Because making a sandwich is too much work we thought we’d make it easy on you and can it. The human race is fucked.

11:24 am July, 22 mr.reeve said...

^ We are already fucked but this is another example of how lazy and dumb people have become.

11:46 am July, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Medussa

“Everyone seems to be forgetting that Mr. Rock is actually half Samoan and therefore has the right, more or less, to this very important symbol.

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Agreed and I’d love to see a Kiwi rugby player run into this clown and stomp on him Haka style.

12:37 pm July, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Irene must be really drunk or really dumb. A quick head count shows a ratio of about 17 douches to 2 females. Now I no Mr. White or nuthin’ but I think she’s barking up the wrong trees here.

12:46 pm July, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

BREAKING NEWS: LiLo escaped from her minimum security dorm room and was spotted heading for West Hollywood. This picture was snapped just before she said “So long bitches and here’s your fuccen SCRAM bracelet!” It is believed that she will join up with her father and head to Vegas where they will star in a new version of The Aristocrats joke at The Sands for two live shows every other night of the week. Film at eleven.

1:20 pm July, 22 douche bagel said...

its migrating away from his receding hair line

1:37 pm July, 22 justadouchalo said...

It like to see every ass-pump in a fake Islander tattoo get Jake “the Muss” treatment.

3:49 pm July, 22 UFO Destroyers said...

First two thoughts:

1) Why is he wearing a hammock as a sarong, and;

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2) Can she palm a medicine ball?

3:54 pm July, 22 Douche Ellington said...

I see a strong resemblance to Jon Hamm in the guy on the right (a Don Draperdouche, anyone?), and think that it may have ruined the upcoming season 4 premiere of Mad Men for me. DB1, we may need some Christina Hendricks to offset this offense.

5:08 pm July, 22 Steve L. said...

Irene is as raunchy as a ravenous baboon. because she looks like one.

5:28 pm July, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Bob Shane and Irene. I didn’t know you hid Kingston Trio references in your comments, DB1, and I am not sure Bob shane ever sang “Goodnight, Irene” but it was a thrill to see your hidden message anyway.

5:37 pm July, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Oh, and why is Shane McPink so happy, and Irene and Bob so mopey? One in the pink and two in the stink, that’s why.

5:50 am July, 23 F. Scrote Fitzdoucheald said...

Bob…aka Sylvester Stallone!?!?!?!?!?

12:35 pm July, 23 Douchble Helix said...

Those eyes are whispering one thing to me: “Fuck. Me. Hard.”

11:00 am July, 24 Doucheachusetts said...

Irene’s face oozes bleeth

2:56 pm July, 26 Aaron said...

I can’t believe choad is not wearing a shirt.

I visit this site weekly give or take and it never ceases to amaze me. Unreal these people.

And they are freaking everywhere.

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