Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The 'Baggle Axe

Sometimes, hitting on three hot sisters from upstate Pennsylvania on a college tour of Philly, and going to war against the Greeks in medieval times are, like, totally analogous.

On an unrelated note, the word “analogous” has anal in it. And ogous.

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am July, 20 Mr. White said...

I hate to be the Geography Nazi, but there’s no such thing as upstate Pennsylvania. Sorry, DB1. That said, these girls are definitely western PA hotts. I should know, because that’s where I grew up. I think I might have hit on the middle one’s older sister in 7th grade.

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‘Baggle Douche is a steel-mill themed stripper. Sadly, he’s too stuipd to realize that all of the steel mills in western PA have long since gone under, so he just serves as a painful reminder of economic ruin and a lack of a real future to bachelorette parties filled with women who wish they had the moxie to move to a big city, like Pittsburgh, just to get a glimpse of a different life.

9:28 am July, 20 mr.reeve said...

I am blinded by this male stippers oiled up GSR! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

9:33 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He swallowed Mr. Reeve’s hypothetical kittens after he stole them from flabby uterus in the last thread. That is also how he got all greasy before he bought the gold construction hat.

He likes long walks, fruity drinks, money in his pants, and his second job at the all-male rub and tug. Just sayin’. He does ’em bareback and loves it.

9:34 am July, 20 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

One can only hope that the discoloration on Franks right shoulder is a particularly potent strain of necrotizing fasciitis.

9:36 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Nothing to see here, folks , keep moving, I said keep moving …

9:39 am July, 20 mr.reeve said...

The kittens deserve better Reverend. I mean, look at their mom and her bag boyfriend. Yes, this gaybag loves him some men I am sure.

9:48 am July, 20 creature said...

Golden Warrior of West Hollywood… defender of the Poo Pot

9:49 am July, 20 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Are The Village People franchising out to service bachelorette parties in rural communities now???

10:02 am July, 20 DarkSock said...

“”Aren’t you a little gay for a stormtrooper?”

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Oh hell. Now I’ve gone and done it.

10:03 am July, 20 Bagnonymous said...

These GND sweethearts get extra credit for posing with that helmet-wearing kid from the short bus.

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In fact, I have a helmet just like that. Except it’s purple. And it’s atop my swole cockk. …Which I’d have no problem showing off to all three of these lovely ladies, either separately or all at the same time.

10:03 am July, 20 DarkSock said...

“Uh, everything’s under control. Situation normal…Uh, we had a slight butt plug malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?”

10:04 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stop the insanity. Save a kitten, eat a pussy. I don’t think that makes any sense but I stand by it. And by stand by it I mean get as drunk as fuck while the misses is at the new house and I’m not.

10:04 am July, 20 Bagnonymous said...

^ …and by “ladies” I meant the three people who have shirts on in that picture…

10:04 am July, 20 Douches Wild said...

There is more here than meets the eye- the douche is actually Chaim Rabinowitz, an ernest Rabinical student working his way thru school by stripping- The Jetson chamber pot on his head is there to hide his yarmulke.

10:05 am July, 20 Wheezer said...

@Mr. White, 9:28 a.m. –

‘Baggle Douche is a steel-mill themed stripper. Sadly, he’s too stuipd to realize that all of the steel mills in western PA have long since gone under, so he just serves as a painful reminder of economic ruin and a lack of a real future to bachelorette parties filled with women who wish they had the moxie to move to a big city, like Pittsburgh, just to get a glimpse of a different life.

Holy shit, his act is metaphorical?

10:07 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy is so gay he runs his hypothetical jackhammer with his anal hydraulics.

10:07 am July, 20 Wheezer said...

@’Sock, 10:02 a.m. –

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You mean, like this?

10:12 am July, 20 Eliza Douchecoo said...

the chick in the middle…i’d anal her ogous…on a side note the chick in the middle has a super freakin long arm, check out where it’s layin on the chick on the left.

10:17 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice stormtrooper. Fred Astairoid.

10:26 am July, 20 Deltus said...

Sgt. Swish there has a killer GSR. And by killer, I mean I want to gouge my eyes out. Middle hott is easily the hottest of the three, and to her I offer my undying devotion. And by undying devotion, I mean fap fap fap omigod huuuhUUUUUUHHHNNNNNNGGGGHH.

10:41 am July, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

The Carbone Sisters tittered with glee when the concierge at Treasure Island told them they had won backstage passes for Andrew Lloyd Weber’s production of ‘The Road Warrior.’

10:42 am July, 20 creature said...

it’s all gay under the Golden Dome of Notre Dame

10:45 am July, 20 creature said...

mascot for the “Gaping Starfish”

11:11 am July, 20 Mr. White said...

@wheezer

Such is the mystery of the dance.

11:14 am July, 20 Mr. White said...

I don’t know how much we can bust on this guy. After all, he was one of Humongous’s henchmen in Road Warrior.

11:26 am July, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My wife just came home from yoga, glanced briefly at the computer screen, then said “I have to poo.”

11:48 am July, 20 Mr. White said...

Oh, shit, I totally did a lame version of Baron’s “Road Warrior” joke and didn’t even realize it. I deserve to be punished. Medusa? Dicy? Punish me!

12:16 pm July, 20 Steve L. said...

please let there be a giant bottomless hole right behind this scene so that someone can kick ‘Baggle Axe into the hole while screaming “THIS IS SPARRRRRTAAAAA!”

and that’s medieval Sparta to you.

… whatever “medieval” Sparta is supposed to look like.

12:24 pm July, 20 Captain Lame said...

Being the love child of Freddie Mercury and Ice Man was difficult for Austin. But he found that shaving his nethers and slipping on some leathers made some of the pain go away…

1:09 pm July, 20 mr.reeve said...

He reminds me of one of the Hawkmen from Flash Gordon. Maybe its the trees in the back.

1:26 pm July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Uggh!!!!!

2:36 pm July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White

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Holy fuccen shit! I was going to mention that there is no upstate PA too. AND you’re originally from western PA? Are we dopplegangers or something because, I too was reared in western PA. Whereabouts for you? Me, raised in said ‘burgh (correct spelling) of Pitts.

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As for the pic: Little Timmy always liked watching gladiator movies with his Uncle Fred (and all of Uncle Fred’s friends) so he thought he would combine his love for them with his other desire to be Ponch from CHiPs together in hopes he could attract woo hotts. Unfortunately, Uncle Fred (and all of his friends) never talked about girls so Timmy so Timmy could only go with what he knew. Each hott would take a turn reaming him with a plunger while he ate an entire bunch of bananas.

2:37 pm July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Now I stutter when I type. Great, what next?

3:04 pm July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Mr. White & Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

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“Holy fuccen shit! I was going to mention that there is no upstate PA too. AND you’re originally from western PA? Are we dopplegangers or something because, I too was reared in western PA.

Whereabouts for you? Me, raised in said ‘burgh (correct spelling) of Pitts.”

Ok!!!, some ‘Burgh residents in the house. Gotta a quiz for you.

These girls are from?

A) Fox Chapel

B) Mt. Lebanon

C) Shadyside

Place most likely to spot a Douche in the Burgh?

A) Southside

B) Southside

C) Station Square

3:46 pm July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Et Tu Douche?

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D) Bethel Park Unfortunately my sister and my niece reside there right now. These may even be my niece’s friends for all I know.

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D) Oakland. This fuckstick is probably rushing Lambda Chi Alpha and this is his initiation.

3:58 pm July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Bethel Park? OK, as for Oakland good call I forgot to add that the douche is strong on 5th ave, Hemingway’s comes to mind.

4:50 pm July, 20 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

@Steve L.

Actually, Sparta, along with the rest of Greece and the Balkans, spent most of the middle ages as the Ottoman’s bleeth. Just sayin’.

5:14 pm July, 20 Mr. White said...

@et tu

I’m going with Doc Bunsen on this one and confirming doucheage in Oakland. Although you can get some “quality” Carnegie Mellon douche in Shadyside. (Not that all CMU students are douche–my sister and brother-in-law went there.)

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@Doc Bunsen

I share a birthplace with Sharon Stone in Meadville, PA. I grew up a little bit south of there, though, about an hour north of Pittsburgh.

6:13 pm July, 20 Whoop-di-douche said...

Damn, and here I thought upstate Pennsylvania was the Poconos.

Shows what I didn’t do on my honeymoon.

6:18 pm July, 20 Whoop-di-douche said...

Back in West Lafayette, the band was wondering what happened to Abner “Abs” Allhands, the newest member of the elite “Biggest Drum in the World”squad who rolls the Purdue Marching Band’s giant pounder around during football games….

…apparently the Nittany Cougars got the best of him.

8:17 pm July, 20 Stephanie said...

He’s from “Rent A Greek” and they do special services.

8:32 pm July, 20 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

This is truly a choad of very high ‘bagnitude. I’m not sure why he chose a turkey’s ass for a tattoo, but to each his own.

White top hott is lovely indeed. I would enjoy a nice evening burrowing through the contents of her laundry hamper like a star-nosed mole with the heebie jeebies. And a sugar buzz.

8:46 pm July, 20 Troy Tempest said...

They found him wandering through a mall and said “we gotta get a picture with this idiot. It’ll rock on facebook.”

9:22 pm July, 20 Douche Bauer said...

I would love to discover the anal wonders of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s sister on the right.

6:28 pm July, 21 Feminissimo said...

I, envy you. Your blog is much better under the maintenance and design than mine. Who to you the design did?

6:52 am July, 22 Delpan said...

Впервые читаю данный блог и он меня очеь заинтересовал

11:36 am July, 26 massengill said...

‘Baggle Axe FTW

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He is P2P scrote despoiling innocent, possibly Midwestern but distinctively all-American, girls. I would like to know who the fourth Marissa sister hwo is cropped from the picture is. Mysterious.

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‘Baggle Axe looks like Captain Falcon from Super Smash Bros. and is still not yet redeemed.

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